When you're happy and wewe know it bomb Iraq
If wewe cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If wewe never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If wewe think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.
It's 'pre-emptive non-aggression', bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not upendo this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
Last night I lay in my kitanda looking up at the stars,
the beautiful sky and the endless horizon
and suddenly I thought where the fuck is my roof?
To all medics: As from may 2001 viagra will only be available from the pharmacy under its chemical name. Please ask for ……….
Mycoxaflopin
Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty dumpty fell on the floor,
All the kings farasi
and all the kings men bent the bitch, kahaba over
and fucked her again
Sing a song of syphillis
a fanny fulla crabs
four and twenty blackheads twice as many scabs,
when the scabs pop open
the heads begin to sing
wasn't it a minging cunt to stick your penis in
It's not the length its not the size
its how many times wewe can make it rise
Roses are red Violets are blue
I have crabs and now so do you
(for Mobile phone)
Do u take me 2 b ur lawful wedded text m8,
2 have & 2 hold 4 dirty jokes & saucy quotes,
through poor reception & no signal,
until low battery do us part.
Last night i wanted wewe
I needed wewe so badly it hurt.
I wanted you
inside me to work your magic on me
but i couldn't find wewe
………… stupid paracetamol
Sex is a sin,
sins are forbidden,
sins are forgiven
so get stuck in
I upendo the way it rubs against my soft pink flesh
and creates a foamy liquid
as it thrusts in and out up and down
I can't wait for the inayofuata time
I upendo my toothbrush
Twinkle, twinkle, massive knob.
Mary likes it in her gob
but when she feels that certaim twitch
she pulls it out the spiteful bitch.
Three blond MEN are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to get across.
The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to kuvuka, msalaba the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.
The sekunde man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a mashua and rows across.
Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and he walks across the bridge
(for a mobile phone)
You're so sexy, wewe drive me insane.
wewe fuck me so hard I'm always in pain.
Your sexy voice puts in slumber.
Oh fuck I'm sorry I've got the wrong number...
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
whos the fairest of them all?
The mirror laughed and gave a grunt,
Its not you, wewe ugly cunt!
If wewe cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If wewe never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If wewe think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.
It's 'pre-emptive non-aggression', bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not upendo this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
Last night I lay in my kitanda looking up at the stars,
the beautiful sky and the endless horizon
and suddenly I thought where the fuck is my roof?
To all medics: As from may 2001 viagra will only be available from the pharmacy under its chemical name. Please ask for ……….
Mycoxaflopin
Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty dumpty fell on the floor,
All the kings farasi
and all the kings men bent the bitch, kahaba over
and fucked her again
Sing a song of syphillis
a fanny fulla crabs
four and twenty blackheads twice as many scabs,
when the scabs pop open
the heads begin to sing
wasn't it a minging cunt to stick your penis in
It's not the length its not the size
its how many times wewe can make it rise
Roses are red Violets are blue
I have crabs and now so do you
(for Mobile phone)
Do u take me 2 b ur lawful wedded text m8,
2 have & 2 hold 4 dirty jokes & saucy quotes,
through poor reception & no signal,
until low battery do us part.
Last night i wanted wewe
I needed wewe so badly it hurt.
I wanted you
inside me to work your magic on me
but i couldn't find wewe
………… stupid paracetamol
Sex is a sin,
sins are forbidden,
sins are forgiven
so get stuck in
I upendo the way it rubs against my soft pink flesh
and creates a foamy liquid
as it thrusts in and out up and down
I can't wait for the inayofuata time
I upendo my toothbrush
Twinkle, twinkle, massive knob.
Mary likes it in her gob
but when she feels that certaim twitch
she pulls it out the spiteful bitch.
Three blond MEN are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to get across.
The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to kuvuka, msalaba the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.
The sekunde man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a mashua and rows across.
Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and he walks across the bridge
(for a mobile phone)
You're so sexy, wewe drive me insane.
wewe fuck me so hard I'm always in pain.
Your sexy voice puts in slumber.
Oh fuck I'm sorry I've got the wrong number...
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
whos the fairest of them all?
The mirror laughed and gave a grunt,
Its not you, wewe ugly cunt!
MEOW, CALIFORNIA! See? There's something deeply liberating in yelling out something random, and it makes wewe think 'Hey, I don't care what wewe think about me!' Go on, try it now, say something random! There we go.
The word 'random' should not be confused with weird, au stupid. They are three very different things, and if wewe don't believe me, look it up in an English Dictionary.
Obviously, some people are zaidi reserved than others, and will simply not go yelling out bila mpangilio things, but what I am trying to really say is, is to just feel free to be yourself! It's your life, so live it!
The word 'random' should not be confused with weird, au stupid. They are three very different things, and if wewe don't believe me, look it up in an English Dictionary.
Obviously, some people are zaidi reserved than others, and will simply not go yelling out bila mpangilio things, but what I am trying to really say is, is to just feel free to be yourself! It's your life, so live it!
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares
just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a volkano flair.
(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)
Ok today i will tell wewe 12 secrets about myself!
Exciting!
1.I upendo animals
2.I own tons of manga and anime dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i upendo uandishi my manga series *it's not famous*
6.i upendo going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i upendo the stars
10.i upendo to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my Marafiki on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink kwa putting chokoleti and bubble gum
The End
I hope wewe enjoyed!
Exciting!
1.I upendo animals
2.I own tons of manga and anime dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i upendo uandishi my manga series *it's not famous*
6.i upendo going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i upendo the stars
10.i upendo to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my Marafiki on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink kwa putting chokoleti and bubble gum
The End
I hope wewe enjoyed!
BERLIN (Reuters) – A fox, mbweha has been unmasked as the mystery thief of zaidi than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities alisema Friday.
A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's pango and found a trove of viatu down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.
"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," alisema a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a vixen aliiba them for her cubs to play with."
Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's pango and found a trove of viatu down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.
"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," alisema a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a vixen aliiba them for her cubs to play with."
Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
Elijah Jones - Rumored 2019/2020 album
