INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.
The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids kwa their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.
Pan over to find ZIM and GIR in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. GIR simply stares, holding balloons.
ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.
GIR gasps in shock. The un-clowny truth is news to him.
ZIM
The longer we stand here, the zaidi they will trust us. Then in their docile clown-trusting state, I will destroy them.
ZIM laughs quietly, until a family stops to stare at him. ZIM begins stomping and waving his arms mechanically.
ZIM (IN CREEPY SING-SONG VOICE) (CONT'D)
Clown, clown, clown, clown...(extended dialogue)
As the family watches the bizzare clown show, GIR see a Hot Cheese Log vendor and hobbles off-screen.
GIR
I gonna play with the cheese.
ZIM goes about his clown dance, oblivious to GIR's absence until there is a commotion nearby. Something breaks.
SECURITY GUARD (O.S.)
There's a clown in the cheese!
PAN OVER to fing GIR flopping out of the cheese cart, slathered in ropes of melted cheese. He giggles and shambles around like something escaped from cheesy hell. People flee.
ZIM
NO GIR! NO! NOT AGAIN!
GIR falls down, the drying cheese making it zaidi difficult to move. He giggles. The damaged cheese gari tips over, realeasing a flood of liquid cheese horrer.
ZIM (CONT'D)
NOOOOOO!!
EXT. SHOPPING MALL - DAY.
The furious cheese covered security guard throws ZIM and GIR out of the mall. They slam into a garbage can. GIR eats the cheese off ZIM's head.
ZIM
UGH! I can't take wewe anywhere without wewe ruining my plans, GIR. This couldn't be any zaidi humiliating.
The garbage can reveals itself to be a disguised Dib.
DIB
Hey-ya! I was watching wewe the whole pathetic time, ZIM. If IRKENs are so advanced, why is your robot such a loser?
ZIM
HEY! At least he's better than YOUR stupid sidekick!
ZIM points at something near Dib. Dib looks down.
DIB (CONFUSED)
That's a soda can.
ZIM (VINDICATED)
Who's pathetic now!?
ZIM runs off dragging GIR.
INT. ZIM'S HOUSE - DAY.
ZIM kicks open the door, tired, cheese-covered, clown-suited. The RoboParents burst from the closet.
ROBO-MOM & ROBO-DAD
Welcome home, son!
They slam into the walls on either side of ZIM.
COMPUTER
WARNING: Unauthorized clown detected!
The furniture flips over and cables snake out from all directions. They grab ZIM, binding him above the floor.
ZIM
GIR! Help meee! GIR! GIRRRR?
ZIM strains to lift his head, and sees GIR at the sidewalk with his little pig friend, handing some bills to an ice cream man. GIR gets two SUCKMUNKEYs, holds one out for the pig to suck on, and walks out of sight. ZIM looks at the RoboParents doing circles and sparking. ZIM sighs.
ZIM (CONT'D)
I think the time has come for me to get a new assistant.
Computer
Be quiet, clown.
INT. DOOR OUTSIDE ZIM'S LAB - DAY.
GIR, in his doggy suit, paces back and forth, jumping up, trying to get a look through the energy window in the door into the lab. GIR pokes at the window, and receives a shock.
GIR
Whatchadoin?? WHATCHADOINN??????
INT. ZIM'S LAB.
ZIM
Stay outside, GIR! I'm working.
ZIM hovers over a big workbench surrounded kwa holo-schematics. Big evil machinery things point down at it.
Incredibly, GIR's head penetrates the energy window, obliterating the doggy suit's head. GIR's metal head struggles violently against the energy waves.
GIR
WHATCHADOIN?? HUH? WHACHOODOIN!?
ZIM
It's a secret, GIR!
ZIM shoves GIR's head back through the window, and covers it with a metal seal. He returns to the workbench.
ZIM (CONT'D)
Computer! I need a helper worthy of ZIM.
COMPUTER
I shall fabricate an Obey-o-nator-2000X, The most unquestioningly obediant computer brain in the galaxy.
ZIM
I need zaidi unquestioningly!
COMPUTER
zaidi unquestioningly?
ZIM
Do not swali me!!
COMPUTER (IRRITATED)
Okaaayyy. I'll see what I can do.
The words FABRICATING flashes on the main holo-screen. ZIM watches the progress anxiously.
TRACKING THROUGH THE BOWELS OF ZIM'S HOUSE.
...as conduits channel all sorts of energy and matter from the depths of his generators and storage tanks. A massive amount of stuff comes together at a REPLICATOR PAD in front of ZIM. The energy is huge and loud... and produces a MONSTROUS COMPUTER BRAIN hovering in the pad.
ZIM (LIKE DR. FRANKENSTEIN)
NOW! State of the art propulsion system! Advanced arm-thingies! MORE! MORE! This is to be the ultimate in sidekick technology.
He goes mad pressing buttons. picha appear on screen.
OUTSIDE THE DOOR GIR sucks on a SUCKMUNKEY, listening.
INSIDE, a massive amount of STUFF has now collected on the REPLICATOR PAD, all hovering-like. ZIM surveys it.
ZIM (CONT'D)
Good... very good. Now just one last thing.
ZIM opens a communications channel to the VORT. A VORTIAN ENGINEER appears on a screen.
VORTIAN ENGINEER (BORED)
hujambo ZIM. Whatchawantthistime?
ZIM
Well, I'm making a new sidekick, see, and I was hoping to build some really scary, insanely powerful weapons into it.
VORTIAN ENGINEER
wewe mean like a juu secret experimental VORTIAN DOOMSDAY device?
ZIM
Yeah, that sounds pretty scary.
VORTIAN ENGINEER
Okeedoke.
Among the collection of stuff appears a MONSTROUS VORTION POD. Lights on it pulsate ominously.
ZIM
It's purple!
VORTIAN ENGINEER
Thought you'd like it. Y'know, I'm still in prison, and I was wondering if-
ZIM cuts the signal.
ZIM
Computer, assemble these elements into the most powerful assistan ever devised!
ZIM watches as the pieces swirl around forming into something. We only see ZIM's amazed face, lit kwa the incredible light show. ZIM smiles through it all.
INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM
ZIM stands in the jikoni entry before an assembly of his sidekicks (GIR and the Robo-Parents). ZIM looks around, irritated.
ZIM
I alisema I wanted ALL my henchmen presant for the unveiling! GIR, tafuta the house for the computer.
The computer voice speaks from the walls.
COMPUTER
But, I AM the house.
ZIM (TO EVERYONE)
Well, okay then. We're all here. Now... cringe in fear at the newest, most amazing addition to ZIM's army of evil, MY INCREDIBLE NEW SIDEKICK! MINIMOOSE!
MINIMOOSE floats in from the kitchen, purple, smaller than GIR, and even less threatening.
GIR
He got nubs! Let's go swimmin', Moose!
GIR grabs the moose and runs towords a small wading pool. ZIM snatches MINIMOOSE from GIR's hands.
ZIM
NO GIR! Those are nubs of DOOM!
GIR
Oh.
MINIMOOSE squeaks happily.
EXT. ZIM'S FRONT YARD - DAY.
ZIM holds a big box in his front yard. GIR is at his side.
ZIM
Your job from now on GIR is to never touch MINIMOOSE. There's experimental DOOMSDAY technology built into it. Very dangerous stuff. Understand?
GIR (MATTER OF FACT)
Nuh uh.
ZIM
Good. Now begin the tests of MINIMOOSE!
ZIM opens the box. MINI-MOOSE just hovers there and squeaks.
ZIM (MAKING TEST UP AS HE GOES) (CONT'D)
MINIMOOSE! Uh...go find some Earth meat.
Mini-Moose PEEPS, then slowly floats off screen. ZIM turns around and looks at a timer.
ZIM (CONT'D)
A little slow, but we'll see how- oh kabloom!
ZIM turns back around and sees a moutain of cows piled on his front lawn. They MOO in confusion. MINIMOOSE floats atop the pile and squeaks adorably. ZIM smiles. GIR licks a cow. ZIM looks down the mitaani, mtaa at the sound of an approaching mob of humans. They carry picket signs.
ZIM (CONT'D)
NO! An angry mob from "People Against Piling Cows" is heading this way. MINIMOOSE, protect the base!
MINIMOOSE flies off to the mob, who stop, apparently listening to what the MOOSE is saying. ZIM can't hear the discussion. The people lower their picket signs.
PICKET SIGN HOLDER
Well, the little moose is right everyone. Let's go play tennis.
