Favourite insult (currently)?

"Your a** must be pretty jealous of all the sh*t that comes out of your mouth" au "Your brain is clearly disabled" au "you obviously have a retarded mind" < In case somebody calls me retarded au stupid for having a disability/disorder. And "a**head"

Insufferable fuckety fucktard with a license to be a dunce.

For PG
wewe pinheaded son of an ice cream maker

For the adults
CUNT!
Short, sweet, to the point but still has the force of a true insult

"Here are some nuggets, cause that's all wewe think of, wewe fat peace of shit." - Hellbent / Planet Dolan

Cheeky Cunt and Posh Twat.

Assbutt

I wouldn't exactly say they are my vipendwa but I do use them quite a bit.

-Dumbass
-Moron
-Jerk
-Slut

If wewe wanna go low but not as low as a politician, [insert joke]

uncultured cranberry fucknut.
Criminal scum.
Pie-Eating Douche Hammer.
infectious reeling-ripe scullion.
rancorous rump-fed malt-horse.

Cunt

just that, at work it is my favourite word. when something burns, boils over, splits an spills etc
last week it was cock, wonder what inayofuata week will bring ....

COW

YO MAMA!.....yeah I know no one says that now...

myself