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posted by ciaraluvsjustin
1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your briefcase, mkoba au purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person inayofuata to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.
posted by speedy106
This is the guide to me. Don't come searching for me. I like this stuff.
1.Tests/Pop Quizzes
2.Teen Titans show
3.Guys who are smart and humorous
4.Romance(Don't get any ideas, guys)
6.Yellow roses
8.My school crush
9.Speedy/Roy Harper(from Teen Titans show)
12.Having fun
13.Taking care of flowers
14.Boys who like me
15. Kid Flash(Teen Titans and Young Justice show)
16.Beyblade(anime, not manga)
17.Doing cartwheels and volleyball
18. Horses
21.Shopping(This is feminine, but I'm really a tomboy)
22.Hive Five(team of villians in Teen Titans show)
24.Grass-type Pokémon
26.Robin/Dick Grayson
27.Aqualad(character from Teen Titans show)
28.Vanessa Carlton(singer)
29.Fried Chicken
30.Being happy
That's it. Yep. That's it. Thanks for reading.
 DONT be anything like dudelol17 au BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
DONT be anything like dudelol17 or BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
Ways To Annoy People

1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. ripoti everything and maoni 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say wewe hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' au 'You're so annoying' au 'No' on a ukuta post. (Just be rude)

WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...
We woke up to a smiling figure.Ariana.We ran,Maybelle had the rock in her pocket.The sky was now purple.We finally got a break at the hut."Guys.I think.I know.What to do.See that.Corner?We.Need to.Go over to.It.And Ariana will.Be.Running in a.Circle."Maybelle said,taking a breath each time.
"But what if-"Henry barley finished.
"No what ifs.Cause we don't know what would happen."Sarah said.Not taking any breaths.
"Okay.So when?"Alicia asked.
"On the count of-NOW!"Maybelle said.They ran like a kubeba was chasing them.They ran to the corner of a giant rock.Ariana found them.Pacing,Maybelle alisema to stay...
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posted by kpopeverlasting
Block B Spots:

Infinite Spots:

N.Sonic Spot:

Myname Spot:

The ones I made:
When we left of:
Taylor:MOM!Mom?Where is she?*walks downstairs*Mom?
*Hears door shut*MOM!!*Runs in basement*MOM!!!*Sees mom with blood running down head*MOM!!!911!!!!
Police man:Taylor!Calm down!
Taylor:How can I?When mom dies and Charm and Amber,
CHARM AND AMBER!*Runs to bedrooms*Charm!!*picks up*
Amber!*Picks up*
Taylor:Shh!Come with me!!!
Taylor's POV:
Later I supposed that Dad was the Killer,but I had no prove,He always alisema he would "GET"mom,but when he did I was 4,so I didn't know what he meant.
Nobody's POV:
Police Woman:*Walks in*Taylor...Jonesmen?
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The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked kwa a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on krisimasi siku 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are zaidi bacteria in the ice machines at fast chakula restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are zaidi than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
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posted by x-menobsessed26
Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up kwa St. Peter.

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send wewe to Heaven au Hell. After all, wewe enormously helped society kwa putting a computer in almost every nyumbani in America, yet wewe also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let wewe decide where wewe want to go."

Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"

St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let wewe visit both places briefly,...
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posted by yukikiyruu
Relationships! We all need a good laugh now and again! ; )

Behind every clever man, is a scientist running tests.

Behind every great woman is a man checking her out.

I don't want to sound sexist here, but I do think men make better Santa's. Men have bigger bellies, men are used to sitting long periods of time and men have lots of experience making promises they have no intention of keeping.
- jay Leno.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood.

Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken...
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Translation: If people continue to write like this I will start flipping out!

....Now there's two points alone in that sentence and those points were horrible spelling and the constant abuse of the nyara lock. Most people continue doing these two things to get on everyone's nerves. I can understand that some people uandishi this way if he/she had dyslexia au someone learning to speak English and hasn't quite grasped it yet au if you're texting someone on your phone(that can be a real pain), but there's absolutely no excuse for the rest of us...
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The juu six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as wewe have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command au File Name" is about as informative as

"If wewe don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".


As soon as wewe make a commitment to one, wewe find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
As a proud visitor of forty-four of the fifty United States, I am a bit of a self-taught expert in amusing oneself on long rides in motor vehicles. Whether wewe are the driver, riding shotgun, au sitting in the back, there is a plethora of ways to make alisema drive go kwa much faster.
One way to take a long, boring drive across the never changing flatness of Nebraska au Oklahoma, and mold it into an enjoyable spending of one’s time is to engage in a physical fight with a sibling. This works best when wewe are driving and the sibling is in the back seat. It does not matter if the alisema sibling is...
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maoni about wether its good au not !!!!! ~


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Please note that this is merely my perception on this. wewe can have your opinion, I'll have mine.

We all know the modern Disney stars are completely whacked and are SO not role models. But what about the old school Disney?

The Little Mermaid. Ariel clearly states that she's sixteen in the first film. The sekunde movie claims to be ten years later, the perfect age for Melody, her daughter. Is Disney promoting teenage pregnancy? Promoting underage marriage? And the supposed "love" she felt was only worship lust, hardly the basis for a healthy relationship. What message does this send to young girls,...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Ride mechanical farasi with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the muziki store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos au rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to songesha on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When wewe leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe wewe embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatedly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between wewe and the people in front of wewe while waiting in line.
Every time wewe pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind wewe in line.
Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let wewe off.
Offer people money for their spots in line . . . Monopoly money.
Speak in Spanish, au pretend you're deaf and start making rapid...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that wewe "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that wewe haven't received enough chokoleti sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every swali with another question. As soon as one of wewe says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...
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