The mob turns around. MINIMOOSE floats back to ZIM.
ZIM (PLEASED)
Excellent.
(suddenly worried)
Oh no! The fleeing mob has accidentally broken open the reservoir causing a giant tidal wave. MINI-MOOSE!
Mini-Moose floats off. We hear the sound of a TIDAL WAVE. Then nothing. WATER drips onto the ground at ZIM's feet.
ZIM (CONT'D)
Great work, MINIMOOSE!
MINIMOOSE squeaks.
ZIM (CONT'D)
HAH HAH! wewe alisema it.
INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM - DAY.
The Robo-Parents beat themselves against a wall. ZIM adjusts his wig on his head. MINIMOOSE floats inayofuata to him.
ZIM
Listen up! MINIMOOSE and I are off on our first mission together! Should we succeed, then I shall truly declare my new sidekick a success.
GIR
Pick me up a SUCKMUNKEY.
ZIM
No GIR. The mission doesn't involve getting wewe snacks. Um... listen, this is sorta my first mission without you...
He looks around. GIR looks at him, wall-eyed.
ZIM (CONT'D)
I know how much it must upset you, but wewe have to understand....you're horrible.
GIR stares at ZIM for a beat. ZIM looks back, expecting GIR to break down crying. It's very emotional.
GIR
wewe get my SUCKMUNKEY yet?
ZIM throws his arms up in disgust and leaves.
EXT. CONVENIENCE STORE PARKING LOT - NIGHT.
ZIM waits out in front of the store with MINIMOOSE disguised as a tiny, chubby airplane.
ZIM
A convenience store, MINIMOOSE. The first part of your final test. Dib'll be along soon enough, so we should hurry. I must make sure wewe have none of GIR's weaknesses.
A man walks out with a SUCKMUNKEY. ZIM SMACKS him. He runs away, leaving his SUCKMUNKEY.
ZIM (CONT'D)
MINIMOOSE, do wewe want a SUCKMUNKEY? Like my OTHER, zaidi HORRIBLE sidekick? Huh, huh, huh, huh?
ZIM waves the drink temptingly in MINIMOOSE's face, but the moose only squeaks and shows no intrest in the drink.
ZIM (CONT'D)
EXCELLENT, MINNIMOOSE! Truly wewe are the sidekick I always wanted! If I were capable of love, I might accually upendo you, maybe!
ZIM smiles, until he notices the SUCKMUNKEY in his hands is now huge, and apparently a disguise worn kwa Dib.
DIB
HA! I was the SUCKMUNKEY all along, ZIM! I got wewe now!
ZIM
Got me how?
DIB
wewe know. Got you.
ZIM
Yes. Er. But it is I who have got YOU! I knew you'd follow me! And now wewe get the honor of being the first victim of my flawless new superhenchman, MINIMOOSE! No longer will your laughs taunt me! MINIMOOSE! Activate your Doomsday Device and destroy the Dib!!
With a huge flourish, ZIM flips back and covers his ears, wincing in expectation of something huge and amazing. A dull wind blows MINIMOOSE's costume off, but that's it. The moose simply floats and gently bumps into Dib's face. It's cute. ZIM runs up and snatches the moose away.
ZIM (CONT'D)
MINIMOOSE! Unleash the... uh... Where's the trigger for the... uh... It's somewhere in here. How do you... AGH!!
ZIM turns Mini-Moose over in his hands, trying to find a switch for the doomsday device.
DIB (UNIMPRESSED)
This is sad. I'd send pictures of this to Mysterious Mysteries, but wewe trying to open a moose would get me laughed at.
Dib walks off.
ZIM
NOOOO! MINIMOOSE! NOOOOO! WHY HAST THOU FAILED MEEEE!? NOOOOOOO!!!!
ZIM collapses to the ground, a misrible mess while dramatic muziki swells. MINIMOOSE squeaks, and bobbles.
INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM.
ZIM opens the door, dejected. The RoboParents rush out.
ROBO-MOM & ROBO-DAD
Welcome home, son!
They songesha so fast to the door that they fly out into the mitaani, mtaa and slide on their faces to a sick stop. ZIM throws the still smiling MINIMOOSE on the floor.
ZIM
He's yours, GIR. His Doomsday device doesn't work. MINIMOOSE is a failure.
