juu 11 things to do when your house is on fire


1) Drink cool water from fridge because after a while everything will burn down.
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2)Time to try out the newest bikini wewe bought as it is going to be hot with moto and all wewe know.
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3)Don’t forget to take your phone charger and laptop when wewe start running out of house.
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4)Update status on Fb thar your house is on moto with picture of your house: A formula which will make wewe super maarufu
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5)Give miss calls to your relatives and when they call back tell them about moto and ask them to bring some food.
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6)Buy water pouches to put off moto till moto ambulance, magari ya wagonjwa comes. Don;t be stingy its Your HOUSE BURNING TO ASHES.
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7)Dance crazily and no one will call wewe mad this time.
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8)Perfect time to read a newspaper. wewe can see clearly since moto is also a natural souce of light.
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9)Cry loudly because all your assignments which were to be imewasilishwa and almost done got burned.
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10)Browse for stores with discounts since all your clothes got burned. wewe need atleast some branded stuff to wear.
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11)Take shots and video of your house and sell it to media ppl and make some money