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1. Follow them around the house while giggling loudly.
2. Moo whenever they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when wewe laugh.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Go around the house saying: "Beep, beep!" Then hit your head with a book.
12. Have a lively conversation with a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary Marafiki that wewe talk to all at the same time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell: "No, mom I will not kiss wewe in public!"
16. Draw a mustache your face.
17. Switch the light switch on and off for a while. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When wewe kuoga au bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "NO!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor and pretend that Jaws is chasing you.
24. Tap on their door all night.
25. Tell them an unreasonable story that happened at school that day. Like: "The gym teacher shaved our heads."
26. Find everything they say absolutely HILARIOUS!
27. Try to eat a bevarage with a fork.
28. Take a bowl of mchele crispies, suddeenly act offended and throw the bowl on the ground and kick it, and when they ask wewe to pick it up, say "No, I want to watch them suffer"
29. Pile all the pens in the house on one side of the room, and put one pencil in the other. Laugh hysterically at the pencil.
30. Try to catch your shadow, and act dissapointed and yell loudly when wewe can't get it.
31. Make a sandwich, and leave it on the floor. When your parents pick it up, scream "OH MY GOSH! WHERE'S MY SANDWICH???!!"
32. Try to burrow in between the cushions of the kitanda
33. Hide under a chair. When your mom au dad comes in, yell "boo!" and then start drooling and talking in gibberish while slowly crawling toward them and then poke them and say "oodley! oodley! bljljdfnnnnseeeeddsepf!'
34. poke your dog au cat and then yell "i can't make it say MOO!"
35. Tell your mom she looks like George Wahington and then roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
36. Call your dad 'fwank' and your mom 'shaba-laba-ding-dong'
Are wewe addicted? Are wewe a super fan? Are wewe just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are wewe on fanpop too much?

1. wewe see something wewe like, and think Oh, I want to shabiki that club!

2. wewe start shipping people wewe know au see.

3. wewe hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. wewe hear something awesome and immediately want to go on fanpop and change your motto.

5. wewe hear something and wewe want to maoni on it.

6. wewe have great ideas of something wewe should post on fanpop at completely bila mpangilio times of day.

7. wewe get a new inayopendelewa and HAVE to...
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Some of wewe girls will remember that on Wednesday i told wewe that Miley's parents were getting a divorce.

According to the celeb news chanzo, Miley was so devastated kwa her parents Tish and Billy ray Cyrus‘ divorce that she got back together with Liam Hemsworth.

“Miley knew about the divorce awhile zamani and she’s been taking it really hard. Pretty much at the same time, she broke up with Liam, Hannah Montana was ending and then her parents’ marriage was falling apart,” Miley’s friend says.

“She got super stressed out and that’s really when she started uigizaji out...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
(Big idea)

Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes wewe mad au doesnt agree with your point of view wewe just ripoti them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes wewe mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont ripoti thm. Because we are a big family and we dont ripoti au block family we care and onyesha upendo for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to ripoti someone is taking it too far


whos w/ me?

upendo all around
posted by kitkat709477
Girl Facts--- When a girl is mean to wewe after a break-up she wants wewe back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever! When wewe catch a girl glancing at you, she wants wewe to look back and smile. When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with wewe she wants wewe to hold her hand. When she wants a hug she will just stand there. When wewe break a girls moyo she still feels it when wewe run into each other 3 years later. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is stops arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at...
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posted by AngelVicki427
Romans invented the Lollypop

You loose 100,000 brain cells every day.

Red is the most common color in national flags.

McDonald’s is the world’s largest distributor of toys.

There are around 1,500 earthquakes every mwaka in Japan.

Raw horse meat is a maarufu chakula in Japan.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

Los Angeles’ full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula.”

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Most people burp on average 15 times a day.

Thomas Jefferson thought the...
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I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope wewe enjoy this.

Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)

If anyone has anymore ideas, please maoni and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make zaidi lines.
posted by ShiningsTar542
The story we have for wewe today is one of love, friendship, and how to co-exist.

