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1. ಥ_ಥ

2. ಠ_ಠ

3. Q(^.^Q) (Winner)

4. ~<>" (Mouse)

5. [¬º-°]¬ (Zombie attack)

6. (ô ô) (Surprise)

7. fO_o (Scratching head)

8. c):{) (Smiling Cowboy)

9. (9ò_ó)=@ (Throwing a punch)

10. b(~_^)d, d-(^_^)-b, (b^_^)b (Thumbs up)

11. q(-_-)p (Thumbs down)

12. (ρ_-)o (Tired/Rubbing eyes)

13. ø(._.<) (Writing)

15. -_-*,,|, (*sigh* Middle finger)

16. \m/ |>_<| \m/ (ROCK ON!!)

17. ~(O_O)~ au ~(O_o)~ (Flying spaghetti, tambi Monster)

18. ಠ_ಠ ಥ_ಥ (Staring eyes/Crying eyes)

19. \(O.0)/ (I don't know!)

20. ()xxxx{======> Sword

21. ¯\(º o)/¯ (Shrug)

22. @_'-' (Snail)

23. <=O=(^^^)=O=> (Plane)

24. (x(x_(X_x(O_o)x_x)_X)x) (Alive among zombies)

25. (( ^(*o*^) )) (Earthquake!)

26. キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!!!! (This big!/Big hug)

27. ♪┏(・o・)┛♪┗ ( ・o・) ┓♪┏ ( ) ┛♪┗ (・o・ ) ┓♪┏(・o・)┛♪ (Happy dancing)

28. \|  ̄ヘ ̄|/_______θ☆( *o*)/ (Kick)

29. ε=ε=ε=┌(;*´Д`)ノ (Running)

30.
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posted by FlufflyHands
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Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)

1. Resort the medicine aisle

2. Run around like an idiot until wewe are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot

3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store

4. Take the magazines wewe see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and...
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posted by OmegaLeader
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(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and wewe want to confuse them. No laughing au anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my Marafiki do this a lot.


Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do wewe want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is wewe who is calling me. Ok, so what did wewe need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. wewe called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! wewe are the one who called me! Now i ask one zaidi time who are wewe and why did wewe call my at this...
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Haha, Some Funny Things To Do While Class Is Going On.. :D

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1) Bring some vitabu to class and read them instead of paying attention au doing any work.

2) Walk around class begging for spare change.

3) Chew on your arm until someone notices.

4) Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back.

5) After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!"

6) Lick yourself clean like a cat does.

7) After the teacher has explained something, say "Quite right, old bean" in the typical old english style.

8) Sing your questions...
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Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If wewe consider it a sport to gather your chakula kwa drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all siku hoping that the chakula will swim by, wewe might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each mwaka because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, wewe might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through April, wewe might live in Michigan .

If wewe instinctively walk like a penguin, auk for five months out of the year, wewe might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...
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posted by Hinata-Snow
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I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. wewe will never find anybody who can give wewe a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell wewe that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling wewe that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed kwa the federal government is entertainment.
5. wewe should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests wewe think she's pregnant unless wewe can see an...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Solve the puzzles kwa saying them out loud, over and over, faster and faster, repeating the phrase, until wewe "hear" the answer.

Example: LAWN SAND JEALOUS (place) Answer: Los Angeles

1. SHOCK CUSSED TOE (person)

2. SAND TACKLE LAWS (fictional character)

3. MY GULCH HOARD UN (person)

4. MOW BEAD HICK (book)

5. TALL MISCHIEF HER SUN (person)

6. CHICK HE TUB AN AN US (product)

7. THOUGH TIGHT AN HICK (thing)

8. AISLE OH VIEW (phrase)

9. TUB RAID HEAP HUNCH (TV show)

10. CARESS TROUGHER CLUMP US (person)

11. DOCKED hearse WHOSE (person)

12. THUMB ILL KEY WAKE OWL LICKS HE (place)

13. AGE ANT HUB BLOWS HEAVEN...
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posted by gossipgirlxoxo
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1.When your roommate comes in, pretend that wewe are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After wewe hang up, say "That was your mom She alisema she’d call back".

2.Buy a jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.

3.Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

4.Keep a tarantula in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the tarantula. If your roommate asks, say “Oh, he’s…… around here somewhere….

5.Shoot rubber bands...
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