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I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an makala on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I Lost it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an makala about reasons why wewe should do pointe
1. wewe get to be taller
2. wewe can use them in self defense
3. wewe can... what wewe don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

1 saa Later

Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good... It doesn't.. hmmm how about "Why wewe shouldn't invest in eyepatches"... perfect.
1. wewe end up with to many trophies
2. wewe end up with to much abstract art
3. The bank robbers always steal them

wewe know this isn't working for me... I need a new idea.

a half saa later

Let's try this, The Epic Journey of Andolion!!! The detailed manuscript...

Once upon a time there was a girl named Andolion she got up at 8:00 in the morning and did her math homework.... at 12:30 she looked at the clock. At 12:40 she looked at the clock. At 12:45 she looked at the clock. At 12:50 she decided to go eat lunch...

10 Hours Later

Perfect now to save it... what NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My life's work gone! Why? Why!? How could wewe shut down computer how could you!?

So I am uandishi this to tell wewe that because of a computer malfuntion wewe will never hear of the epic adventures of Andolion. And because of that same malfuntion I now have nothing to write an makala about.
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"When There's Nothing Left"


When there's nothing left to give
I will give wewe zaidi than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...

And I'll give wewe my heart, say I upendo you
Say I upendo you
And I'll give wewe my heart, say I upendo you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus

No muziki to play so I sing wewe my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
wewe still stay the same
You're looking so strong

And I'll give wewe my heart, say I upendo you
Say I upendo you
And I'll give wewe my heart, say I upendo you
Oh, cause I do

And I'll give wewe my heart, say I upendo you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I upendo you
And I'll give wewe my heart, say I upendo you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus

When there's nothing left to give
I will give wewe zaidi than I ever gave before

I'm gonna give wewe my heart
I'm gonna give wewe my moyo
This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible siku starting tomorrow morning, and it only gets worse from there.


ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.


TAURUS - The...
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Rachel's POV:

The inayofuata siku Andrew and me went out for shopping and got some dresses, and also some sandals that reminded me of the one that Cindrella had.

It was very very pretty.

We went back to the park.

"Try it on and walk like the other girls" He alisema giving me the sandals.

I couldn't stand on that because I Lost my grip and fell down.

He got a call from one of his friends.

They told told him to be at the park and also added that they were coming.

We both were seated at one of the benches in the park.

Before that he asked me to take my glasses and asked me to wear the dress and sandals that we bought...
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(A/N) has gayness cussing and sex so have fun ;D

italics = thoughts.

~Jason's POV~

I sat in that hospital room for days, but I didn't know why.

Well I didn't even know who I was.

Long hours passed everyday, I felt like a prisoner.

I was most curious about the stitches in the back of my head and why my head hurt so much when I touched them.

"Hello again Jason" The doctor alisema coming in my room the same time he always did.

"Uh..Hello sir" I alisema in reply.

"That's the first time you've talked since the accident" He said.

"What exactly happened to me?" I asked.

"You hit your head on concrete during a fight"...
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posted by Bluekait
Two little boys were playing together. One little boy saw a nut on the ground. Before he could pick it the other boy took it.

The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.

The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.

This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.

He mgawanyiko, baidisha the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the matunda seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.

MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
Note: I found this on DeviantArt. I might have edited it a little bit though, (I added the "No, I'm under 21" option for drinking...) And this is NOT supposed to make wewe feel bad in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER! It's just a fun little quiz. No matter how much wewe get on the quiz, this is JUST FOR FUN and it doesn't mean anything!

Natural Hair Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Dirty Blonde - $45
[ ] Golden Blonde - $120
[ ] Red - $50
[ ] Black - $20
[ ] Bald - $10
[ ] Other - $75



Eye Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $100
[ ] Hazel - $50
[ ] Other - $30



Height
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[...
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posted by heroicamerica
1. Looking at a map is an inside joke.

2. wewe use the British curse of chakula and bad tea.

3. wewe wear a scarf and when your teachers tell wewe to take it off, wewe say KOLKOLKOL!

4. wewe imagine your inayopendelewa Hetalia characters imba your inayopendelewa songs.

5. Hetalia = your mind.

6. Buono nyanya buono nyanya buono buono ooh tomato.

7. wewe give people names that apply to their traits au what they eat (ex. potato bastard nyanya bastard hamburger jerk)

8. When someone mentions a country, wewe say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"

9. History class is fanfiction class.

10. wewe are kusoma this list.

(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first makala on fanpop)
(A/N) WhAt'S uP mOtHeRfUcKeRs? :o) .... yeah sorry im obsessed with homestuck and have fallen madly in upendo with Gamzee! -fangirl squel!- ^-^ but any ways what do we have here? another part of the truelox fanfic? yes! still has GaYnEsS cUsSiNg AnD sEx.

~Adam's POV~

"Married?" I asked shocked when Ty told my he proposed to Jason.

"Jesus Christ man, wewe better know what you're doing" I said.

"Okay dude, I believe you, I just don't want you, au Jason getting hurt" I said.

Ty and I alisema our goodbyes and hung up.

I was happy for them, but something didn't feel right.

I got a Skype call request, it was...
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posted by Bluekait
What a kiss means.....

+ Kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
+ Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ Kiss on the Ear = You're my everything
+ Kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ Kiss on the Lips = I upendo you
+Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you

What the gesture means…

+ Holding Hands = We definitely upendo each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain upendo you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me wewe upendo me
+ Arms around the Waist = I upendo wewe too much to let go

–ADVICE!–

+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If wewe were thinking about someone while kusoma this, you’re definitely in Love