GIR
YAY! I get to play with the moose!
(singing)
Playin' with the moose!
GIR starts to roll aroung on the Moose. There is a beep. Suddenly a BIG THUNDEROUS VOICE comes from the Moose.
MOOSE VOICE
DOOMSDAY DEVICE ACTIVATED!
ZIM
EH!?
Mini-Moose unfolds into a horrifying array of weaponry. ZIM and GIR stare at it, frozen. The MOOSE-THING glows bright.
ZIM (CONT'D)
Um.
EXT. ZIM'S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS
The windows flash from within. There is a terrible rumbling. The house almost lifts off the ground with the force of the horrible release of power. The house settles, damaged.
INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM
The house is a charcoal ruin. The MOOSE returns to its normal, tiny shape. ZIM and GIR still stand, barely. ZIM suddenly raises his arms.
ZIM
Success!
ZIM and GIR collapse into the rubble.
INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM - LATER
ZIM sits on the kitanda with a strange sense of contentment. He likes on an IRKEN licking stick. The RoboParents SLAM around the room, destroying things. MINIMOOSE floats into the room with a screaming GIR riding his back.
ZIM
Ah well. Computer, bring me some ear plugs.
COMPUTER
I don't want to.
ZIM shows no sign of anger. He just sighs.
ZIM (CONTENTED)
Mmmyep.
END.
The End
The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids kwa their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.
Pan over to find ZIM and GIR in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. GIR simply stares, holding balloons.
ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.
GIR gasps in shock. The un-clowny truth is news to him.
ZIM
The longer we stand here, the zaidi they will trust us. Then in their docile clown-trusting state, I will destroy them.
ZIM laughs quietly, until a family stops to stare at him. ZIM begins stomping and waving his arms mechanically.
ZIM (IN CREEPY SING-SONG VOICE) (CONT'D)
Clown, clown, clown, clown...(extended dialogue)
As the family watches the bizzare clown show, GIR see a Hot Cheese Log vendor and hobbles off-screen.
GIR
I gonna play with the cheese.
ZIM goes about his clown dance, oblivious to GIR's absence until there is a commotion nearby. Something breaks.
SECURITY GUARD (O.S.)
There's a clown in the cheese!
PAN OVER to fing GIR flopping out of the cheese cart, slathered in ropes of melted cheese. He giggles and shambles around like something escaped from cheesy hell. People flee.
ZIM
NO GIR! NO! NOT AGAIN!
GIR falls down, the drying cheese making it zaidi difficult to move. He giggles. The damaged cheese gari tips over, realeasing a flood of liquid cheese horrer.
ZIM (CONT'D)
NOOOOOO!!
EXT. SHOPPING MALL - DAY.
The furious cheese covered security guard throws ZIM and GIR out of the mall. They slam into a garbage can. GIR eats the cheese off ZIM's head.
ZIM
UGH! I can't take wewe anywhere without wewe ruining my plans, GIR. This couldn't be any zaidi humiliating.
The garbage can reveals itself to be a disguised Dib.
DIB
Hey-ya! I was watching wewe the whole pathetic time, ZIM. If IRKENs are so advanced, why is your robot such a loser?
ZIM
HEY! At least he's better than YOUR stupid sidekick!
ZIM points at something near Dib. Dib looks down.
DIB (CONFUSED)
That's a soda can.
ZIM (VINDICATED)
Who's pathetic now!?
ZIM runs off dragging GIR.
INT. ZIM'S HOUSE - DAY.
ZIM kicks open the door, tired, cheese-covered, clown-suited. The RoboParents burst from the closet.
ROBO-MOM & ROBO-DAD
Welcome home, son!
They slam into the walls on either side of ZIM.
COMPUTER
WARNING: Unauthorized clown detected!
The furniture flips over and cables snake out from all directions. They grab ZIM, binding him above the floor.
ZIM
GIR! Help meee! GIR! GIRRRR?
ZIM strains to lift his head, and sees GIR at the sidewalk with his little pig friend, handing some bills to an ice cream man. GIR gets two SUCKMUNKEYs, holds one out for the pig to suck on, and walks out of sight. ZIM looks at the RoboParents doing circles and sparking. ZIM sighs.
ZIM (CONT'D)
I think the time has come for me to get a new assistant.
