The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!
To the people of the future,
My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I upendo my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a mwaka and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this letter in the time capsule for school for people to remember me. I want wewe to remember me kwa my inayopendelewa perfume and my inayopendelewa movies. Not kwa my cancer. That would make me sad, so make me happy and remember me kwa some of my inayopendelewa things.
I used to play mpira wa kikapu on a team with my Marafiki Naomi, Levi, and Jordyn. I upendo basketball, my inayopendelewa team is the Lakers. I also like football. I upendo the Steelers because they are a great team. I upendo sports and the Orioles are my inayopendelewa baseball team. I also played field hockey with my friend Katie from Australia. She has an amazing accent, which she uses to charm the cute boys in our class.
I have a boyfriend. His name is Levi and he is so cute. He has brown hair and his eyes are perfectly shaped like almonds. I upendo him. All my Marafiki (most of them) have boyfriends. I was glad when his friend Mike walked up to me and asked if I would go out with Levi. I alisema yes, automatically.
I like movies! popcorn is the best snack to have at the movie theatre, but if it gets in your doomed! You’ll end up hacking up a bunny! And people will stare too! My inayopendelewa movie is the Princess and The Frog. Me and my little sister Ally watched it 1,000 times and it gets better and better. My sister Aria and I watch all kinds of sinema together, like Paranormal Activity, Paranormal Activity 2, Eclipse: The Twilight Saga, Scar, Case 39 and more I’m younger than Aria, she’s 16. She can drive and has a bunch of friends.
My inayopendelewa TV shows are, iCarly, Degrassi, The Secret Life, Hannah Montana(still a kid at heart) and more! I also watch samaki Hooks with my brother when I am at his collage dorm with his roomate, Lindsey (also his fiancé).
Sincerally and maybe love,
Andrea♥
P.S.: Write me in Heaven. ♥
Andrea Reese
1997-2011
Live kwa what wewe believe in
Sister, Aunt, Girlfriend, Friend
♥loved kwa many, hated kwa none♥
To the people of the future,
My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I upendo my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a mwaka and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this letter in the time capsule for school for people to remember me. I want wewe to remember me kwa my inayopendelewa perfume and my inayopendelewa movies. Not kwa my cancer. That would make me sad, so make me happy and remember me kwa some of my inayopendelewa things.
I used to play mpira wa kikapu on a team with my Marafiki Naomi, Levi, and Jordyn. I upendo basketball, my inayopendelewa team is the Lakers. I also like football. I upendo the Steelers because they are a great team. I upendo sports and the Orioles are my inayopendelewa baseball team. I also played field hockey with my friend Katie from Australia. She has an amazing accent, which she uses to charm the cute boys in our class.
I have a boyfriend. His name is Levi and he is so cute. He has brown hair and his eyes are perfectly shaped like almonds. I upendo him. All my Marafiki (most of them) have boyfriends. I was glad when his friend Mike walked up to me and asked if I would go out with Levi. I alisema yes, automatically.
I like movies! popcorn is the best snack to have at the movie theatre, but if it gets in your doomed! You’ll end up hacking up a bunny! And people will stare too! My inayopendelewa movie is the Princess and The Frog. Me and my little sister Ally watched it 1,000 times and it gets better and better. My sister Aria and I watch all kinds of sinema together, like Paranormal Activity, Paranormal Activity 2, Eclipse: The Twilight Saga, Scar, Case 39 and more I’m younger than Aria, she’s 16. She can drive and has a bunch of friends.
My inayopendelewa TV shows are, iCarly, Degrassi, The Secret Life, Hannah Montana(still a kid at heart) and more! I also watch samaki Hooks with my brother when I am at his collage dorm with his roomate, Lindsey (also his fiancé).
Sincerally and maybe love,
Andrea♥
P.S.: Write me in Heaven. ♥
Andrea Reese
1997-2011
Live kwa what wewe believe in
Sister, Aunt, Girlfriend, Friend
♥loved kwa many, hated kwa none♥
(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving upendo in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in wewe and the things wewe doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted salmon, salmoni (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed mchele in a mchele bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the mchele won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed mchele on your hand and put your inayopendelewa filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled salmon, salmoni on the rice. Push the filling into the mchele lightly. Hold the mchele between your palms. Form the mchele into a round, a triangle, au a cylinder kwa pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the mchele ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. wrap, upangaji pamoja the mchele ball with a strip of nori au sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly kwa americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: wewe got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I upendo it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if wewe call right now we will also send wewe a what ever wewe call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 zaidi dollers shiping and handleing! wewe GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever wewe call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever wewe call it have wewe credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: wewe got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I upendo it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if wewe call right now we will also send wewe a what ever wewe call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 zaidi dollers shiping and handleing! wewe GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever wewe call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever wewe call it have wewe credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL siku BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST nyota IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all wewe have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! GIR EVERYONE LOVES wewe THE MOST wewe HAVE THE MOST shabiki GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST nyota ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST nyota ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some sinema i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some anime movies,titanic
Here is some muziki i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some vitabu i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some sinema i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some anime movies,titanic
Here is some muziki i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some vitabu i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to orodha all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound wewe get when wewe scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, wewe know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when wewe just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. samaki fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound wewe get when wewe scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, wewe know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when wewe just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. samaki fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No wewe are a robot times 1000000.
User: No wewe are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and wewe are a robot.
User: User: wewe robot.User: wewe robot.User: wewe robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. wewe are the robot here.
User: User: wewe robot.User: wewe robot.User: wewe robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... wewe computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So wewe admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
Lol yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No wewe are a robot times 1000000.
User: No wewe are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and wewe are a robot.
User: User: wewe robot.User: wewe robot.User: wewe robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. wewe are the robot here.
User: User: wewe robot.User: wewe robot.User: wewe robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... wewe computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So wewe admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
Lol yes fail I know
My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The tamasha Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 saa Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There imba I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're kiti, kiti cha Ooh K Then drake Sad wewe Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The mashabiki mashabiki Was imba Along Giving Him Flowers Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For kusoma And You're Comments
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that wewe have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask maswali to a magic 8 ball and take the majibu seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when wewe find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when wewe see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a bila mpangilio person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that wewe have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask maswali to a magic 8 ball and take the majibu seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when wewe find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when wewe see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a bila mpangilio person!