Here are the signs:
1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
2. Someone at work tells wewe a joke and wewe say "LOL".
3. wewe watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.
4. wewe have called out someone's screen name while making upendo to your significant other.
5. wewe keep begging your Marafiki to get an account so "we can hang out".
6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.
8. wewe have to get a 2d phone line just so wewe can call pizza Hut.
9. wewe go into labour and wewe stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be away.
10. wewe have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it.
11. wewe no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, au complete sentences.
12. wewe have met over 100 AOLers.
13. wewe begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
14. When someone says "What did wewe say?" wewe reply "Scroll up!"
15. wewe find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night when your spouse is asleep.
16. wewe turn down the lights & close the blinds so people won't know you're on-line again.
17. wewe know zaidi about your AOL friends' daily routines than wewe do your own spouses.
18. wewe find yourself lying to others about your time on-line & when they complain that your phone was busy wewe claim it was off the hook.
19. wewe have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own.
20. wewe would rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much than the truth (online all night).
21. wewe change your screen names so much that wewe have to look at your own profaili to see who wewe are.
22. Your kids are standing at your side saying, "Mommy, please come and cook" chajio, chakula cha jioni and wewe would rather type another "LOL".
23. wewe type messages to people while wewe are on the phone with them at the same time.
24. wewe won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved.
25. Your dog leaves you.
26. wewe have to ask what mwaka it is.
27. wewe write a letter like this.. "dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well I gotta go bbl!"
28. wewe name your pets after people wewe talk to.
29. wewe smile sideways...
30. wewe sign on & immediately get 10 IMs from people who have wewe on their buddy list.
31. wewe look at an annoying person off-line & wish wewe had your ignore button handy.
32. wewe bring a bag lunch & a baridi to the computer.
33. Your significant other kisses your neck while you're chatting & wewe think "uh oh cyber sex perv".
34. wewe have withdrawals if wewe are away from the computer for zaidi than a few hours.
35. wewe use AOL lingo in everyday life (if wewe still have one he he he).
36. wewe take a speed kusoma course to keep up with the scrolling.
37. Your buddy orodha has over 100 people on it.
38. Your worse comeback to a bully is "I'll slap ya w/a rubber chicken!"
39. wewe wake up in the morning and the first thing wewe do is get online before wewe have your first cup of coffee.
40. wewe have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake.
41. wewe have your computer set so it goes directly into AOL's welcome screen.
42. wewe don't know where the time has gone.
43. wewe end sentences with 3 (or more) periods while uandishi letters kwa hand.
44. wewe get up at 2am to go to the bathroom but turn on the computer instead.
45. wewe don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo.
46. wewe enter a room & 23 people greet wewe w/((hugs)) au **kisses**.
47. wewe stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme.
48. Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n & I will TTYL".
49. wewe type faster than wewe think.
50. wewe got your psychiatrist addicted to AOL too & are now undergoing therapy in private rooms instead of at his office.
51. wewe want to be buried with your computer when it dies au vice versa.
52. wewe actually enjoy the fact that wewe are addicted.
53. wewe can actually read & follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up your TV screen at the end of a movie.
54. People say, "If it weren't for your super reflexes in your eyes & fingers, wewe would have been classified as a vegetable!"
55. wewe dream in "text".
56. Being called a Newbie is a "MAJOR" insult.
57. There is absolutely no interesting chat in any room & you're really bored.
58. wewe don't want to leave in case wewe miss something.
59. wewe double click your TV remote.
60. wewe can now type over 70wpm.
61. wewe think about starting a 12-step recovery group for AOL junkies.
62. wewe are on the phone a dakika & need to do something else & say "BRB" au "BBL".
63. wewe check your barua pepe and forget wewe have real mail aka konokono mail.
64. wewe go into withdrawals during dinner.
65. wewe spend at least 30 dakika making sure wewe say goodbye to everyone in a room.
66. wewe stop speaking in full sentences.
67. wewe have gone into an unstaffed Tech Support room & ended up "giving" tech support to other AOLers.
68. wewe have to be pried from your computer kwa the "Jaws of Life".
69. wewe know what a "snert" is.
70. wewe set your jikoni on moto while cooking chajio, chakula cha jioni because wewe wanted to check your mail" & while there wewe "just wanted to see who was online".