Salati is a leopard that was adopted kwa the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate wanyama that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became Marafiki with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a puppy at the time.

wewe would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two wanyama connected from the first moment. Now the two wanyama are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!

They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be aliyopewa LIFE in prison without the possibility au parole.

A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet chatu refused to eat it was aliyopewa three years of supervised probation on Friday.

Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.

The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD inaonyesha Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the chatu in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.

When the chatu failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
The Earth has a diameter of about 12700 kilometers (7900 miles).
The sun has a diameter of about 1.39 million kilometers (865000 miles).
Its diameter is about 109 times the diameter of earth.

The formula for volume of a sphere is V=(4/3) πr3
The approximate volume of the Sun is then 1.3 x 106 times the approximate volume of the Earth.

It would take approximately 1.3 million Earth-sized objects to fill the volume of the Sun.

(*More precise measurements would have to define the surface, i.e. include au exclude the outer layers of the Sun. The Sun is not perfectly spherical and has no "solid" surface.)
posted by justinbieberfw
1.) start looking at the stuff they have in the gari saying things like "eww who likes this" "thats a fashion nightmere" ect.

2.) ask bila mpangilio ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin

3.) start imba Barney songs as loud as u can

4.) go up to bila mpangilio ppl and say "tag, ur it"

5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that shati is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"

6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"

7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya

8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how wewe looked zaidi important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If wewe think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone kusoma the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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Just randomly found this:

1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can wewe fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit inayofuata to wewe because wewe invisible...
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Many legends have been told of frightening black mbwa that hunt deserted roads, gloomy castles, even town houses. But the black dog of Hanging Hills is gentle and friendly, a splendid companion with whom to spend an afternoon-and is deadlier than all the rest. If wewe ever meet him, you'll know him kwa two peculiar features: One, he leaves no footprints. Two, he seems to bark occasionally, but never makes a sound. When wewe see him the first time, he brings wewe joy. He follows wewe wherever wewe go, wags his tail, waits for wewe if wewe stop along the way. The sekunde time wewe meet him is a time of...
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Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years
Three girls who were imprisoned kwa their mother in a house of indescribable filth for seven years may never recover from the ordeal, experts have said.

The girls were shut away from the outside world, existing in almost complete darkness, playing only with mice and communicating in their own language.

When they were discovered, their nyumbani in a smart, upper middle-class suburb had no running water and was filled with waste and excrement a metre high. The floor was corroded kwa mice urine.

The case has stunned Austria, still reeling from...
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posted by simpleplan
really don't hate you, I'm just severely allergic to stupidity

I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent

Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary

People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. wewe ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?

Wants to know...If guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

Everyone's entitled to be stupid but wewe are abusing the privilege

Why yes, I do frequently burst out in...
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 mwaka Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
Year Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
mwaka of the Rat-(1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996)
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the panya symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good advice but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re...
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How many times do wewe get passed kwa and ignored in the halls at school? Wouldn't your morning be so much brighter if people actually acknowledged your existence? Of course it would. But since people are fickle, wewe must force them. Here's how to provoke a friendly greeting, au at least make someone else feel happier as s/he comes glowering into the building.

Who knows? Your target might even pass along the gesture to someone else, who will pass it along to someone else, and that someone else will then... (you get the point; joy is contagious). Just think how many days could be brightened by...
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posted by heavenly13 sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, kinanda , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest

WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes

then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , wewe know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......
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Q .. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A .. To see what was on the other side.

Q .. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A .. Because on the box it alisema From 2-4 years.

Q .. Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A .. She wanted to know how to cook chakula stamps!

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One siku the husband comes nyumbani from work and his wife says, "Honey, wewe know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could wewe fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and...
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Men Need To Understand These Things About Women.
i found it like 2minutes zamani "HOPE U'LL LIKE IT":

1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say wewe understand when wewe don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. wewe don't have PMS, so don't act like wewe know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me wewe never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get wewe off the hook; doing something sweet will always get wewe off the hook.
6. We don't like it when wewe act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good...
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