Computer
Be quiet, clown.
INT. DOOR OUTSIDE ZIM'S LAB - DAY.
GIR, in his doggy suit, paces back and forth, jumping up, trying to get a look through the energy window in the door into the lab. GIR pokes at the window, and receives a shock.
GIR
Whatchadoin?? WHATCHADOINN??????
INT. ZIM'S LAB.
ZIM
Stay outside, GIR! I'm working.
ZIM hovers over a big workbench surrounded kwa holo-schematics. Big evil machinery things point down at it.
Incredibly, GIR's head penetrates the energy window, obliterating the doggy suit's head. GIR's metal head struggles violently against the energy waves.
GIR
WHATCHADOIN?? HUH? WHACHOODOIN!?
ZIM
It's a secret, GIR!
ZIM shoves GIR's head back through the window, and covers it with a metal seal. He returns to the workbench.
ZIM (CONT'D)
Computer! I need a helper worthy of ZIM.
COMPUTER
I shall fabricate an Obey-o-nator-2000X, The most unquestioningly obediant computer brain in the galaxy.
ZIM
I need zaidi unquestioningly!
COMPUTER
zaidi unquestioningly?
ZIM
Do not swali me!!
COMPUTER (IRRITATED)
Okaaayyy. I'll see what I can do.
The words FABRICATING flashes on the main holo-screen. ZIM watches the progress anxiously.
TRACKING THROUGH THE BOWELS OF ZIM'S HOUSE.
...as conduits channel all sorts of energy and matter from the depths of his generators and storage tanks. A massive amount of stuff comes together at a REPLICATOR PAD in front of ZIM. The energy is huge and loud... and produces a MONSTROUS COMPUTER BRAIN hovering in the pad.
ZIM (LIKE DR. FRANKENSTEIN)
NOW! State of the art propulsion system! Advanced arm-thingies! MORE! MORE! This is to be the ultimate in sidekick technology.
He goes mad pressing buttons. picha appear on screen.
OUTSIDE THE DOOR GIR sucks on a SUCKMUNKEY, listening.
INSIDE, a massive amount of STUFF has now collected on the REPLICATOR PAD, all hovering-like. ZIM surveys it.
ZIM (CONT'D)
Good... very good. Now just one last thing.
ZIM opens a communications channel to the VORT. A VORTIAN ENGINEER appears on a screen.
VORTIAN ENGINEER (BORED)
hujambo ZIM. Whatchawantthistime?
ZIM
Well, I'm making a new sidekick, see, and I was hoping to build some really scary, insanely powerful weapons into it.
VORTIAN ENGINEER
wewe mean like a juu secret experimental VORTIAN DOOMSDAY device?
ZIM
Yeah, that sounds pretty scary.
VORTIAN ENGINEER
Okeedoke.
Among the collection of stuff appears a MONSTROUS VORTION POD. Lights on it pulsate ominously.
ZIM
It's purple!
VORTIAN ENGINEER
Thought you'd like it. Y'know, I'm still in prison, and I was wondering if-
ZIM cuts the signal.
ZIM
Computer, assemble these elements into the most powerful assistan ever devised!
ZIM watches as the pieces swirl around forming into something. We only see ZIM's amazed face, lit kwa the incredible light show. ZIM smiles through it all.
INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM
ZIM stands in the jikoni entry before an assembly of his sidekicks (GIR and the Robo-Parents). ZIM looks around, irritated.
ZIM
I alisema I wanted ALL my henchmen presant for the unveiling! GIR, tafuta the house for the computer.
The computer voice speaks from the walls.
COMPUTER
But, I AM the house.
ZIM (TO EVERYONE)
Well, okay then. We're all here. Now... cringe in fear at the newest, most amazing addition to ZIM's army of evil, MY INCREDIBLE NEW SIDEKICK! MINIMOOSE!
MINIMOOSE floats in from the kitchen, purple, smaller than GIR, and even less threatening.
GIR
He got nubs! Let's go swimmin', Moose!
GIR grabs the moose and runs towords a small wading pool. ZIM snatches MINIMOOSE from GIR's hands.
ZIM
NO GIR! Those are nubs of DOOM!
GIR
Oh.
MINIMOOSE squeaks happily.
EXT. ZIM'S FRONT YARD - DAY.
