Answer these as creatively as possible.

wewe see, Riku, my learned student, Ducks quack because many eons ago, ducks were primarily the most sentient life on the planet. The ducks had a wondrous empire built on the foundation of love, trust, peace, happiness, and honor. There was no violence in the ducks empire and it was ruled kwa a beautiful bata queen. The Queen had 5 little ducklets, and the eldest was nearly ready to take the kiti cha enzi herself. It was then however, that it happened. The 5 little ducks went out one day, over the hills....and far away. The Queen bata alisema "quack quack quack quack"...

But they never came back....so the Queen became tyrranical, the empire became a place of horror and fear, and anatidaephobia was born.

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One pack.

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Oh that's just Aya, she's lonely ever since the *content deleted due to Riku not playing Mad Father*

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Fairies
In
Red
Enchiladas.

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The Earth is like a massive baby, and the green nyasi is it's spit up, so green is generally a puke-like thing.

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Do wewe like Waffles?

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Sure, but be careful and find a save point first.

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Those were yours?....uh....good news! wewe have a massive bag of apple cores! wewe don't need to share. wewe can keep them.

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Are these maswali truly random?

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Seriously...it's just Aya....she's harmless. The chainsaw is mostly for show.

Before I start, lemme just say one thing...
DUCKS REALLY MUST BE THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN SO MANY FLIPPIN THINGS ABOUT DUCKS RULING THE UNIVERSE EVER SINCE THE ONE DAMN TIME I WAS IN THE CAR AND STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE 'GRAND DUCK' WHO IS THE SUPREME RULER OF ALL UNIVERSES AND WE'RE ALL JUST DUCKS AND THE GRAND bata LAYS EGGS AND THOSE EGGS ARE THE UNIVERSE AND THE GRAND bata CONTROLS ALL. NOW EVERYTHING I SEE IS LITERALLY DUCKS WHAT HAVE I DONE.

*cough* Anyway...

1) I once had a little pet duck, who made a habit of liking to cluck. I was taken aback when he finally alisema "quack" and started to run amuck.
bata Manifesto, 2:44
My graduation cap, herufi kubwa had a bata on it.

2)Peter is dead.

3)That's just John Green. He's probably just standin' there thinking about lung cancer and towns constructed entirely out of paper. *shrug* That guy...

4. First In Roach Exterminations

5. disambiguation. "Green" may refer to "John Green", "Hank Green", au "Emerald Green". Check Lesson Number 3 for details on "Green".

6.) Did wewe know that back in the day, ice cream was a rare delicacy and one of the founding fathers paid around 2000 dollars (I believe) just to eat it?

7) Only on Wednesdays.

8) L, did wewe know, that Shinigami only eat apples? Don't take those things onto the TARDIS, the Doctor hates them. Keeps him away, he says.

9) I once knew a guy named Bray. Everyone thought he was gay. He kissed a girl, it made him hurl- I guess he really was gay.

10.*trips you* LOOKS LIKE IT'S ONLY OUT TO GET wewe HAHA SUCKER.

1. Because one day, a long, long time ago, a bunch of unicorns and narwhals came together and had a discussion. Ducks were mute. They wanted to fix it. So, one of the unicorns, named Charlie, alisema "This is stupid! They aren't mute, they go QUACK." and a narwhal, who is apparently a detective, responded "CHARLIE! That's brilliant! They shall go quack!" And that's how Charlie became known for ducks going quack.
..Wait, that wasn't the prompt? Ah, screw it, it's close enough.

2. Using logical math, he picked 42. What is the math? Uh, I have no clue. I just picked some bila mpangilio number...
What? No! It definitely wasn't because I have no clue how much a peck is, that's RIDICULOUS! Hahaha....

3. I think he's the new guy, Tim. au is it Jim? Uh, Sim, Crim, Fim, Kim, Shim... He's one of the new guys. I think he wants to jiunge our conversation, but his nervous face looks really creepy.
Don't judge him to harshly, he has huge anxiety...

4. Farting In upinde wa mvua Elephants. Duh.

5. Deep. Hmm....
Green is the color of leprechauns and luck! Oh, and it isn't very creative...

6. Ice cream flavored upinde wa mvua pins from the firetruck universe. THE. BEST.

7. Bro. Don't hold back. wewe can do WHATEVER wewe WANT, so just GO FOR IT MAN. GO FOR IT.

8. Depends. Did wewe get those apples from a shady guy in a white van? If so, DEFINITELY!

9. Well, when wewe look at it in a particular, certain way... Uh... I was going to say something really smart, but then I Lost it. So what are we doing? Do pegasi exist? Did wewe put the apple in the nyasi, nyasi kavu barrel and eat the candle? Rotary mice?

10. AHHHHH! THEY FOUND ME! HOW DID THEY FIND ME!? I THOUGHT THEY'D NEVER FIND ME BEHIND THAT CUP! I WAS DOING SO WELL! HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY HAPPEN!!!!!!!!
Well, at least I don't have to run faster than them. I just have to run faster than YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *flies away on a magical gppony, pony flying through the sky*



No, I'm not going to explain the picture. This is the bila mpangilio club, wewe figure it out! xP (And no, I didn't draw it. Someone I'm a shabiki of on Youtube did during one of his livestreams.)

1. Because, when they talk it's ununderstandable
2. Peter Piper didn't pick them, he aliiba them.
3. It's Manuel
4. Ford International Road Enterprises.
5. It's the color of the grass.
6. I don't like ice cream, I upendo ice cream.
7. Nope, only in Russia
8. No, thanks, but I think Snow White would upendo to
9. I dunno
10. Nope, it's too hot to run. Sorry