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Just kusoma some of the Terminator nukuu through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!


Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash siku tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. wewe might get annoyed kwa it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
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posted by aldrine2016
Song tune: link

The V of Doom, indigo and blue,
It zooms in like a plane,
The S from Hell, like Satan's spell,
It looks like a bloodstream,

The VID stone mask, will make wewe gasp,
And you'll scream like a maniac,
Fabrica has a face that's black,
It's stare will make wewe very crack,
And wewe will surely fall on your back,
And it's eyes look like those of a cat, a cat, it's eyes look like those of a cat!

Klasky-Csupo's face is coco,
It's kinda like Spongebob's face,
DIC's Kid in kitanda is somewhat dread,
'Cause wewe get a creepy voice that said,
"DIC!" and it sounds just like a kid,
So wewe might as well run out your...
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 1) Fixing Teeth
1) Fixing Teeth
Number One-

Are wewe embarrassed of dental brace?

Well this how teeth were remodeled/fixed in 18th century


Number Two-

Looks like scene from "50 Shades Of Grey" but believe me they tried to treat Scoliosis


Number Three-

That's how doctor used to treat mentally ILL

(Bodies wrapped in sack like thing)


Number Four-

This lady posed for a photograph, displaying her artificial leg , but was too embarrassed to onyesha her face.

Number Five-

Before using anesthetics all wewe got for surgery from doctors, if got something at all, was a little ether


Number Six-

Back then it was an invalid cart


Number Seven-

Physical therapy looked totally different than now


Number Eight-

These cute babies were treated for winter rickets at an orphanage in 1925


Number Nine-

"Birthing Chair" looked quite terrible that days
 2) Scoliosis Treatment
2) Scoliosis Treatment
 3) Mentally ILL people
3) Mentally ILL people
 4) Artificial Leg
4) Artificial Leg
 5) Performing surgery
5) Performing surgery
 6) Wheel Chair of early 19th century
6) Wheel Chair of early 19th century
 7) Physical therapy
7) Physical therapy
 8) Winter Rickets treatment
8) Winter Rickets treatment
 9) Birthing chair
9) Birthing chair
posted by Seanthehedgehog

John, and Morris walked into the center of the village, where the cable car station was. Three Imperial Troop Transports stopped inayofuata to the station.

Stormtrooper 75: *Opens the back door*
Stormtrooper 62: *Pushes Barkley, Thomas, and Christianson out* Go. Into the cable car station.

Song: link

John & Morris: *Climbing a ladder to the roof of the cable car station*

They walked towards the edge, climbed over a fence, and waited for the cable car to songesha up.

Barkley: *With Thomas, and Christianson. Their hands are tied with rope as they are being moved to the cable car station kwa two...
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posted by Windrises
Of course there are several awesome voice actors, but my inayopendelewa is Tony Jay.

Tony jay did zaidi than voice acting. He was a singer and a live action actor. He played Lex Luthor's helper in Lois and Clark: The Adventures of Superman.

Despite having those other careers Tony is primarily known for being a voice actor. Tony often voiced antagonists. This is likely because of his evil sounding voice. Even when he sang he sounded like a villain. His evil voice was excellent for playing antagonists and I think he's the best at playing villains. Tony was awesome at playing pretty much every type of...
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My geekness for Freddy Krueger

My unhealthy obsession with online uandishi

The fact I’m Canadian

I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.

My pride in being Irish.

The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it

The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta shabiki fiction of mine

I hate Death metal, but yet I upendo Korn

I have almost EVERY Eminem album

I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler

I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).

I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes

I DON’T play hockey

I have NO Marafiki these days, I have no life outside this site

i have ADHD

I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit

I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.

I’m think I’m cool

The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
Here it is! The first episode of kobe, kasa Sandwich! Hope wewe enjoy viewing this as much as I enjoyed making it! It might not be as good as wewe were hoping, so feel free to provide criticism if wewe think it would improve the series.