(I do not own this. I found it online)
1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
2. Someone at work tells wewe a joke and wewe say "LOL".
3. wewe watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.
4. wewe have called out someone's screen name while making upendo to your significant other.
5. wewe keep begging your Marafiki to get an account so "we can hang out".
6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.
8. wewe have to get a 2d phone line just so wewe can call pizza Hut.
9. wewe go into labour and wewe stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be away.
10. wewe have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it.
11. wewe no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, au complete sentences.
12. wewe have met over 100 AOLers.
13. wewe begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
14. When someone says "What did wewe say?" wewe reply "Scroll up!"
15. wewe find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night when your spouse is asleep.
16. wewe turn down the lights & close the blinds so people won't know you're on-line again.
17. wewe know zaidi about your AOL friends' daily routines than wewe do your own spouses.
18. wewe find yourself lying to others about your time on-line & when they complain that your phone was busy wewe claim it was off the hook.
19. wewe have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own.
20. wewe would rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much than the truth (online all night).
21. wewe change your screen names so much that wewe have to look at your own profaili to see who wewe are.
22. Your kids are standing at your side saying, "Mommy, please come and cook" chajio, chakula cha jioni and wewe would rather type another "LOL".
23. wewe type messages to people while wewe are on the phone with them at the same time.
24. wewe won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved.
25. Your dog leaves you.
26. wewe have to ask what mwaka it is.
27. wewe write a letter like this.. "dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well I gotta go bbl!"
28. wewe name your pets after people wewe talk to.
29. wewe smile sideways...
30. wewe sign on & immediately get 10 IMs from people who have wewe on their buddy list.
31. wewe look at an annoying person off-line & wish wewe had your ignore button handy.
32. wewe bring a bag lunch & a baridi to the computer.
33. Your significant other kisses your neck while you're chatting & wewe think "uh oh cyber sex perv".
34. wewe have withdrawals if wewe are away from the computer for zaidi than a few hours.
35. wewe use AOL lingo in everyday life (if wewe still have one he he he).
36. wewe take a speed kusoma course to keep up with the scrolling.
37. Your buddy orodha has over 100 people on it.
38. Your worse comeback to a bully is "I'll slap ya w/a rubber chicken!"
39. wewe wake up in the morning and the first thing wewe do is get online before wewe have your first cup of coffee.
40. wewe have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake.
41. wewe have your computer set so it goes directly into AOL's welcome screen.
42. wewe don't know where the time has gone.
43. wewe end sentences with 3 (or more) periods while uandishi letters kwa hand.
44. wewe get up at 2am to go to the bathroom but turn on the computer instead.
45. wewe don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo.
46. wewe enter a room & 23 people greet wewe w/((hugs)) au **kisses**.
47. wewe stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme.
48. Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n & I will TTYL".
49. wewe type faster than wewe think.
50. wewe got your psychiatrist addicted to AOL too & are now undergoing therapy in private rooms instead of at his office.
51. wewe want to be buried with your computer when it dies au vice versa.
52. wewe actually enjoy the fact that wewe are addicted.
53. wewe can actually read & follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up your TV screen at the end of a movie.
54. People say, "If it weren't for your super reflexes in your eyes & fingers, wewe would have been classified as a vegetable!"
55. wewe dream in "text".
56. Being called a Newbie is a "MAJOR" insult.
57. There is absolutely no interesting chat in any room & you're really bored.
58. wewe don't want to leave in case wewe miss something.
59. wewe double click your TV remote.
60. wewe can now type over 70wpm.
61. wewe think about starting a 12-step recovery group for AOL junkies.
62. wewe are on the phone a dakika & need to do something else & say "BRB" au "BBL".
63. wewe check your barua pepe and forget wewe have real mail aka konokono mail.
64. wewe go into withdrawals during dinner.
65. wewe spend at least 30 dakika making sure wewe say goodbye to everyone in a room.
66. wewe stop speaking in full sentences.
67. wewe have gone into an unstaffed Tech Support room & ended up "giving" tech support to other AOLers.
68. wewe have to be pried from your computer kwa the "Jaws of Life".
69. wewe know what a "snert" is.
70. wewe set your jikoni on moto while cooking chajio, chakula cha jioni because wewe wanted to check your mail" & while there wewe "just wanted to see who was online".
(I do not own this. I found it online)
