These are real phobias:

Trichopathophobia - Fear of hair.

Peladophobia - Fear of bald people.

Melophobia - Fear of music.

Lachanophobia - Fear of vegetables.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words (can wewe even pronounce that word?)

Arachibutyrophobia - Fear of karanga siagi getting stuck to the roof of your mouth.

Unatractiphobia - Fear of ugly people.

Dromophobia - Fear of crossing the road.

Pogonophobia - Fear of beards.

Linonophobia - Fear of string.

Do wewe have a phobia of any of these?