Weird Pickup Lines

Do wewe think I could borrow that dress sometime?

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom alisema I couldn't go kwa myself.

wewe are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed kwa wewe until I'm 20.

Excuse me, I just noticed wewe noticing me and I just wanted to give wewe notice that I noticed wewe too.

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with wewe every step of the way.

Know what would look good on you? Me.

wewe look much zaidi attractive in person than wewe do through my telescope.

Do wewe like heavy metal? Because I can teach wewe how to scream.

Girl, wewe gotta be tired coz wewe been runnin through my mind all day.

hujambo can i have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone out of you.

You, me, sex, now.

I want to take your skin off and wear it as my own

If I follow wewe home, who wewe keep me?

Some I remember kusoma on an old thing in high school.

"I wish I could sew myself to you."

"How much money do wewe want for your old toothbrush?"

"I bought the most expensive binoculars. That’s how much I upendo you."

"You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way."

"My aunt says I’m the best kisser she’s ever known."

"I want to live in a nest of your hair."

wewe look like somebody I know. My inayofuata significant other.

I made sure to buy clothes in all the same colors as your clothes and I have been very closely observing your color-wearing habits so now we can look alike every single day

I want to swim in those blue eyes.

I would totally volunteer to be your shati all siku in order to feel your abs...

wewe look so good that I've compiled a whole picha album of wewe just sitting in front of me in class

And this is one I didn't just make up but I upendo it anyway: "Hey girl, what's your sine? It must be pi/2 because wewe are the 1".

I got a picha album of every step wewe take.

Your nails (claws) sure are yellow. Can wewe upendo me til it hurts? (Yellow Claw song related pun)

I wanna taste your red lips to see if they lie. (Skrillex song related pun)

It's the first of the year, so I wanna be the first one wewe fuck this mwaka (another Skrillex song related pun)

That's all I could think of there...