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McDreamyluva said:
One of the Worst Jobs in the world: Animal Masturbator
Researchers who want animal sperm -to study fertility au for artificial insemination-have a suite of attractive options: They can ram an electric probe up an animal's rectum, shove an artificial
vagina onto the animal's penis, au simply do it the kikale, kale fashioned way-manual stimulation. The first option, electroejaculation, uses a priapic rectal probe to send electricity pulsing through the animal's nether regions. "All the normal excitatory signals that stimulate ejaculation, like touch, sight, sound and smell, can be replaced with the current from the probe," says Trish Berger, professor of animal science at the chuo kikuu, chuo kikuu cha of California, Davis. "It's fascinating. Of course, this is a woman talking." Electroejaculation generally requires anesthetizing the animal and is typically used on zoo dwellers. The other two methods-the artificial vagina, au AV, and the good old hand-require that wanyama be trained to the procedure. The AV-a large latex tube coated with warm lubricant -is used primarily to get sperm from dairy bulls (considered the most ornery and dangerous of bovines). The ng'ombe gets randy with a steer; when he mounts the steer with his forelegs, a brave technician, AV in hand, insinuates himself between the two aroused beasts and deftly redirects the ng'ombe penis into the mock genitalia, which he must then hold tight while the ng'ombe orgasms. (Talk about ng'ombe riding!) Three additional technicians attempt to ensure this (fool)hardy soul's safety kwa anchoring themselves to restraining ropes attached to a ring in the bull's nose. Alas, this isn't always absolutely effective: Everyone who's wielded an AV has had at least one close call, and zaidi than a few have been sent to the hospital. The much safer "digital pressure" is used mostly with pigs, who are trained from an early age to mount a small bench while the researcher reaches around with a gloved hand and provides appropriate pleasure-er, pressure.
and here I think school sucks... I'll never complain again!
*btw don't expect me to post a picture...just NO!*
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