ZIM holds a big box in his front yard. GIR is at his side.
ZIM
Your job from now on GIR is to never touch MINIMOOSE. There's experimental DOOMSDAY technology built into it. Very dangerous stuff. Understand?
GIR (MATTER OF FACT)
Nuh uh.
ZIM
Good. Now begin the tests of MINIMOOSE!
ZIM opens the box. MINI-MOOSE just hovers there and squeaks.
ZIM (MAKING TEST UP AS HE GOES) (CONT'D)
MINIMOOSE! Uh...go find some Earth meat.
Mini-Moose PEEPS, then slowly floats off screen. ZIM turns around and looks at a timer.
ZIM (CONT'D)
A little slow, but we'll see how- oh kabloom!
ZIM turns back around and sees a moutain of cows piled on his front lawn. They MOO in confusion. MINIMOOSE floats atop the pile and squeaks adorably. ZIM smiles. GIR licks a cow. ZIM looks down the mitaani, mtaa at the sound of an approaching mob of humans. They carry picket signs.
ZIM (CONT'D)
NO! An angry mob from "People Against Piling Cows" is heading this way. MINIMOOSE, protect the base!
MINIMOOSE flies off to the mob, who stop, apparently listening to what the MOOSE is saying. ZIM can't hear the discussion. The people lower their picket signs.
PICKET SIGN HOLDER
Well, the little moose is right everyone. Let's go play tennis.
The mob turns around. MINIMOOSE floats back to ZIM.
ZIM (PLEASED)
Excellent.
(suddenly worried)
Oh no! The fleeing mob has accidentally broken open the reservoir causing a giant tidal wave. MINI-MOOSE!
Mini-Moose floats off. We hear the sound of a TIDAL WAVE. Then nothing. WATER drips onto the ground at ZIM's feet.
ZIM (CONT'D)
Great work, MINIMOOSE!
MINIMOOSE squeaks.
ZIM (CONT'D)
HAH HAH! wewe alisema it.
INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM - DAY.
The Robo-Parents beat themselves against a wall. ZIM adjusts his wig on his head. MINIMOOSE floats inayofuata to him.
ZIM
Listen up! MINIMOOSE and I are off on our first mission together! Should we succeed, then I shall truly declare my new sidekick a success.
GIR
Pick me up a SUCKMUNKEY.
ZIM
No GIR. The mission doesn't involve getting wewe snacks. Um... listen, this is sorta my first mission without you...
He looks around. GIR looks at him, wall-eyed.
ZIM (CONT'D)
I know how much it must upset you, but wewe have to understand....you're horrible.
GIR stares at ZIM for a beat. ZIM looks back, expecting GIR to break down crying. It's very emotional.
GIR
wewe get my SUCKMUNKEY yet?
ZIM throws his arms up in disgust and leaves.
EXT. CONVENIENCE STORE PARKING LOT - NIGHT.
ZIM waits out in front of the store with MINIMOOSE disguised as a tiny, chubby airplane.
ZIM
A convenience store, MINIMOOSE. The first part of your final test. Dib'll be along soon enough, so we should hurry. I must make sure wewe have none of GIR's weaknesses.
A man walks out with a SUCKMUNKEY. ZIM SMACKS him. He runs away, leaving his SUCKMUNKEY.
ZIM (CONT'D)
MINIMOOSE, do wewe want a SUCKMUNKEY? Like my OTHER, zaidi HORRIBLE sidekick? Huh, huh, huh, huh?
ZIM waves the drink temptingly in MINIMOOSE's face, but the moose only squeaks and shows no intrest in the drink.
ZIM (CONT'D)
EXCELLENT, MINNIMOOSE! Truly wewe are the sidekick I always wanted! If I were capable of love, I might accually upendo you, maybe!
ZIM smiles, until he notices the SUCKMUNKEY in his hands is now huge, and apparently a disguise worn kwa Dib.
DIB
HA! I was the SUCKMUNKEY all along, ZIM! I got wewe now!
ZIM
Got me how?
DIB
wewe know. Got you.
ZIM
Yes. Er. But it is I who have got YOU! I knew you'd follow me! And now wewe get the honor of being the first victim of my flawless new superhenchman, MINIMOOSE! No longer will your laughs taunt me! MINIMOOSE! Activate your Doomsday Device and destroy the Dib!!
