I never really had a life as a kid, I was brought up to lead and to fight, I was never allowed to play with little toy trains au dolls. I learned to shoot with a large combat bunduki rather than a bb gun, I learned swordsmanship with a live blade, not a wooden one, au even a stick when I was really young.
As a result of my lack of childhood and my desire to get it back, I met a young boy kwa the name of Jitsa, he was 8, he loved going out in the woods and hunting with his bb gun, he loved going nyumbani afterwards and playing with his little electric trains. I would play with him, though I brought the only gun I had when hunting, a large bolt action sniper bunduki with a 4000 Bintsu scope (About $1000) that dates back to when I was only 15 commanding the 800 mwaka war.
I was in the woods with Jitsa, his mother allowing me to go with him, and we where hiding up in a mti waiting for some game to come along. Jitsa saw a deer before I did and fired his little bb gun at it, the deer was startled and tried to run, I still used my experience as a sniper in the 800 mwaka war to shoot it before it could get any further. It was dead, I loaded another bullet just to look epic and Jitsa did the same.
We climbed down and walked over to the deer. "Looks like chajio, chakula cha jioni tonight, do wewe think wewe can skin it for me later on Chema-keji?" Jitsa said.
"Sure, I can cook it too, we can invite both our families and have chajio, chakula cha jioni together at my place." I said.
"Would wewe really do that?" Jitsa alisema excitedly.
"Yes, I can include plenty of mkate and some soda to boot." I alisema in reply.
Suddenly the forest was filled with fog, Jitsa and I fell silent as we noticed the trees start to stretch, they suddenly became taller and thinner. I looked ahead and there was a man in a strange looking suit, he had to be at least 15 feet tall. I raised my bunduki as he walked nearer. I fired the bunduki and that didn't seems to phase him, he stretched his arms out just as I could see his face...or lack thereof. It was a blur, as though I where looking at it though a dirty glass and I could make out no features. He grabbed Jitsa and pulled him in, I got up and drew my kisu then suddenly he disappeared...with Jitsa. The forest returned to normal, except for me. I fell to my knees and started to cry.
As a result of my lack of childhood and my desire to get it back, I met a young boy kwa the name of Jitsa, he was 8, he loved going out in the woods and hunting with his bb gun, he loved going nyumbani afterwards and playing with his little electric trains. I would play with him, though I brought the only gun I had when hunting, a large bolt action sniper bunduki with a 4000 Bintsu scope (About $1000) that dates back to when I was only 15 commanding the 800 mwaka war.
I was in the woods with Jitsa, his mother allowing me to go with him, and we where hiding up in a mti waiting for some game to come along. Jitsa saw a deer before I did and fired his little bb gun at it, the deer was startled and tried to run, I still used my experience as a sniper in the 800 mwaka war to shoot it before it could get any further. It was dead, I loaded another bullet just to look epic and Jitsa did the same.
We climbed down and walked over to the deer. "Looks like chajio, chakula cha jioni tonight, do wewe think wewe can skin it for me later on Chema-keji?" Jitsa said.
"Sure, I can cook it too, we can invite both our families and have chajio, chakula cha jioni together at my place." I said.
"Would wewe really do that?" Jitsa alisema excitedly.
"Yes, I can include plenty of mkate and some soda to boot." I alisema in reply.
Suddenly the forest was filled with fog, Jitsa and I fell silent as we noticed the trees start to stretch, they suddenly became taller and thinner. I looked ahead and there was a man in a strange looking suit, he had to be at least 15 feet tall. I raised my bunduki as he walked nearer. I fired the bunduki and that didn't seems to phase him, he stretched his arms out just as I could see his face...or lack thereof. It was a blur, as though I where looking at it though a dirty glass and I could make out no features. He grabbed Jitsa and pulled him in, I got up and drew my kisu then suddenly he disappeared...with Jitsa. The forest returned to normal, except for me. I fell to my knees and started to cry.
Ask who died every twenty minutes
Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"
Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"
Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"
Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh
Tap the person in front of wewe then look away when they turn around
Say wewe have a sixth since where wewe can see dead people
Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"
Tell someone that the funiral was fun and wewe should do it again sometime
If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"
Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!
Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"
Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"
Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"
Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh
Tap the person in front of wewe then look away when they turn around
Say wewe have a sixth since where wewe can see dead people
Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"
Tell someone that the funiral was fun and wewe should do it again sometime
If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"
Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!
Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
Dear Mark,
I wish I could say sorry au upendo wewe more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave wewe with my ring and this last letter.
I have Lost myself and don't try to call me au come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to wewe and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if wewe let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and wewe too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
wewe will have your own life, everything wewe wanted with you.
wewe will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm kitanda when your old, knowing that wewe did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I upendo you, I upendo wewe so much...
~Reah
I wish I could say sorry au upendo wewe more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave wewe with my ring and this last letter.
I have Lost myself and don't try to call me au come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to wewe and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if wewe let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and wewe too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
wewe will have your own life, everything wewe wanted with you.
wewe will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm kitanda when your old, knowing that wewe did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I upendo you, I upendo wewe so much...
~Reah