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"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, alisema as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry muziki videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford mustang Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time inayopendelewa fast chakula restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out au dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!" I yelled, and ran out the door. Lauren ran after me, jumping in the car. I pushed the start button, and we revved down the road in a mgawanyiko, baidisha second.
A mustang Shelby GT500 can go up to 550 miles per hour. I took advantage of that ability, speeding down the road at a blazing 120 MPH! We zoomed down to the nearest Burger King, parking perfectly, if perfectly means over the white line and in-between two different parking spots.
We ran inside, giggling. "I can't believe that wewe got a $10 gift card to the best fast chakula place in the world!" I yelled happily as we went inside.
"Hey, have wewe ever heard of coneing?" Lauren asked. I knew what she was talking about. wewe go to the drive thru, order an Ice Cream cone, and pick it up upside-down and see the reaction of the people that give it to you! The idea was created kwa thecomputernerd01, the funniest person in the world!
"Heck yeah! We gonna go coneing after this?" I asked as we came up to the counter.
"Yeah!" She answered, high-fiving me.
"Welcome to Burger King. How may I take your order?" A man at the counter alisema in a depressing monotone.
"We want two waffles, two sodas, five boiled eggs, a bowl of nyanya soup, and two double cheeseburger kids meals. Boy's toy, please." I listed, mentioning everything that I was craving at the moment.
"And I want a Whopper Jr.!" Lauren included. The counter man stared in awe.
"Okay, not including the things we don't have, that's a total of $4.67," He began typing up the receipt.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa," I stopped him. "What do wewe mean 'things we don't have'?" He looked up at me again.
"We don't have waffles, boiled eggs, au soup. I'm sorry for the inconvenience." He alisema in an irritated, sarcastic tone. Lauren scoffed.
"Are wewe saying that wewe aren't going to satisfy your hungry customers that are willing to pay up to $10 for their food?" She asked, raising an eyebrow. The man stood, stuttering.
"That's what I thought," Lauren said. She gave the Gift Card to the man, and he gave us two small cups. I ran to the soda machine, Lauren behind me.
"I'm gonna make a suicide!" I declared, first filling my cup with a little bit of Sprite. I then added Rootbeer, Mountain Dew, a tiny bit of Diet Coke, and some Hi-C. Lauren got Coke.
I picked a straw and sat down, waiting for Lauren to bring the food.
"No nyanya soup, au waffles," Lauren explained. "And they didn't get us any boiled eggs, just scambled!"
"Good enough for me!" I exclaimed, opening up a bag of food. I pulled out a double cheeseburger, a package of fries, and an Iron Man toy.
"So did wewe hear about Josh's new Parody?" Lauren asked, referring to thecomputernerd01.
"Last Tuesday Night?" I asked. It was hilarious!
"Yep!" She answered. "Last Tuesday Night! Had a pizza with my friend, then he aliiba it from my hands."
"Whoa! Last Tuesday Night!"
We laughed, eating our burgers and fries.

After we finished our food, I drove my car out to the Drive Thru. There were two cars in front of us, A red minivan and a black Elantra. They moved forward, and the minivan drove off. We stopped in front of the speaker.
"Welcome to Burger King. How may I take your order?" A girl on the speaker greeted.
"Yeah, I'll have one vanilla ice cream cone," I answered.
"Is that all?" She asked. I looked at Lauren, and she shook her head as to onyesha that she didn't want anything.
"I would like a cow bell." I answered again, and there was a long pause. After a while, the girl told us that we spent $1.23 on our order. "Card," I said, and Lauren handed me her Burger King card.
We drove up to the first window, where we gave the girl our card ad she gave us a receipt.
"I have a question," I started.
"Yes?" She said.
"Do wewe like waffles?" I asked, and Lauren laughed.
"Yes," The girl chuckled, and we drove up to the inayofuata window to commence the coneing.
When we got there, a guy handed us the ice cream cone. I turned my hand over and picked it up kwa the ice cream instead of the cone. "No, don't pick it up like that!" The guy exclaimed. He began to laugh, and so did me and Lauren. I drove away, the melting ice cream dripping on my hand.
"Oh my God!" Lauren laughed. "I can't believe wewe actually did it!" I laughed with her, licking the melted ice cream that covered my free hand with stickiness.
"It's sticky!" I exclaimed. "I can't believe that Josh did this, like, ten times!"
We drove away, laughing.
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added by shaneoohmac13
So I wrote this because I have no life and I would like to have one. And if you're like me, welcome. While I teach wewe what to do in your spare time (or all the time, if you, like me, have no life), I'll be teaching myself, too. So really, I'm killing two birds with one stone here. Yay.

TEN THINGS TO DO IF wewe HAVE NO LIFE

1. Get a life

It's exactly what it means.

2. Get another life

This doesn't make sense but if wewe have no life, wewe know it does.

3. Eat Ben and Jerry's

Because, why not?

4. Don't do your homework

Because if wewe do it, you'll have a life. And if wewe have a life, then wewe wouldn't...
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added by ace2000
#1: TITANIC:
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?

