1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying au you'll get some action faster than a pit ng'ombe on a t-bone.
2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all wewe want even if she is the kind who will out chug wewe in bia and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.
3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names wewe never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.
4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.
5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will not get wewe in trouble.
6. Darling - is a standard that one should adopt in lieu of trying out other experimental girlfriend names like "She-Bitch from Hell" au "Carnation Instant Bitch".
7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that guys would do well to adopt.
8. Dummy - girlfriends don't respond well to this name just like they don't respond well to the 3 Stooges. Use this if wewe want to lose her.
9. dumpling - is one of those tricky cute names to call your girlfriend since guys will thinks it's fine, but females will think you're making a maoni about their weight.
10. matunda Loop - may sound innocent at first, but the zaidi wewe call her this, the zaidi she'll take it that wewe think she's mentally unstable.
11. Gorgeous - most girlfriends will not only be Okay with this, they will not be able to get enough of this.
12. Goobers - do wewe really want to go there?
13. Honey Bunch - is a name that is sugary but not too much so and can be used on occasion especially at breakfast time.
14. Kitten - some girlfriends will adore this name while other will recoil. It's a judgment call here so if the shoe fits wear it.
15. kondoo, mwana-kondoo Chop - at first glance seems fine, but when wewe think about it you're comparing your girlfriend to the slaughtering of an innocent little animal. Might as well shoot Bambi while you're at it.
16. Lover Girl - is a decent cute name to call a girlfriend and isn't too sugary to make most recoil.
17. upendo Lumps - if wewe don't want hot supu poured all over your lap then don't use this one.
18. Main Squeeze - this is generally considered a cute name for a girlfriend although wewe could be unconsciously calling her a Cold Frosty.
19. Monkey Butt - if wewe know what is good for you, put this one on the shelf and only tell it to your therapist.
20. Sexyness - this one should be reserved for private occasions like a Valentine's siku chajio, chakula cha jioni au her birthday. If wewe use this wewe know you'll be getting some later.
There wewe have it, a juu 20 orodha of cute names to call your girlfriend. Read it and weep. au read it and laugh. au at least read it and take it to heart. Using a cute name for your girlfriend can be dangerous territory for a guy. A bad name can send her off crying au it can send her into interrogation mode.
A good cute name however, can send your girlfriend (and you) to the Promised Land. Use this orodha wisely and please no wagering.
Source:
link]http://www.meaningofnames.biz/cute-names-girlfriend.htm[/url][/url]
2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all wewe want even if she is the kind who will out chug wewe in bia and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.
3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names wewe never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.
4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.
5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will not get wewe in trouble.
6. Darling - is a standard that one should adopt in lieu of trying out other experimental girlfriend names like "She-Bitch from Hell" au "Carnation Instant Bitch".
7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that guys would do well to adopt.
8. Dummy - girlfriends don't respond well to this name just like they don't respond well to the 3 Stooges. Use this if wewe want to lose her.
9. dumpling - is one of those tricky cute names to call your girlfriend since guys will thinks it's fine, but females will think you're making a maoni about their weight.
10. matunda Loop - may sound innocent at first, but the zaidi wewe call her this, the zaidi she'll take it that wewe think she's mentally unstable.
11. Gorgeous - most girlfriends will not only be Okay with this, they will not be able to get enough of this.
12. Goobers - do wewe really want to go there?
13. Honey Bunch - is a name that is sugary but not too much so and can be used on occasion especially at breakfast time.
14. Kitten - some girlfriends will adore this name while other will recoil. It's a judgment call here so if the shoe fits wear it.
15. kondoo, mwana-kondoo Chop - at first glance seems fine, but when wewe think about it you're comparing your girlfriend to the slaughtering of an innocent little animal. Might as well shoot Bambi while you're at it.
16. Lover Girl - is a decent cute name to call a girlfriend and isn't too sugary to make most recoil.
17. upendo Lumps - if wewe don't want hot supu poured all over your lap then don't use this one.
18. Main Squeeze - this is generally considered a cute name for a girlfriend although wewe could be unconsciously calling her a Cold Frosty.
19. Monkey Butt - if wewe know what is good for you, put this one on the shelf and only tell it to your therapist.
20. Sexyness - this one should be reserved for private occasions like a Valentine's siku chajio, chakula cha jioni au her birthday. If wewe use this wewe know you'll be getting some later.
There wewe have it, a juu 20 orodha of cute names to call your girlfriend. Read it and weep. au read it and laugh. au at least read it and take it to heart. Using a cute name for your girlfriend can be dangerous territory for a guy. A bad name can send her off crying au it can send her into interrogation mode.
A good cute name however, can send your girlfriend (and you) to the Promised Land. Use this orodha wisely and please no wagering.
Source:
link]http://www.meaningofnames.biz/cute-names-girlfriend.htm[/url][/url]
Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the inayofuata on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't wewe take a kiti, kiti cha and I will get wewe something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some chakula with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the orodha and removed his name from the juu of the orodha and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he alisema to the guy, "Because wewe have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the orodha ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much wewe try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the inayofuata on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't wewe take a kiti, kiti cha and I will get wewe something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some chakula with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the orodha and removed his name from the juu of the orodha and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he alisema to the guy, "Because wewe have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the orodha ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much wewe try!!
A stoner called the moto department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"
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I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D
I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)
I am me again. I upendo and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of wewe for the rest of my life :)
I upendo wewe all! Have a beautiful, wonderful siku :D
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