1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"
2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar wewe grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something au someone
3. Go up to a bila mpangilio person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say
4. Laugh randomly
5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki bila mpangilio noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up
6. If your near a kisima, chemchemi run to it and start splashing in it
7. If your mom starts nagging to wewe in public about the this your doing (like the things above :3) scream "Stop Nagging me woman" au say "Jeez! Who do wewe think wewe are? My mother?!" whatever wewe like best out loud so everyone around can hear
8. Go up to people and say "Oh my gosh! Your the guy who aliiba my donut the other day!" and start throwing a fit
9. If your in dollar tree, au whatever dollar store go up to an employee and say "gosh! Your prices are so high! Drop them down at least a buck!"
10. Retend that the place your in is being bombed and run around in circles screaming "were all going to die!!"
11. If your at toys r us, au any toy store starting taking toys out of boxes and playing with them, when they yell at wewe say "I'm just testing them to see if they work!"
12. If your at the grocery store, take the chakula out of the boxes and when wewe get yelled at after eati g them say "I'm just making sure the chakula isn't poisoned!"
13. If wewe go into a pet store, take the pets out of their cages, and let them run around
14. If someones giving free samples go up to them, take something, then keep going up to them and try to convince them that wewe were never their and try to get as much chakula au drinks as possible
15. Bring a sharpie, and pretend everything is a coloring book
16. If it's december and theirs a Santa, sit on his lap and and yell out "imposster! This guys not santa!"
17. Try to fly
18. Pretend wewe broke all your Bones in your body,be a pain
19. Ask people what the storyof the "birds and the bees" is even if wewe know
20. If your at the mall, whenever wewe pass a store your parent/s want to go into say "gosh! That stores lame! Let's go somewhere else!" and see their reaction
21. bring chakula and offer it to small children, see the parents reaction
22. Go to a kufunga chakula restaurant (mcdonalds, subway, etc) order a feast then when they ask wewe to pay say "excuse me?! But as police man/woman I have a right to get chakula for free!"
23. Order a whooper at mcdonalds au chicken selects at burger king, see their reaction... Then keep bothering to them to get wewe the order, once wewe get it, Ruhr in front of them say "this is crap" and throw the chakula away
24. Buz around peoples heads and pretend your a bee kwa backing up into the and pretending to sting them
25. Break displays and look innocent and act innocent and say "oops, I fell" then skip out the door
2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar wewe grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something au someone
3. Go up to a bila mpangilio person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say
4. Laugh randomly
5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki bila mpangilio noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up
6. If your near a kisima, chemchemi run to it and start splashing in it
7. If your mom starts nagging to wewe in public about the this your doing (like the things above :3) scream "Stop Nagging me woman" au say "Jeez! Who do wewe think wewe are? My mother?!" whatever wewe like best out loud so everyone around can hear
8. Go up to people and say "Oh my gosh! Your the guy who aliiba my donut the other day!" and start throwing a fit
9. If your in dollar tree, au whatever dollar store go up to an employee and say "gosh! Your prices are so high! Drop them down at least a buck!"
10. Retend that the place your in is being bombed and run around in circles screaming "were all going to die!!"
11. If your at toys r us, au any toy store starting taking toys out of boxes and playing with them, when they yell at wewe say "I'm just testing them to see if they work!"
12. If your at the grocery store, take the chakula out of the boxes and when wewe get yelled at after eati g them say "I'm just making sure the chakula isn't poisoned!"
13. If wewe go into a pet store, take the pets out of their cages, and let them run around
14. If someones giving free samples go up to them, take something, then keep going up to them and try to convince them that wewe were never their and try to get as much chakula au drinks as possible
15. Bring a sharpie, and pretend everything is a coloring book
16. If it's december and theirs a Santa, sit on his lap and and yell out "imposster! This guys not santa!"
17. Try to fly
18. Pretend wewe broke all your Bones in your body,be a pain
19. Ask people what the storyof the "birds and the bees" is even if wewe know
20. If your at the mall, whenever wewe pass a store your parent/s want to go into say "gosh! That stores lame! Let's go somewhere else!" and see their reaction
21. bring chakula and offer it to small children, see the parents reaction
22. Go to a kufunga chakula restaurant (mcdonalds, subway, etc) order a feast then when they ask wewe to pay say "excuse me?! But as police man/woman I have a right to get chakula for free!"
