1. Go outside, and if wewe see someone, take the bila mpangilio person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic kissing scene!"
2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"
3. In the pasanger kiti, kiti cha of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why mbwa only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.
4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"
5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to imba in the Rain.
6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is all wet. Suck it up, stop crying!"
7. Sit outside, and read an old book, and keep yelling "DAMN YOU, SKIES! WHY IS IT SO FUCKING WET HERE!" when your pages get soaked.
8. Gather all the family electronics, and lay them out on the nyasi on the curb, and let them get all wet.
9. When the family sees say: "I told wewe that (baby sibling/cousin/hated younng person) was evil!
10. Sit on the corner at the sewer, and hold out an empty can of supu with a sign on it "Poor, and Wet," and hope wewe don't get kidnapped.
11. Tell everyone around wewe that rain actually signifies the zombie apocalypse and that the term "acid rain" actually means rain that turns wewe into a zombie. Then put your hand outside the door, au window, and walk like a zombie. (Basically, start a fun/play zombie apocalypse.)
12. Collect all the neighborhood cats/felines and place them outdoors to go insane.
13. Place an empty inflatable pool anywhere outside that wewe can, and watch it fill up. Then place your younger sibling/a friend's younger sibling in it and tell them to go swimming.
14. For any cooking that requires water, place the bowl with all other necessary ingredients in it, let the water fill up, and make somebody nasty baking!
15. Go to the local pool, and bang on the doors because wewe want them to open, because it's so hot outside and wewe need to cool off in the pool.
Also, let me tell wewe that these are in no way ethical, au moral and performing the listed actions onyesha a lacking in propriety and maturity. There's no reason to do any of these; they're just immature tactics to LAUGH at. Not attempt.
Have a nice day!
2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"
3. In the pasanger kiti, kiti cha of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why mbwa only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.
4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"
5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to imba in the Rain.
6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is all wet. Suck it up, stop crying!"
7. Sit outside, and read an old book, and keep yelling "DAMN YOU, SKIES! WHY IS IT SO FUCKING WET HERE!" when your pages get soaked.
8. Gather all the family electronics, and lay them out on the nyasi on the curb, and let them get all wet.
9. When the family sees say: "I told wewe that (baby sibling/cousin/hated younng person) was evil!
10. Sit on the corner at the sewer, and hold out an empty can of supu with a sign on it "Poor, and Wet," and hope wewe don't get kidnapped.
11. Tell everyone around wewe that rain actually signifies the zombie apocalypse and that the term "acid rain" actually means rain that turns wewe into a zombie. Then put your hand outside the door, au window, and walk like a zombie. (Basically, start a fun/play zombie apocalypse.)
12. Collect all the neighborhood cats/felines and place them outdoors to go insane.
13. Place an empty inflatable pool anywhere outside that wewe can, and watch it fill up. Then place your younger sibling/a friend's younger sibling in it and tell them to go swimming.
14. For any cooking that requires water, place the bowl with all other necessary ingredients in it, let the water fill up, and make somebody nasty baking!
15. Go to the local pool, and bang on the doors because wewe want them to open, because it's so hot outside and wewe need to cool off in the pool.
Also, let me tell wewe that these are in no way ethical, au moral and performing the listed actions onyesha a lacking in propriety and maturity. There's no reason to do any of these; they're just immature tactics to LAUGH at. Not attempt.
Have a nice day!
Guyz!!1! Think about this 4 a moment!!!!!!!!1!
Wot if... THaSlimJim never was real??
Wot if he was actually kidnapped kwa aliens 1282839 years zamani and replaced our Prez w/ an alien PRETENDING to be the real SlimJim to fool us????????
Wot if they are just waiting for the siku to take over earth through ThaSlimJim with an army of Slim Jims??/?/?
Wot if ThaSlimJim was behind the whole moon landing???
Wot if we are all figments of imagination created kwa slim jims????
Wot if the origin of all weebs was bc of ThaSlimJim?????
Wot if... wot if this entire meme is a lie???!!?
WOT IF THIS ENTIRE makala IS A LIE!!!1/??
WOT IF-
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Wot if... THaSlimJim never was real??
Wot if he was actually kidnapped kwa aliens 1282839 years zamani and replaced our Prez w/ an alien PRETENDING to be the real SlimJim to fool us????????
Wot if they are just waiting for the siku to take over earth through ThaSlimJim with an army of Slim Jims??/?/?
Wot if ThaSlimJim was behind the whole moon landing???
Wot if we are all figments of imagination created kwa slim jims????
Wot if the origin of all weebs was bc of ThaSlimJim?????
Wot if... wot if this entire meme is a lie???!!?
WOT IF THIS ENTIRE makala IS A LIE!!!1/??
WOT IF-
:v
Frozen fever starts off with Elsa deciding what to put on juu of Anna's birthday cake. After she dose that she finds Olaf eating her ice cream cake. So she leaves Kristoff in charge. Than she tries to wake Anna up and get her ready for the party. Anna soon discovers that somehow got a COLD even when she lived in a ICE ngome for half of Frozen. And than she starts sneezing and dose not notice that every time she sneezes she poofs up bila mpangilio snowmen that for some reason never melt.
And that was Olaf playing with the sneezed up snow monsters. And as Elsa gets zaidi sick she still tells Anna that she is fine, but proves other wise when she starts uigizaji like a drunk. When they both end up at the party while trying to get Elsa to kitanda they find out that thanks to Olaf,Kristoff and the snow monster the party didn't turn out so bad. So over all I have got to say it was a pretty good short the best I have seen for a long time. And so I rate it a 100/100
And that was Olaf playing with the sneezed up snow monsters. And as Elsa gets zaidi sick she still tells Anna that she is fine, but proves other wise when she starts uigizaji like a drunk. When they both end up at the party while trying to get Elsa to kitanda they find out that thanks to Olaf,Kristoff and the snow monster the party didn't turn out so bad. So over all I have got to say it was a pretty good short the best I have seen for a long time. And so I rate it a 100/100
Carving The Turkey
It is really quite a sight,
I know he tries his hardest,
But he never does it right.
He makes a fancy onyesha of it,
Before he starts to carve,
And stabs in all directions,
While we're certain that we'll starve.
He seems to take forever,
As we sit and shake our heads,
kwa the time he's finished slicing,
He's reduced the birds to shreds.
He yells as loud as thunder,
Just before he's finally through
For when Daddy carves the turkey,
Daddy carves his finger too!
