If wewe had a friend that wewe spoke to the same way wewe speak to yourself, how long do wewe think that person would allow wewe to be your friend?

Dood, you're the best. You're a fucking crack shot! Is there a test wewe can't ace? Is there a smarter bastard than you?

Yeah, I think we'd be perfectly fine.

........ Have wewe seen me talk to myself online? wewe know, when I use the italics?

Do wewe really think everyone is stalking wewe au something? Cause they arent. wewe arent the center of everyone's attention wewe know.

I mean- Shes really sarcastic and all, but shes really amusing.

Is she ignoring me?

I think I would get along with her cause while shes a real bitch, kahaba a lot of the time, she does side with me quite often.

I'm sorry. Shes crack-nut-insane.

Am not...

Yeah wewe are. Even wewe go around saying it.

....

*smirk*

Sorry. I retract that. The friendship would last 2 seconds.

Marafiki FOREVER !!!!

Not sure

We probably wouldn't be Marafiki in the first place, tbh.

"QUIT TALKING ABOUT THINGS YOU'RE A shabiki OF, JESUS. CAN WE JUST FOR ONCE DISCUSS WHAT WE DID OVER THE WEEKEND, au OVER BREAK, au AT LEAST DURING THE DAY!? A SIMPLE 'HOW ARE YOU?' WOULD BE AMAZING, AT THIS POINT!"

We'd probably last about 5 minutes, then they'll start ranting the above quote.