FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat au drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why wewe have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail wewe out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting inayofuata to wewe sayin "DAMN!"were screwed"!
FRIENDS: Have never seen wewe cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else wewe cried...just laugh about it with wewe in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks wewe to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has wewe on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave wewe behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: wewe have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
A friend helps wewe when wewe fall;
a best friend says "Walk much,stupid?"
A friend gives wewe their umbrella when it rains;
a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, wewe IDIOT, RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected;
a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're not interested, isn't it?"
A friend will bail wewe out of jail;
a best friend will be in the room inayofuata to wewe saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
A good friend helps wewe when wewe fall.
A best friend laughs and trips wewe again.
FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the hell out of him/her kwa threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend
FRIENDS: Will say wewe can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made wewe cry
FRIENDS: Will help wewe move
BESTFRIENDS: Will help wewe songesha a dead body
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with wewe on movie night
BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare wewe and himself/herself in the process
FRIENDS: comfort wewe when wewe fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt
FRIENDS: tell wewe to forget it when wewe say wewe want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: best Marafiki are the ones getting fined kwa the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when wewe make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your but and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a moto engine
FRIENDS: don't see wewe if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in kitanda under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS: call wewe retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S pickle TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
disclaimer: i DO NOT own this found it on someones profile
and if wewe cant really see the words in the picture here they are
"the days were so crazy.........
that people think were high
and days were so bored..........
we laugh so hard we cry!
all the inside jokes.....
and sayin "remeber when"
"just some resons"
well always be bestfriends♥♥♥♥
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why wewe have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail wewe out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting inayofuata to wewe sayin "DAMN!"were screwed"!
FRIENDS: Have never seen wewe cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else wewe cried...just laugh about it with wewe in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks wewe to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has wewe on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave wewe behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: wewe have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
A friend helps wewe when wewe fall;
a best friend says "Walk much,stupid?"
A friend gives wewe their umbrella when it rains;
a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, wewe IDIOT, RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected;
a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're not interested, isn't it?"
A friend will bail wewe out of jail;
a best friend will be in the room inayofuata to wewe saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
A good friend helps wewe when wewe fall.
A best friend laughs and trips wewe again.
FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the hell out of him/her kwa threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend
FRIENDS: Will say wewe can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made wewe cry
FRIENDS: Will help wewe move
BESTFRIENDS: Will help wewe songesha a dead body
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with wewe on movie night
BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare wewe and himself/herself in the process
FRIENDS: comfort wewe when wewe fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt
FRIENDS: tell wewe to forget it when wewe say wewe want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: best Marafiki are the ones getting fined kwa the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when wewe make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your but and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a moto engine
FRIENDS: don't see wewe if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in kitanda under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS: call wewe retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S pickle TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
disclaimer: i DO NOT own this found it on someones profile
and if wewe cant really see the words in the picture here they are
"the days were so crazy.........
that people think were high
and days were so bored..........
we laugh so hard we cry!
all the inside jokes.....
and sayin "remeber when"
"just some resons"
well always be bestfriends♥♥♥♥
1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.
2) Every five dakika yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time wewe see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that wewe are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that wewe are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure wewe dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
2) Every five dakika yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time wewe see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that wewe are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that wewe are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure wewe dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
1.You abuse our upendo wewe lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we upendo him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our upendo is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we upendo be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape au form.
6.Guys wewe should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with wewe (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly upendo we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When wewe (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
2.When we find the right guy we upendo him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our upendo is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we upendo be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape au form.
6.Guys wewe should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with wewe (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly upendo we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When wewe (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just kusoma some of the Terminator nukuu through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash siku tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. wewe might get annoyed kwa it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash siku tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. wewe might get annoyed kwa it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.