Welcome to The Weakest Link.
Here is a very simple little test comprised of four maswali to determine the level of your intellect.
Your majibu must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating au wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!
1: wewe are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in sekunde place.
In which position are wewe now?
Answer:
If wewe answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. wewe overtook the sekunde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.
For the inayofuata swali try not to be so dumb.
2 : If wewe overtake the last runner, what position are wewe now in?
Answer:
If wewe answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think about it...How can wewe over take the person coming last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is impossible!!
It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. wewe would make a good door-stop!!! Anyway, here's another to try, don't take any notes au use a calculator, and remember your majibu must be instantaneous.
3 : Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total ?
Answer:
5000??? Wrong again!!!!
The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator.
Today is clearly not your day!! Although wewe should manage to get the last swali right...
4 : Marie's father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????
Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...
Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG!!!!!
It's obviously Marie wewe ding-bat!!! Read the swali properly!!!!!
wewe are clearly the weakest link....GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here is a very simple little test comprised of four maswali to determine the level of your intellect.
Your majibu must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating au wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!
1: wewe are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in sekunde place.
In which position are wewe now?
Answer:
If wewe answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. wewe overtook the sekunde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.
For the inayofuata swali try not to be so dumb.
2 : If wewe overtake the last runner, what position are wewe now in?
Answer:
If wewe answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think about it...How can wewe over take the person coming last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is impossible!!
It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. wewe would make a good door-stop!!! Anyway, here's another to try, don't take any notes au use a calculator, and remember your majibu must be instantaneous.
3 : Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total ?
Answer:
5000??? Wrong again!!!!
The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator.
Today is clearly not your day!! Although wewe should manage to get the last swali right...
4 : Marie's father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????
Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...
Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG!!!!!
It's obviously Marie wewe ding-bat!!! Read the swali properly!!!!!
wewe are clearly the weakest link....GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, wewe haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
Helen Rowland
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Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, wewe haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
Helen Rowland
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. wewe order what wewe want, then when wewe see what the other fellow has, wewe wish wewe had ordered that.
Unknown
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner