Intro :
yea mmhm i know these have been ilitumwa alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality au sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope wewe like!!! This was written kwa me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time kusoma my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)
How to cure boredom :
If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help wewe feel better. And who knows, over time wewe might be able to draw amazingly.
If you're an mwandishi :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.
If wewe upendo to read :
Yea so if wewe upendo to read, like try and find a good novel au such under a certain topic wewe love. I personally upendo a good ndoto Mystery.
If wewe upendo sports:
Go buy yourself something to your taste in sports and go have fun! Just go outside and play! Have fun, also try a variety of sports.
If wewe prefer computer games:
I suggest World Of Warcraft game. It is really fun, at only $15 a mwezi wewe can play the game ( costs included of buying game to download as long with the 3 expansions, should cost bout $80 at $20 each. )
If none of these suite wewe :
Eat. Eating really does help alot. Yeah,yeah people say that if wewe eat alot wewe can get ' fat' well just eat. It helps alot.
How to cure depression :
Ok guys. When curing depression, cutting is not an answer!!! Instead, follow these steps for preparation :
- stop
- close your eyes
- take a deep breath
- relax
- count to 10
now that calmed wewe down lets get to the real business, normally depression is caused because of a bad memory au anger.
Now wewe need to let this out, there are many options for taking out anger. :
- wewe can rant about it to me in Messaging ( i will give advice and help. :] )
- wewe can throw a bitch, kahaba fit
- wewe can just let all your emotions out.
Now after choosing one of the steps above, wewe should be better.
How to deal with insanity :
Well, if wewe are insane. I just recommend to stop trying to hide it and let it out. Be yourself for once, i do not know much on this but i can tell wewe this : Everything is best resolved when wewe are yourself.
Now i am done with this article. Thank wewe all for reading! ~~~~<3~~~~ To all my readers : I upendo wewe all ( non nyumbani u kno as a friend )
yea mmhm i know these have been ilitumwa alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality au sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope wewe like!!! This was written kwa me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time kusoma my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)
How to cure boredom :
If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help wewe feel better. And who knows, over time wewe might be able to draw amazingly.
If you're an mwandishi :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.
If wewe upendo to read :
Yea so if wewe upendo to read, like try and find a good novel au such under a certain topic wewe love. I personally upendo a good ndoto Mystery.
If wewe upendo sports:
Go buy yourself something to your taste in sports and go have fun! Just go outside and play! Have fun, also try a variety of sports.
If wewe prefer computer games:
I suggest World Of Warcraft game. It is really fun, at only $15 a mwezi wewe can play the game ( costs included of buying game to download as long with the 3 expansions, should cost bout $80 at $20 each. )
If none of these suite wewe :
Eat. Eating really does help alot. Yeah,yeah people say that if wewe eat alot wewe can get ' fat' well just eat. It helps alot.
How to cure depression :
Ok guys. When curing depression, cutting is not an answer!!! Instead, follow these steps for preparation :
- stop
- close your eyes
- take a deep breath
- relax
- count to 10
now that calmed wewe down lets get to the real business, normally depression is caused because of a bad memory au anger.
Now wewe need to let this out, there are many options for taking out anger. :
- wewe can rant about it to me in Messaging ( i will give advice and help. :] )
- wewe can throw a bitch, kahaba fit
- wewe can just let all your emotions out.
Now after choosing one of the steps above, wewe should be better.
How to deal with insanity :
Well, if wewe are insane. I just recommend to stop trying to hide it and let it out. Be yourself for once, i do not know much on this but i can tell wewe this : Everything is best resolved when wewe are yourself.
Now i am done with this article. Thank wewe all for reading! ~~~~<3~~~~ To all my readers : I upendo wewe all ( non nyumbani u kno as a friend )
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(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds wewe of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his nyumbani adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he majibu he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds wewe of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his nyumbani adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he majibu he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying bila mpangilio things until u cry laughing
5. continue kusoma this
6. Walk up to siblings and say bila mpangilio things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on Facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add bila mpangilio people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying bila mpangilio things until u cry laughing
5. continue kusoma this
6. Walk up to siblings and say bila mpangilio things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on Facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add bila mpangilio people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
okay, on my 5 completely bila mpangilio things to do...
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as wewe can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as wewe can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend wewe try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as wewe can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as wewe can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend wewe try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
The juu six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as wewe have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command au File Name" is about as informative as
"If wewe don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as wewe make a commitment to one, wewe find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
6. As soon as wewe have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command au File Name" is about as informative as
"If wewe don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as wewe make a commitment to one, wewe find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
1.everyone around wewe has an attitude problem
2.your adding chokoleti chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything wewe say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive wewe crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and wewe just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to ngumi, punch someone without a reason
12.if wewe start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if wewe were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give wewe 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so wewe know*
2.your adding chokoleti chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything wewe say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive wewe crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and wewe just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to ngumi, punch someone without a reason
12.if wewe start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if wewe were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give wewe 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so wewe know*