#2: ARE wewe AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let wewe go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, wewe and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck wewe for being interested in things, wewe stupid bitch!

#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend? It's just...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Critic: So our story begins when they spot two children who, wewe guessed it, stopped caring.
Friend Bear: Hi. I'm Friend Bear, and this is Secret Bear. We're Care Bears. (both stand up and pose)
Jason: (in disgusted tone) What do wewe want?
Friend Bear: Only to be your friends.
NC (vo): Actually, I always wondered what counted as quote/unquote "Caring." I mean, if I'm ordering a pizza with a friend, is it like...
[Cuts to skit with two NCs talking to each other]
NC 1: Hey, what kind of toppings wewe want?
NC 2: Eh, I don't care. (In panicked tone) No, no, wait! I didn't mea- (sparkling effects sound...
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(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this makala even remotely seriously, then wewe probably aren't as smart as wewe think wewe are. Enjoy! XD)

"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf

The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good fanpop article! ^_^

(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)

First off, wewe need to think of a good title. Y'know,...
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Welcome to my complete character index! Basically, over the years I've made up a lot of either my own characters, au added existing ones from shows and whatnot for the sake of entertainment and imagination.

And in this one, you'll see all of them from A-Z, as well as their history. So without further ado, let's get this night off right!

AnimuLuvr21


First Appearance: A siku In The Life Of A fanpop User


(The character above is Konata Izumi from Lucky Star)

A character I made in one of my skit articles, and I do plan on using her in zaidi articles, as long as the context fits well.

Personality is...
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posted by TheMagicLoki
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new kobe, kasa sandwich, sandwichi this week. But I am uandishi this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.

1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought zaidi about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between sinema and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch sinema far zaidi often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.

I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city wewe might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make zaidi time for this in the future.
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude maoni to yourself. I hope wewe like it and please tell me what wewe think.
 10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
 9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
 8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
 7. Divine. upendo him au hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
 6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
 5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
 4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
 3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
 2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, upendo this guy!
2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
 1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I upendo upendo upendo this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in upendo with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
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I'm not saying this is a perfect movie.
But it's actually a surprisingly GOOD movie.

It starts off on On October 29, 1993 where the parents of Charlie Grimille record him as he is part of the SCHOOL PLAY.

During the play, Charlie is put on a fake noose, as part of the play. But suddenly the trap door opens, like wewe see in real noose sets, but it is soon revealed that this was NOT be part of the act. And Charlie is accidentally hung for real.

20 years later however, students at the same school resurrect the failed play as a misguided attempt to honor the accident.

A student named Reese Houser...
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1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper au self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)

2-The roots of education are uchungu, chungu but the matunda is sweet.
(Aristotle)

3-Education is the most powerful weapon which wewe can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)

4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)

5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)

6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)

7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming au seem polite. au he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, au worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear zaidi of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? au simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
posted by Canada24
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This is Lisa,(.) she is my friend. My mom and dad don't see her, so they say she is my imaginary friend. Lisa is a nice friend(.)
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Today I tried to plant a maua, ua in the yard. I tried to plant it kwa the Sandbox, but Lisa alisema that is where her daddy is sleeping, so I planted it in a cup of dirt.
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Lisa is at school with me today. I brot (Brought) her for onyesha and tell, but Mrs. Monroe got mad, because she can't see her. Lisa got sad, so she hid the Chalkboard eraser.
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Yesterday was my birthday party. Mommy bought pizza, but no one came. Lisa alisema people came to the porch and...
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posted by deathding
 Let's do this.
Let's do this.
-When I go off to a restaurant/store and the lines are longer than the amazon River

-When I'm hungry/thirsty but am too lazy to do anything about it

-Doing the same chores every siku of the week

-Waking up when I'm REALLY tired

-40% of the current generation for being senseless jerks with little to no knowledge of courtesy au grammar

-When someone spoils a movie I wanted to see

-When I bite my tongue/lip

-Random black-outs that interrupt EVERYTHING

-When I go somewhere just to find out that it's been closed for an hour

-Being forced to go somewhere when I REALLY don't want to

-School Days, both the anime...
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(I made this around two years zamani and never finished it so..... HERE wewe GO. XD)

(By the way, this was originally going to be a video so expect to see some *Insert Here* moments. :P Not that it matters, I doubt anyone will even read all this anyways but WHATEVER. ENJOY.)

Ah, Atari. A classic game company that made so many classic titles. Among those were some of my personal favorites, centipedes, centipede and Millipede. First off, Centipede, released in 1981, was a vertically oriented shoot em up classic designed kwa Ed Logg, who also made Super Breakout and co-developed the game Asteroids with Lyle Rains....
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posted by Canada24
#10: LUCY:
I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is.
Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind.
And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air.
leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!".
It's bad enough Hellsing Ultmate pulled that line..

#9: TWO AND A HALF MEN:
I upendo this show, but it become less and less maarufu after Charlie left. And the producers...
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