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1. Follow them around the house while giggling loudly.
2. Moo whenever they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when wewe laugh.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Go around the house saying: "Beep, beep!" Then hit your head with a book.
12. Have a lively conversation with a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary Marafiki that wewe talk to all at the same time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell: "No, mom I will not kiss wewe in public!"
16. Draw a mustache your face.
17. Switch the light switch on and off for a while. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When wewe kuoga au bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "NO!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor and pretend that Jaws is chasing you.
24. Tap on their door all night.
25. Tell them an unreasonable story that happened at school that day. Like: "The gym teacher shaved our heads."
26. Find everything they say absolutely HILARIOUS!
27. Try to eat a bevarage with a fork.
28. Take a bowl of mchele crispies, suddeenly act offended and throw the bowl on the ground and kick it, and when they ask wewe to pick it up, say "No, I want to watch them suffer"
29. Pile all the pens in the house on one side of the room, and put one pencil in the other. Laugh hysterically at the pencil.
30. Try to catch your shadow, and act dissapointed and yell loudly when wewe can't get it.
31. Make a sandwich, and leave it on the floor. When your parents pick it up, scream "OH MY GOSH! WHERE'S MY SANDWICH???!!"
32. Try to burrow in between the cushions of the kitanda
33. Hide under a chair. When your mom au dad comes in, yell "boo!" and then start drooling and talking in gibberish while slowly crawling toward them and then poke them and say "oodley! oodley! bljljdfnnnnseeeeddsepf!'
34. poke your dog au cat and then yell "i can't make it say MOO!"
35. Tell your mom she looks like George Wahington and then roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
36. Call your dad 'fwank' and your mom 'shaba-laba-ding-dong'
 Llamas R us
Llamas R us
Guess what? I’m back! I’ve decided that I’m going to write one of these every few days when I get bored. So… have wewe noticed that the quality of cartoon shows has decreased within the last 5 years? I mean, what ever happened to Invader Zim and Courage the Cowardly Dog? Those were good quality shows. Now, the best that they can come up with is Fanboy and Chum Chum. (The most annoying onyesha ever.) wewe know what onyesha really depresses me? Spongebob. That used to be a really good show, but now they have new writers and the onyesha SUCKS. Whenever my brother plays it now, I leave the room.
My...
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posted by RosaluvzJB
Hurt

Chapter 2; A New Friend

I get to school and go to nyumbani room. "Class,  I would like to introduce the newest doomed child in this doomed school of doom." Ms. machungu, bitters says. In steps a pretty girl who is tall, slinder, but she does have curvs. She has long, medium brown hair that goes to the middle of her back and beautiful, brown eyes. The new girl gives a scared look at Ms. Bitters' words and says "Hi! I'm Abby."  I raise my hand. "What do wewe want, Dib?" Ms. machungu, bitters asks. "I want to ask Abby a question." I say. "Fine. What is it?" Ms. machungu, bitters replies. "Do wewe notice anything strange about...
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purple belt: kaio ken x1


blue belt: kaio ken x2


brown belt: kaio ken x3


red belt: kaio ken x4


red/black belt: false super saiyan


black belt: super saiyan


2nd dagree black belt: super saiyan 2


3rd degree black belt: super saiyan 3


4th degree black belt: super saiyan 4


and so on.......... im false super saiyan
RI 500 Creative suffering
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 wewe and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Pithon
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity
Okay, instead of just uandishi about bila mpangilio things that no one really cares about, I’m going to make a orodha of my absolute inayopendelewa words in the entire universe. But first: HAPPY CHRISTMAHANUKWANZA!!!! Most people just say Happy Holidays, but I like to be original. 

1.    Blimo = The mix between a blimp and a limo
2.    Uber = It’s like very, but zaidi epic.
3.    Freaking = it’s like saying ‘fucking’ but wewe don’t get in trouble for saying it.
4.    Epic/Epicness = you’d better know what this means.
5.    Pie...
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posted by misscrazel
     
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                   Dominic
It was Monday. I was sitting with Scarlet in front of the entrance to the tunnels. We were waiting for Stephanie and Spencer. Stephanie   was coming because Spencer was coming. Spencer ran over and hugged me. I pulled him of.           
  We stumbled into the darkness 
Stephenie groped around for her flashlight. I heard a click. Light flooded the halls. I took one look around and realized how hard this was going to be. 
   I held Scarlet's hand and stepped forward. Spencer clung to me nervously. 
                      ***
It had been awhile when a shrill scream rang through the air. Scarlet immediately ran towards it. 
"Carlotta!" She yelled into the darkness. "Carlotta!"
posted by Jekyde
The following is a police tape of an interview with the only witness to a murder in the Aloceras Ravine.

Officer Howard:Alright, Bobby. Glad to see you're here.

Bobby:Am I gonna get arrested?

Officer Howard:No, Bobby. Just tell us what wewe saw.

Bobby:Oh...where do I start?

Officer Howard:Just tell us how he died.

Bobby:Okay, so....I was standing about 15 feet behind Mervin...and...I saw these two weird lights to the left of him. I tried to warn him, but...he couldn't hear me.

Officer Howard:What did these lights look like?

Bobby:Well...they were both exactly the same...lavender and circle-shaped,...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Today is the perfect siku to make a orodha of your resolutions for 2011!

There are some resolutions that are impossible to fulfill, but that we all make anyhow,For example:

1. Study every day.
2. Behave better at home.
3. Don't wait to do homework at the last minute.
4. Exercise once a week.
5. Don't talk in class.
6. Don't make fun of others.
7. Save money and don't make impulse buys.
8. Tell the boy wewe like "hello".
9. Don't get upset when someone confronts wewe au tells wewe you're wrong.
10. Make a schedule for yourself and stick to it!

Which of these are on your list? Which do wewe think wewe can actually do for a whole year?
posted by carsfan
A Mayan calendar has been found that projects dates 7,000 years into the future!

Fear not, people irrationally afraid of what tomorrow might bring. Archaeologists have found a 9th century Mayan calendar in the Guatemalan complex of Xultun. The calendar is 600 years older than the other ones found elsewhere and it projects about 7000 years into the future. December 21st, 2012 is not mentioned as a special tarehe in any way shape au form.

So now wewe know… if wewe fear what might happen tomorrow, don't. The Mayan Apocalypse is nothing zaidi than an Internet meme that we'll laugh about like we do about Y2K now.
posted by numnumyellow67
Chapter 1
The District

I quietly and quickly pick the katniss plant's roots. Have to hurry home, au at least the ruined building I call my home. Living a destroyed old district, wewe kind of get used to the idea of having to hurry back to ruined buildings, before the rats and bugs decide to settle into your so called home.I start on my way back, when I see a plump rabbit, just watching me desperately pick the roots, while coated in mud. This annoys me, and with one mwepesi, teleka movement, I kisu the fat fool from afar. A direct hit. Perfect. I've been working on my kisu throwing skills, and got a lucky...
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posted by kowalskipperico
    Pronunciation 
Éõrìã Màlîñìà (E-you-or-ee-a Mill-in-a) 
Mæræ Šîlętryę (Meer-ee Silly-tree-a)
Gõela Šçêlvælįçæ (Goo-Ella Skel-cleav-ee)
Ęrôlâ Ÿêmêrâńÿæń  (E-roll-a Yem- erany-ann)
Kätlÿã Klįñçé (Kate-leea Klince
Ærśhlèÿ Wèlśœń(Arsh-lee Well-so-en)
Æñæ Dœmêñ (An-ae Doe-men)
Cârâbęl (Cara-bell)
Mîdêllę
Ëlâšmâlgân Tœwn Pærk (Elis-mally-gan toe-ean pay-erk)
 Šêlvêš (Sell-ves)
Kàrlèèã (Care-lee-a)
                   One
                 ÈÕRÌÀ
Èòrìã Màlîñàì skipped down the cobblestone mitaani, mtaa humming...
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