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posted by Me_Iz_Here
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, au being a creep, wewe will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks wewe can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell wewe where I fucking live so we can fuck bila mpangilio strangers.

Stranger: wewe like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: wewe ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, au copy everything they say.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Marafiki live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I alisema last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick punda with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes...
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Source: edited kwa me
posted by craig3606
 The mbwa mwitu Pack
The Wolf Pack
In Africa there has been a experiment on Mbwa mwitu loups being transitioned to living in the jungle. There has been some Mbwa mwitu loups that have been shot with a vaccine from when they were cubs and then released into the Wild as they became older. The vaccine was designed to make the Mbwa mwitu loups body temperature withstand Africa’s. Stryder, Winter and Kron was left behind with five cubs after the Hyenas attacked their pack, Bitow, Dex, Gomah, Stray and including Stryder and Winter’s own cub Rosey. Stryder was the Alpha and Winter was the Omaga. If it wasn’t for the Elephants interrupting the fight none of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little gppony, pony shabiki fiction. If wewe do not like colorful farasi with the ability to speak, run for your life.



Song: link
 This shabiki fiction was created in association with...
This shabiki fiction was created in association with...

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten zaidi popular.

Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966

Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*

Song (Start at 0:57): link

Guy: *Walks...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. wewe can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 11: Where Have wewe Been?

David: *Walks into the dining room from the kitchen*
Kevin: *Walks in with Liam*
David: hujambo wewe two.
Kevin: Hi. *Sits down with Liam*
David: wewe guys were here yesterday, right?
Liam: Yes. Why?
David: I don't know why, but it feels like you...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little gppony, pony shabiki fiction. If wewe don't like talking farasi that come in different colors, please run for your life.


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

At a classic car onyesha in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting kwa his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting kwa his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, au wewe will be killed kwa a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A green 1970 Ford mustang was going through Watkins Glen

Commander Kane: *Standing inayofuata to two men* Thanks for letting us rent your track. Johnny wanted to test out his new set of wheels.
Man 53: Anytime.
Man 95: If he used that mustang in Nascar, he'd probably win. He set some good times so far.
Johnny: *Stops at the finish line*
Commander Kane: wewe done?!
Johnny: Yeah! Let's go home!
Commander Kane: Everything's already been paid for?
Man 53: Yeah. wewe two have a good one.

Back in Langley, Johnny had an idea.

Johnny: *Has his watch connected to a computer*
Commander Kane: *Walks into the room* What...
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Source: Sweet upigaji picha shabiki art kwa me - KanonKyu
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool papa movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..


#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..


#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..


#2: MOST Goosebumps EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..


#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion au something.. That face image fucked me up..
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posted by Windrises
Several of my inayopendelewa fictional characters are great alone, but others need a another good character to balance things out. This orodha is about the 5 duos that I like the most. I hope wewe read it and enjoy the list.

5. the Black Snow Princess and Megumi (Accel World)

Accel World is a anime show. The Black Snow Princess (Kuroyukihime) is the main female character and Megumi is her best friend. The 2 of them have a heartwarming and adorable friendship. The 18th episode is focused on them and it's easily my inayopendelewa episode. In that episode it's reveled how much they mean to each other. I'm not...
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