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Chapter Ten: Chelsea & Others
(I know this isn’t supposed to be Chelsea’s chapter, but since Chelsea and James broke up something is going to happen!)
By: moolah

    “I can’t do this anymore!” I screamed in his face, tears running down my face. “Stop yelling at me!” He yelled, a fist at his side. “It’s not helping anything!” Tori walked downstairs in her PJ’s and her eyes looking heavy. All the lights downstairs were on and Beth and David were trying to sleep, but I didn’t care. James had come back to the cabin, kibanda drunk again with hickey marks. “Guys, it’s…” She paused looking over at the clock. “2 o’ clock in the morning. Go to bed!” “I can’t if he’s going to sneak off again and go to the bar.” “Look, Chels, come with me, I’ll get wewe some soup, since your sick, and…” she looked at her phone, and started typing a number. “Babe, I need wewe to come down, grab Sam, please.” She smiled. “Love wewe too.” Sam and Laken came down the stairs, in their boxers, while Tori and I walked up the steps, She leaned in to give Laken a kiss. “Thanks baby.” “What do wewe need us to do?” he asked kissing her back. “Get James back on his rocker, please.” I was crying harder now. “I don’t want to deal with it, I don’t want it anymore.” I whispered, trying to deny the fact that I just alisema that. “She’s sick.” I heard Tori whisper, looking scared. We walked all the way up to the upstairs kitchen, and she sat me down on the couch. She turned on Nick @ Nite, where George Lopez was WHAPPAING his son. “Do wewe want Ella to come?” she asked, mixing the ‘Cup O’ Soup’ in the mug with a puppy on it. I shrugged, curling up into a ball. I heard a scream erupt from downstairs. “DUDE!!” Laken yelled. Tori sighed and grabbed her phone, dialing another number. Probably, Ella’s. “Ella, please come to the upstairs kitchen.” she paused. “I need your help with, Chels.” I was like a toy that was broken. Nobody could fix me. “K, thanks, El!”

The inayofuata morning…
    “Chelsea, wake up!” I heard a voice ring out. I was drowsy, but opened my eyes, to see Tori and Naomi standing in front of me. Laken was standing behind in his Spongebob Squarepants boxers, scratching his head, and pouring maziwa over his Lucky Charms. “Laken, tell her to wake up!” Tori said. “Wake up, Chels.” He alisema groggily. “I’m awake.” I groan, waiting for everyone to shut up. “Good, come on, we’re going to get mani-pedis with Ella.” Naomi says, grinning at herself, and looking at her nails. “I have to get dressed.” I say feeling the pain of my back, as I sit up. The kitanda was not the most comfortable place to fall asleep. Tori grins, pulling out skinny jeans that are a shocking color of blue and then an machungwa, chungwa t-shirt with a blue flamingo on it. She threw them at me with a happy look on her face. “Hurry up, sleeping beauty.” She alisema and snickered walking out of the room with Naomi with her. Laken walked out with his Lucky Charms and a cup of coffee. He looked like a sleepy brainwashed zombie and left without a word. I sighed shoving the pants over my legs and pulling the shati over my long blonde hair that looked like a rat’s nest. I went over to me and James’ room where there were bags strewn across the floor. I cringed, and grabbed my brush and brushed my hair out. Whenever I was finished, I added eyeliner then lip liner, and walked downstairs. James was sitting on the couch. The TV was turned on, but he wasn’t watching it. He was making out with a girl. She had black hair, and was wearing a tank top. A machungwa, chungwa one with the name “James’ girl” on the back. My tank top. I screamed. James pushed the girl away and looked at me. “I HATE YOU!” I spat, crying hysterically. “Chelsea!” He yelled. It was too late. I ran into the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and sliced, hard. I let the blood run out fast, until I finally fainted.

In the hospital (Tori’s P.O.V)…
    Laken held me against his chest, tightly, as I whimpered. She’d cut herself. She’d always been the goofy one who didn’t care what people thought au said. It was what the people she loved did that would cause her to do something this drastic. It was James. I cried harder, as I leaned farther into Laken’s chest. He put his hand in my hair, stroking it. But nothing could make me feel better. “Shh…” he whispered. “Sweetie.” I sighed, pulling away from him, leaning up to kiss him. He kissed my lips with full passion, and love. I let a few other tears fall, until I was exhausted. I wanted to go back in time, to whenever James was faithful, and Chelsea was in absolute upendo with him. I plopped down on the floor. Laken, sighed, trying to pull me up. I whined. I wanted to go back to the cabin, and get in kitanda with Laken, and sleep for 2 days. I wanted this to be over. Tyler walked over. “She ok, Lake?” He asked, with a coffee. “She’s tired.” He offered his best friend. Tyler was like my older brother. We were the love-you-like-a-brother and hate-you-like-a-sister relationship. “Do wewe want me to take her and Naomi home?” He asked. Laken said, “I’ll come with you.” Tyler smiled, grabbed Naomi’s hand. She was tired too. She hadn’t been crying but she’d been staring at the screen, until she slipped a few tears. Laken picked me up on his back. “Ella, we’ll be back in about 2 hours.” Ella nodded, looking up from the tissue on her lap. She was stretched on the couch, listening to the iPod that the nurse had aliyopewa her to listen too while we waited. “K, then when wewe come back, could me, Beth, David, and Zack go home? I’m bored here, waiting for the doctor to tell us the n-” Suddenly Dr. Haffen walked out with a chart. “People here for Chelsea?” he asked. I sighed. “Us.” I pointed to all of us, except James who was on the floor, trying to paper cut his lip. “I have some news for you.” He alisema looking at us seriously. Crap…I’m gonna hafta kill James…she’s dead! “She’s DEAD?!?” Beth screamed.

Comments…famsies.
CLIFFY HANGY HANGER!!
EEK…ready for the inayofuata chapter yet? I AM!!!
What do wewe think is wrong with her? Is she dead?
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(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and wewe want to confuse them. No laughing au anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my Marafiki do this a lot.


Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do wewe want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is wewe who is calling me. Ok, so what did wewe need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. wewe called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! wewe are the one who called me! Now i ask one zaidi time who are wewe and why did wewe call my at this...
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Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and wewe have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)


Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation kwa saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall au any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way wewe laugh as wewe wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt au Uncle. If wewe dare, hug them.
5. While passing a bila mpangilio stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...
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Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone wewe love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard au hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as wewe open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 dakika au so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring au your nails on the blackboard inayofuata time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. inayofuata tamasha wewe go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...
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