23. Order a whooper at mcdonalds au chicken selects at burger king, see their reaction... Then keep bothering to them to get wewe the order, once wewe get it, Ruhr in front of them say "this is crap" and throw the chakula away
24. Buz around peoples heads and pretend your a bee kwa backing up into the and pretending to sting them
25. Break displays and look innocent and act innocent and say "oops, I fell" then skip out the door
1.Stand kwa one of the doors au elevators and recite Shakespeare.
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on juu of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks kwa say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a sandwich, sandwichi sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair inayofuata to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on juu of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks kwa say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a sandwich, sandwichi sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair inayofuata to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."
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OMG ITS THE FIRSTT EPISOE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
IF YOUR WONDERING I ATE TONS AN TONS OF SUGER TODAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Now todays topic is....MUSIC!
Today i will be talking about MUSIC!
Well GIR and the doom song is a big hit its on the juu 100's isn't that amazing!
Another person i like is Marilyn Manson!
I like is Skillet!
Now lets talk about a thing i wrote!
Pokemon Pick Peaches!
Well thats it with todays episode of the calliope channel and enjoy the bila mpangilio picture i posted!
SEEEE YA
The End
Ok time to start!
6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives wewe something to look mbele to."
The End
6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives wewe something to look mbele to."
The End
-if wewe upendo anime and Twilight,
then wewe are going to upendo this!
-They are making an anime series of the saga!
zaidi and zaidi the rumor of an anime Twilight onyesha is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight anime until 2013!
Sent in kwa (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress
1 Round & Round Selena Gomez
2 Lady GAGA Bad Romance
3 Jonas Brothers BB Good
4 Taylor mwepesi, teleka Mine
5 Ashley Tisdale Be Good To Me
6 Miley Cyrus 7 Things
7 Jonas Brothers L.A Baby
8 drake kengele Our upendo
9 Selena Gomez A mwaka Without Rain
10 Demi Lovato Remember December
11 Miranda Cosgrove Party
12 Demi Lovato Here We Go AGAIN
13 justin BIEBER BABY
14 drake kengele Shades Of Gray
15 Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
16 drake kengele I Know
17 Selly Gomez Naturally
18 Taylor mwepesi, teleka upendo Story
19 Justin Bieber U Smile
20 My Friend Antis Song Called Just Me
21 Camp Rock We Rock
22 drake kengele I Found A Way
23 Demi Lovato Catch Me
24 Demi Lovato Got Dynamite
25 Jonas Brothers Lovebug
2 Lady GAGA Bad Romance
3 Jonas Brothers BB Good
4 Taylor mwepesi, teleka Mine
5 Ashley Tisdale Be Good To Me
6 Miley Cyrus 7 Things
7 Jonas Brothers L.A Baby
8 drake kengele Our upendo
9 Selena Gomez A mwaka Without Rain
10 Demi Lovato Remember December
11 Miranda Cosgrove Party
12 Demi Lovato Here We Go AGAIN
13 justin BIEBER BABY
14 drake kengele Shades Of Gray
15 Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
16 drake kengele I Know
17 Selly Gomez Naturally
18 Taylor mwepesi, teleka upendo Story
19 Justin Bieber U Smile
20 My Friend Antis Song Called Just Me
21 Camp Rock We Rock
22 drake kengele I Found A Way
23 Demi Lovato Catch Me
24 Demi Lovato Got Dynamite
25 Jonas Brothers Lovebug
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when wewe hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when wewe hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
Dear Mark,
I wish I could say sorry au upendo wewe more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave wewe with my ring and this last letter.
I have Lost myself and don't try to call me au come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to wewe and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if wewe let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and wewe too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
wewe will have your own life, everything wewe wanted with you.
wewe will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm kitanda when your old, knowing that wewe did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I upendo you, I upendo wewe so much...
~Reah
I wish I could say sorry au upendo wewe more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave wewe with my ring and this last letter.
I have Lost myself and don't try to call me au come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to wewe and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if wewe let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and wewe too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
wewe will have your own life, everything wewe wanted with you.
wewe will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm kitanda when your old, knowing that wewe did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I upendo you, I upendo wewe so much...
~Reah