And don't forget to leave suggestions in the comments! :)
 Summer Vacation is almost upon me.......
Summer Vacation is almost upon me.......
hujambo everybody, it's Deathding here once again, and I wanted to talk about an idea that I've had for quite a while now. The series will be called "*Insert Title Here*......In Laymen's Terms", which will basically be me reviewing anything wewe guys suggest, but in my usual comedic format.

This will not only let me find out about new things I didn't know about before, but hopefully provide some good analysis and kinda-sorta-not-really jokes along the way.

The most requested maoni will be what I review, which will be either a movie, video-game, TV show, again, anything. I don't care if it's Gatorade,...
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(NOTE: This entire makala is just a giant middle finger to the trolls who like medal-whoring their way to victory, and EVERYTHING in it was meant to be taken as a joke. We good? Alright. =D)

Hey everyone, it's Deathding here once again.... >:D

So I was pondering the other siku on what to do with my life and how I can get actual goddamn HUMANS to notice and like me. And then, I came up with the be-all end-all ultimate plan.....

LET'S GO TROLL SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY CLUB EVER! ^___^

Surely this won't get me banned, right? Now let me just visit my profaili really quick to see if I got a medal........
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 Let critics jiunge the competition! #FreeOurCritique
Let critics join the competition! #FreeOurCritique
So if wewe haven’t heard as of hivi karibuni times, there’s a plan to revive the old classic event on fanpop called Fanpop’s Got Talent, au FGT. This entire event if being organized kwa a great man kwa the jina la mtumiaji of Kuro_Hyou666, and I highly recommend wewe support him. Because of this man, users from all around fanpop can compete in an ultimate contest to be the best in a certain category.

Here are the categories as of right now: Haiku, Fanfiction, Singing, Dancing, and Drawing/Digital Art.

…...But what’s in for the critics out there? What about reviews? What about juu 10’s au Countdowns...
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posted by poulamikundu
Well, I have read many ‘Top10’ and ‘Top20’ makala here. Most of them revolve around topics like ‘Best Actor’, ‘Most Handsome Men’, ‘Prettiest Celebrities’, ‘Best Movies’, ‘Best anime Characters’, ‘Catchiest Songs’ and so on. After today’s science class in school, I thought to make another ‘Top10’ article, but on a totally different topic – juu 10 ENDANGERED ANIMALS.
So, here’s my juu 10 wanyama which are really awesome but unfortunately, are on the verge of being extinct.

#10. BLACK RHINOCEROS
I am not much fond of rhinos but this black one looks...
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added by shaneoohmac13
Pretend powers-
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard au a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako mermaids does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
wewe can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic au inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for kusoma this makala and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
 Let's do this.
Let's do this.
So my marvelous friend kwa the name of Kicksomebut23 just made an makala on this club about why arguments on the internet often lead to pointless and annoying scenarios, and I'm here to review it because she wanted me to.

Also, I'm sorry if I talk kind of weird because it's pretty difficult to commentate when someone's holding a kisu to your throat.

Kicksomebut23: KEEP GOING...... >:)

Jared: YES MASTER! D':

So uh, here wewe go?

"Yes, often on the internet, we have our ups and downs."

And our lefts, and our rights, and our diagonal up-lefts. XD

(I apologize for that.)

"Some people don't care for...
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>Introduction

Yes, often on the internet, we have our ups and downs. Some people don't care for arguing, some people like to argue, and some people try to avoid arguments. I do not like arguing because, I feel like it's not worth my time and unnecessary. In this discussion, I will interpret reasons why arguing on the internet is not good. I'm not trying to force anyone to stop arguing on the internet. This your decision,rather if wewe do right au wrong.




1.Forcing au Arguing About Opinions

What is the point of arguing au forcing an opinion continuously? Opinions are just feelings that do not...
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posted by Quincy8832
I made a new friend yesterday at my high school.His name is Anthony and we have some things in common which is great!
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the mitaani, mtaa from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!

Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.

wewe could also make a friend and maybe wewe have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right kwa you,if not at least wewe still see them au talk to them. :)