1) Last year, during my eighth grade year, I was joking around with my three Marafiki (I'll name them Kendra, Lucy, and Bonnie). Well, Lucy was coming up with all of these really gross jokes (jokes about sex and stuff like that), and the rest of us honestly couldn't help but laugh our asses off. XD Well, the joking turned into insulting my mother. I really didn't care at first, but then it became offensive in some way because I knew they were trying to irk me. Well, they worked my last nerve at the wrong time. The principal quieted down the entire cafeteria to give an announcement. Meanwhile, Kendra gave her last insult. I ended up shouting out, "My mom is HOT!" to them, and it was loud enough for the whole cafeteria to hear. All of my Marafiki laughed at me as I was agonizing with complete humiliation. It was one of the most painful, unbearable, embarrassing moments of my young life.... :,(
2) I was walking downstairs to throw some chakula away. I remember it was my "Friday Night", which was movie night....I watch a horror movie every Friday night with some popcorn and soda. Well, "Friday Night" was done and I was walking down the stairs. My arms were filled with an empty popcorn bowl, a soda can, and some Candy wrappers (I know, I'm a pig :P). I never saw my pet cat, Ella lying on one of the steps. I ended up stepping on Ella, and slipping my foot across her back, which resulted in her being flung down three stairs. I fell on my behine, and I pretty much rode down the stairs on my butt with Ella running down the stairs in front of me. I woke up the whole household (My mom was asleep downstairs, my stepfather was sleeping in their bedroom). My punda was pretty sore a siku afterwards.
3) It actually happened yesterday. I was in Spanish class, and bored as usual (My teacher isn't really the best at teaching Spanish, despite her being extremely friendly and kind). Well, I noticed that something smelled like tuna fish. I sniffed some more, and to my horror it was coming from me. Then I realized the huge mistake I made this morning.....I thought I was late for school, and with my rushing to get my punda to school......I forgot to put on deoderant. And what I was smelling from myself in Spanish class was my severe punishment for it. A boy behind me named Jacob began sniffing, and I had a feeling I knew what he was smelling. I asked my Spanish teacher to go to the bathroom twice so I could try to take care of the smell (please don't ask how I did so), and I finally came up with the conclusion when Spanish class ended.....pretended to accidnetally use to much hand sanitizer and rub it on the short sleeves of my T-shirt so THAT smell would end dominate the odor.
Yeah, a lot of other awful, bad, HUMILIATING things have happened to me. But if I were to tell about them now, I'd end up uandishi the world's first online novel.... :)
Ok so I was in fourth grade,and i was very small and not very strong.Our class was getting samaki so my teacher was sending kids to go get water to another fourth grade class to put in the samaki tank.So she send me and she gave me a bucket.So I got to the other classroom and i was very embarassed because everybody was looking at me.And i was filling up the bucket but I didn't know we didn't have to fill it up all the way because it would be too heavy.But I did fill it up all the way and I was walking towards the door and spilled alot of water and everybody was laughing so I just kept walking and I spilled zaidi water and everybody kept laughing.I felt like crying it was very embarassing.
1) I was in class and i was leaning foward.and it was one of those really crappy old desks that had the wood platform and wewe could lift it up and stuff.Well i was leaning and i tilted foward and uhm..well,the dawati flipped i went loopey for bout 5-10 mins..i forget how long..
2)I was skateboarding with my friends,Delio,John,Amanda,and Sarah.Of course Sarah and Amanda didn't know how to use a skateboard.Amanda was on her bike and sarah on skates.We decided to play chicken.I was on my board in the middle of the lot (it was a vacant parking lot we were in),and John comes speeding up to me catching alot of speed but swerves away.Then Delio did that from behind me,sarah to my right and amanda to my left,they all did it at the same time cornering me,and they all crashed into me!!!I began himpering like a Lost dog!Thankfully my pain threshold kept me from crying...John's skateboard had hit me in the head.That was super embarrasing,cause a guy i like named Jim came driving kwa (leagal to drive ^.^) and saw what happened.
3)I got tripped in the hallway and did a summersalt and bashed into a locker,i knocked over my math teacher O.O....i nearly fainted after that.Cause i thought to myself "Oh man am I screwed!" then i found out it was brandon who tripped me...little demon!
4)i crashed my bike into a mti and flipped on my Marafiki cause well, one little chicken accident didn't stop us from playing -_-*.
5)i was on my way to a party,and i was riding my bike there,i saw Jim driving kwa and then of course,i crashed into a tree.HOW DUMB CAN I GET!?!?!?!?!
it all starts like this i was invited to chajio, chakula cha jioni with my bf at his mates house so we had chajio, chakula cha jioni and finished and sat down for drinks then after we finished i had to go bathroom. so i asked him where the bathroom was and he showed me then after i finished the lock was realy different to the lock i had in my house and i got locked in and in and i started yelling out until they heard me and then he had to stand behind the door and fully descibe how to open the door and when i finaly got out i was blushing it was soooo embarassing.
my family and i were sitting in a room waiting for my doctor's appointment last mwaka (I had a bad cold) and then my dad suddenly leans to the side and does a really loud, stinky fart and the bad thing is that most people there were elderly ones! And my siblings and I were so humiliated! I hid behind the newspaper I was reading. the worst part was that everyone was obviously struggling not to laugh, au cover their noses at the bad smell!
Oh and another mortifying moment would be when (and yes, it's another fart moment, this time it's mine) well the whole family were at the beach, pwani with my grandparents last summer and i was just playing around in the water kwa myself and this boy who looked about ten au eleven was standing close to me, and then i actually do a fart underwater and all these bubbles rose to the surface and made a bubbly- fart noise (LOL) and that boy over there yelled really loudly, "Hey, that girl over there (pointing to me) did a REALLY loud fart!" and some people were staring at me and laughing (especially my family) and I was so embarrassed that I slipped my goggles back on, held my breath and slipped underwater for as long as I could! lol! My little sister reminds me of that awful moment all the time... grr... lol and that's pretty much it.
This Halloween my Marafiki and I went trick au treating near my Marafiki moms store. Before we went I had to mbwa mwitu down this pizza and then when we were out I threw up in some bila mpangilio person's garden, luckily I didn't vomit all over myself. We went back to my Marafiki moms store and went trick au treating again around there. Then we came back to the store and I felt sick again so I ran to the wash room but someone was in it! I then threw up all over the floor in the store. Then her mom cleaned up. It was awful.