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posted by selenagomezfan7
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50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten dakika intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people wewe can get to jiunge in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department kwa sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as wewe see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially in thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen wewe in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. songesha "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from kitanda and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what wewe can "catch" from the other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if wewe need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't wewe people just leave me alone?"

30. When two au three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do wewe have any Shnerples here?"

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys kwa setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. b 33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. Hold indoor shopping gari races.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, "Would wewe be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet chakula aisle, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

46. When someone steps away from their gari to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until wewe get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a chakula court, buy a soft drink; explain that wewe don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
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Edward wasn't a school today, too sunny, I'm guessing. The Cullens are probably out hunting. Charlie had alisema that where the Cullens "hike" is filled with bears. I'm pretty sure that they are hunting somewhere else today, so I would like to see how it looks up there. I pulled on some hiking boots and got in my truck.
Eventually I reached the place. I was standing on the side of a small cliff. I found a few kubeba prints, and started to wander why I came here in the first place. There was a forest to my left, and it was filled with...
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The Starra launched herself at me. I wailed for help. A Lightopian ship flew overhead, and out came four Lightopians.
"Well, well." The one in front chuckled. "What do we have here?"
"Attacking our young ones, is that it?" alisema another.
"Shut your trap, Snipps!"
The Starra gasped.
"Umm..." Her tail twitched nervously. I smiled.
"GET HER!"
I kicked the Starra off of me. She landed with a loud thud. The other Lightopians swarmed around her with furious yowls. Blood and fur, manyoya flew. Suddenly, I saw a small shape flee. I tried pinning her down, but missed. She took off into the air. The other four followed. I watched as fur, manyoya flew in the sky, before the Starra went down. The Lightopians came to see if I was okay, and took me away.

Starra's POV-
I opened my eyes, and felt blood trickling down my fur. I growled in frustration. "I can't believe I let myself be taken down..." I grumbled, "Those Lightopians will rue the siku the messed with the daughter of the top-trained Starra leader!"
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You know, I've always been one to root for humanity, despite being kicked in the nuts kwa life on zaidi than just one, and despite being somewhat of a people's person that would go out of his way to make sure other people had a smile on their faces and could get up the inayofuata siku like "Bring it the fuck on life". Naturally, I'm just that person.

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