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1. Go outside, and if wewe see someone, take the bila mpangilio person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic kissing scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger kiti, kiti cha of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why mbwa only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to imba in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is all wet. Suck it up, stop crying!"

7. Sit outside, and read an old book, and keep yelling "DAMN YOU, SKIES! WHY IS IT SO FUCKING WET HERE!" when your pages get soaked.

8. Gather all the family electronics, and lay them out on the nyasi on the curb, and let them get all wet.

9. When the family sees say: "I told wewe that (baby sibling/cousin/hated younng person) was evil!

10. Sit on the corner at the sewer, and hold out an empty can of supu with a sign on it "Poor, and Wet," and hope wewe don't get kidnapped.

11. Tell everyone around wewe that rain actually signifies the zombie apocalypse and that the term "acid rain" actually means rain that turns wewe into a zombie. Then put your hand outside the door, au window, and walk like a zombie. (Basically, start a fun/play zombie apocalypse.)

12. Collect all the neighborhood cats/felines and place them outdoors to go insane.

13. Place an empty inflatable pool anywhere outside that wewe can, and watch it fill up. Then place your younger sibling/a friend's younger sibling in it and tell them to go swimming.

14. For any cooking that requires water, place the bowl with all other necessary ingredients in it, let the water fill up, and make somebody nasty baking!

15. Go to the local pool, and bang on the doors because wewe want them to open, because it's so hot outside and wewe need to cool off in the pool.

Also, let me tell wewe that these are in no way ethical, au moral and performing the listed actions onyesha a lacking in propriety and maturity. There's no reason to do any of these; they're just immature tactics to LAUGH at. Not attempt.
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1. Dial a bila mpangilio number and confuse the person who majibu kwa saying things like;
"Why did wewe call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up bila mpangilio statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a bila mpangilio makala like this.

4. At walmart au somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, au a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...
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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off wewe aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so wewe aren't the one stressed on birth control , wewe do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 dakika tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell wewe at what saa to be nyumbani when wewe in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than nyumbani as a teenager cause your parents...
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Hi! :)
Here are the juu ten to impress the guy wewe like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what wewe want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its zaidi important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my Marafiki heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she alisema thanks...
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When you're happy and wewe know it bomb Iraq
If wewe cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If wewe never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If wewe think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I upendo her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, au movie. Please maoni and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway
I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The swan Princess, Anastasia,...
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1. Cognitive Dissonance - the idea that when we hold two conflicting thoughts au beliefs, we unconsciously adjust to make one fit with the other. My social psychology professor gave an example of a student who values studying all the time, but patashika, longi off when it comes to their inayopendelewa televisheni show. So the student tells herself that watching the televisheni helps her study later when it really doesn’t. However, telling herself that helped her eased the anxiety.

2. Hallucinations are common - one third of people ripoti experiencing hallucination at some point in time. Similarly, normal people...
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101 things to do when your bored~
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1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If wewe live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some Marafiki along for company, au just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform...
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1.people excpect wewe to be good all the time and stay the same

2.Your Marafiki get jelious when wewe hang with other people.


3.more people then wewe think hate wewe and think your stuck up.


4.If your a mean maarufu person people might ditch you.


5.People talk about wewe behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.


6.The teachers know not to put wewe with your Marafiki because wewe talk to much.


7.You hang out with alot of people but zaidi then 90% of them are just hanging out with wewe because your popular.


8.If your a maarufu girl and wewe have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling wewe a slut.



9.If your a maarufu boy and wewe have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.



10.if wewe had a good friend and then wewe became maarufu they might stop hanging out with wewe because they think there not good enough.
I believe in my moyo that we shouldn't have to change au selves au stop following our dreams just for someones approval because this is our life and they have to live theirs if we have a dream that our moyo is at then we need to go after it and ignore those haters because they'll make wewe stronger.For example if wewe want to be a singer be a singer,If wewe want to be an Artist be an artist.If wewe want to be different and original than be original because wewe have to fulfill your dreams.If wewe stop because of haters ,you will never feel happy au complete and you'll let the hater win kwa giving...
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