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posted by yukikiyruu
Observation:

Guys never notice differences in their friend's appearance unless the difference is too obvious (like a very poor haircut that leaves the scalp like a partially mowed lawn). But with girls, it's not the case... Try walking to your friend who is a girl (the phrase girl friend avoided for obvious reasons) with a small stain on your shati which is usually unnoticeable. Chances are that wewe would get caught within the first couple of minutes.

Care:

Guys try their best to be caring but come on... they are not designed for that! Girls often tend to care zaidi than what wewe want them to and often that makes them swali every 10-15 sekunde about your wellness. If wewe are down with fever and wewe let your best friend who is a girl (quite funny to type) know, chances are that you'll end up answering the phone at least 20 times that day!

Childishness:

Almost everyone has some childishness in him/her. The famous quote "There is no point growing up if wewe cannot be a child at times" is an illustration of that fact. However, the proportion of girls I've observed to be childish is much higher than what I observed in guys!

Talking:

Even the most silent girl is highly talkative within her group. With guys a reserved guy is a reserved guy wherever he is but with girls, a reserved girl acts differently when she is with her Marafiki and when she is in a larger gang.

Possessiveness:

I might be generalizing a bit too much here. But many girls are possessive about their Marafiki and belongings! At least that is my observation.

Gossip:

A girl who stays at nyumbani knows much zaidi than a guy who is hanging out most of the day!

Independently dependent:

Girls seem to depend on someone way too much either emotionally au personally but at the same time they easily switch preferences. Someone who was inevitable a couple of years back becomes a good friend today and a good contact tomorrow. At any point, a person who shows a lot of interest on her is always considered the best kwa a girl! Again, may be I'm generalizing... But that's something I observed out of my experiences.

Emotional handicap:

With the brain being locked in an emotional trap, girls usually end up taking decisions purely out of their moyo which in most cases will not be correct. Ironically, even after realizing that they made a mistake, it is inayofuata to impossible for them to correct that.

Hypocrisy when it comes to guys:

Girls enjoy guys falling for them but many do not want to reveal that. A beautiful girl almost always confirms that the guys around her are interested in her through unnoticeable gestures. Guys however strong just start shaking at the sight of a beautiful girl staring at them and get caught. But a girl never reveals anything zaidi than a smile at the corner of her lips... Gets hard for the guys to assess her pulse
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I know I've been going on about this a lot lately, but I want to challenge every single one of wewe to try and start a chain reaction of kindness. I've recently had a Rachel's Challenge assembly at my school. We have one every few years. But this time, we had new material that really inspired me to begin my own chain reaction. Rachel's Challenge involves five challenges:
1. Look for the best in people
2. Dream big
3. Choose positive influences
4. Speak with kindness
5. Start your own chain reaction

Accepting and achieving these challenges isn't a hard thing to do if wewe really decide to try. Showing...
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posted by jeniffer2200
If wewe have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, wewe have $1.19. wewe also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest bila mpangilio speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...
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posted by smileypop9
Found this on www.funny.com. That site has so much funny stuff...lol


Women's English:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious kwa now.
Do what wewe want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want wewe to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, wewe moron!
You're so manly = wewe need a shave and wewe sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all wewe ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This jikoni is so inconvenient...
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posted by CUTEDXC
this is a true story about my life
(cj is my crush kara grace chloe ra'janir and rockstar23456 are my friends)

kara-ok amber (amber is me CUTEDXC)dont get mad at me but CJ sent me a Candy gram

me-WHAT!?!?!?! :o

grace-oh crap...HEY HOLD AMBER BACK

me-*start to chase kara while ra'janir and grace hold me back*

LATER

grace-why did u sent kara a Candy gram?

cj-cuz i like her

grace-*comes and tells me* umm...amber cj likes kara

me-...*drops books*...WHAT!?!?!?!?!

LATER me chloe grace and rockstar23455 are walking up the stairs

chloe-OK CJ DOES NOT LIKE KARA

cj is behind her when she alisema that

me-omg *runs...
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posted by shutyourface
i think

that kondoo are the best animal in the world
and
banana, ndizi are the best matunda
and
all vegetables are crap
and
clouds are better than smoke
and
fireworks are............um..........good?
and
a kondoo should eat a banana, ndizi what then says
"VEGETABLES ARE CRAP!"
and then say
"i upendo clouds but SMOKE IS CRAP!"



















i think

Justin Bieber is the worst thing that ever

i mean ever

happened to the muziki business
and
lady gaga is the best thing what ever happened
to the muziki business
and
kondoo should be able to eat people so that it can over populate the earth



SO WRITE A maoni AND BECOME A shabiki OF ME
MY ARTICLE
AND WRITE A maoni

YA GET ME???!!!

:)