1. Heavy foundation and powders:"The inch-thick powder is a huge turn-off," says Maxim senior editor Nick Leftley. "No guy wants to kiss a girl on the cheek and then find he¹s wearing foundation himself." A flaking face is one thing, but when your cheek becomes a palette of skin-tone colors, men pay attention...and not the good attention. "I'm always amazed to see women with two-tone faces, two apparently different shades of skin on the face, as if they apply makeup in the dark," says James Oliver Cury, the online editorial director at Maxim. "I'd rather see one greasy face than some sort of melanin imbalance. The nose should match the cheeks."
2. "Bumps":“I never liked, au knew of any other guy who liked, the Gwen Stefani "bumpit" look," says Henry Belanger, an editor at The Good Men Project. "Be wary of anything that makes your head look unnaturally large."
3. Neon lipstick: Most of the fashion world agreed that electric pouts were a beauty "do" this season. Some men, however, beg to differ. "Orange lips are definitely a departure from what we're used to and not necessarily something a lot of guys I know really respond to just quite yet,” say fashion blogger John Januzzi of Lucky and the fashion website, Textbook.
4. Too-thin brows:My pet peeve is overly plucked eyebrows," says David Swanson, Maxim's Features Editor."I mean, really? It's basically an advertisement that naturally you're hairier than Robin Williams. If it looks natural, we'd never have to wonder."
5. Bold eye-shadow:"I don't understand the revival of bright blue eyeshadow," proposes Maxim's Cury. "Is it retro? Is it purposefully over-the-top? To my eyes, it just looks tacky no matter how wewe wear it." Lucky's Januzzi isn't as bothered kwa color as he is kwa application. "Smoky eyes--when done right are great--very sexy and attractive but when done wrong they look a total mess," he says. "Seek professional guidance before trying at home."
6. Rosy cheeks:“As far as make-up goes, I think rouge is for old ladies,” adds Good Men Project's Belanger. "I think guys generally prefer the kind of make-up wewe don't notice is there, and since there's a lot that guys don't notice I think women have a lot of leeway."
7. Two-toned lips:Remember Kim Mathers? She was almost as famous for her lip liner issues as she was for being defamed kwa Eminem. According to our dude survey, the pucker problem was zaidi serious. "When I see thin lines drawn around a pair of lips, I think: Is this part of some gang initiation rite?" says Cury.
8. Glitter:"Women need to be judicious with it," says Cury. "It's like any good seasoning. wewe shouldn't shake it all over. It can overwhelm the main course." That being said, he's not opposed to a heavy sprinkle of cleavage glitter. Figures.
if someone is making wewe upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."
if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."
if someone doesn't like the way wewe are, au they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, au don't accept me at all."
if someone is bullying wewe for "no reason", it's because they like you, au is jealous of you, au it's the spirits clashing.
1-play baseball with one cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your Marafiki
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them wewe are raising money to buy chakula for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that wewe want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines siku gift your Marafiki a cucumber and tell them wewe grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it inayofuata to your ear and say that he talks to wewe and says he need a new nyumbani and thats why wewe buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your Marafiki
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them wewe are raising money to buy chakula for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that wewe want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines siku gift your Marafiki a cucumber and tell them wewe grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it inayofuata to your ear and say that he talks to wewe and says he need a new nyumbani and thats why wewe buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like au upendo and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn zaidi fans......add bila mpangilio ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn zaidi fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medali ...u have to add zaidi pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have zaidi medali .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get zaidi fans.....and frnds too.
when i have zaidi ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this makala will be useful have a gr8 siku everybody and type ur maoni plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like au upendo and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn zaidi fans......add bila mpangilio ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn zaidi fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medali ...u have to add zaidi pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have zaidi medali .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get zaidi fans.....and frnds too.
when i have zaidi ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this makala will be useful have a gr8 siku everybody and type ur maoni plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a pizza and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best pizza ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at bila mpangilio times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that wewe are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this orodha ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs wewe know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that wewe are a muggle born even if wewe did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope wewe liked it!
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at bila mpangilio times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that wewe are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this orodha ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs wewe know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that wewe are a muggle born even if wewe did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope wewe liked it!
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!
I just read a swali on this spot that asked "If wewe saw Justin Bieber standing on the juu of a building getting ready to jump, would wewe cry au scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on juu of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do wewe people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone wewe know au care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
I just read a swali on this spot that asked "If wewe saw Justin Bieber standing on the juu of a building getting ready to jump, would wewe cry au scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on juu of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do wewe people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone wewe know au care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
Q .. Did wewe here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do wewe do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the mitaani, mtaa when the sign alisema "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when wewe ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do wewe do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the mitaani, mtaa when the sign alisema "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when wewe ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hujambo everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?
Video: link start it at 0:40
People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Turn off the video
Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...
This is not a double feature. It's better. It's a triple feature of shabiki fictions written as requests, about the Powerpuff Girls, and The Animaniacs.
Song: link
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes
Requested kwa Aldrine2016
Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in tafuta of a good place to enjoy vacation.
The song fades away
Blossom: Where do we want to...
continue reading...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Song: link
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes
Requested kwa Aldrine2016
Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in tafuta of a good place to enjoy vacation.
The song fades away
Blossom: Where do we want to...