With a huge flourish, ZIM flips back and covers his ears, wincing in expectation of something huge and amazing. A dull wind blows MINIMOOSE's costume off, but that's it. The moose simply floats and gently bumps into Dib's face. It's cute. ZIM runs up and snatches the moose away.
ZIM (CONT'D)
MINIMOOSE! Unleash the... uh... Where's the trigger for the... uh... It's somewhere in here. How do you... AGH!!
ZIM turns Mini-Moose over in his hands, trying to find a switch for the doomsday device.
DIB (UNIMPRESSED)
This is sad. I'd send pictures of this to Mysterious Mysteries, but wewe trying to open a moose would get me laughed at.
Dib walks off.
ZIM
NOOOO! MINIMOOSE! NOOOOO! WHY HAST THOU FAILED MEEEE!? NOOOOOOO!!!!
ZIM collapses to the ground, a misrible mess while dramatic muziki swells. MINIMOOSE squeaks, and bobbles.
INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM.
ZIM opens the door, dejected. The RoboParents rush out.
ROBO-MOM & ROBO-DAD
Welcome home, son!
They songesha so fast to the door that they fly out into the mitaani, mtaa and slide on their faces to a sick stop. ZIM throws the still smiling MINIMOOSE on the floor.
ZIM
He's yours, GIR. His Doomsday device doesn't work. MINIMOOSE is a failure.
GIR
YAY! I get to play with the moose!
(singing)
Playin' with the moose!
GIR starts to roll aroung on the Moose. There is a beep. Suddenly a BIG THUNDEROUS VOICE comes from the Moose.
MOOSE VOICE
DOOMSDAY DEVICE ACTIVATED!
ZIM
EH!?
Mini-Moose unfolds into a horrifying array of weaponry. ZIM and GIR stare at it, frozen. The MOOSE-THING glows bright.
ZIM (CONT'D)
Um.
EXT. ZIM'S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS
The windows flash from within. There is a terrible rumbling. The house almost lifts off the ground with the force of the horrible release of power. The house settles, damaged.
INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM
The house is a charcoal ruin. The MOOSE returns to its normal, tiny shape. ZIM and GIR still stand, barely. ZIM suddenly raises his arms.
ZIM
Success!
ZIM and GIR collapse into the rubble.
INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM - LATER
ZIM sits on the kitanda with a strange sense of contentment. He likes on an IRKEN licking stick. The RoboParents SLAM around the room, destroying things. MINIMOOSE floats into the room with a screaming GIR riding his back.
ZIM
Ah well. Computer, bring me some ear plugs.
COMPUTER
I don't want to.
ZIM shows no sign of anger. He just sighs.
ZIM (CONTENTED)
Mmmyep.
END.
The End
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(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds wewe of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his nyumbani adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he majibu he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds wewe of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his nyumbani adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he majibu he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying bila mpangilio things until u cry laughing
5. continue kusoma this
6. Walk up to siblings and say bila mpangilio things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on Facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add bila mpangilio people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying bila mpangilio things until u cry laughing
5. continue kusoma this
6. Walk up to siblings and say bila mpangilio things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on Facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add bila mpangilio people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
okay, on my 5 completely bila mpangilio things to do...
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as wewe can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as wewe can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend wewe try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as wewe can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as wewe can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend wewe try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
The juu six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as wewe have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command au File Name" is about as informative as
"If wewe don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as wewe make a commitment to one, wewe find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
6. As soon as wewe have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command au File Name" is about as informative as
"If wewe don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as wewe make a commitment to one, wewe find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
1.everyone around wewe has an attitude problem
2.your adding chokoleti chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything wewe say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive wewe crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and wewe just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to ngumi, punch someone without a reason
12.if wewe start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if wewe were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give wewe 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so wewe know*
2.your adding chokoleti chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything wewe say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive wewe crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and wewe just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to ngumi, punch someone without a reason
12.if wewe start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if wewe were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give wewe 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so wewe know*
If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be aliyopewa LIFE in prison without the possibility au parole.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet chatu refused to eat it was aliyopewa three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD inaonyesha Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the chatu in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the chatu failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet chatu refused to eat it was aliyopewa three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD inaonyesha Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the chatu in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the chatu failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.