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posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar wewe grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something au someone

3. Go up to a bila mpangilio person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki bila mpangilio noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a kisima, chemchemi run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to wewe in public about the this your doing (like the things above :3) scream "Stop Nagging me woman" au say "Jeez! Who do wewe think wewe are? My mother?!" whatever wewe like best out loud so everyone around can hear

8. Go up to people and say "Oh my gosh! Your the guy who aliiba my donut the other day!" and start throwing a fit

9. If your in dollar tree, au whatever dollar store go up to an employee and say "gosh! Your prices are so high! Drop them down at least a buck!"

10. Retend that the place your in is being bombed and run around in circles screaming "were all going to die!!"

11. If your at toys r us, au any toy store starting taking toys out of boxes and playing with them, when they yell at wewe say "I'm just testing them to see if they work!"

12. If your at the grocery store, take the chakula out of the boxes and when wewe get yelled at after eati g them say "I'm just making sure the chakula isn't poisoned!"

13. If wewe go into a pet store, take the pets out of their cages, and let them run around

14. If someones giving free samples go up to them, take something, then keep going up to them and try to convince them that wewe were never their and try to get as much chakula au drinks as possible

15. Bring a sharpie, and pretend everything is a coloring book

16. If it's december and theirs a Santa, sit on his lap and and yell out "imposster! This guys not santa!"

17. Try to fly

18. Pretend wewe broke all your Bones in your body,be a pain

19. Ask people what the storyof the "birds and the bees" is even if wewe know

20. If your at the mall, whenever wewe pass a store your parent/s want to go into say "gosh! That stores lame! Let's go somewhere else!" and see their reaction

21. bring chakula and offer it to small children, see the parents reaction

22. Go to a kufunga chakula restaurant (mcdonalds, subway, etc) order a feast then when they ask wewe to pay say "excuse me?! But as police man/woman I have a right to get chakula for free!"

23. Order a whooper at mcdonalds au chicken selects at burger king, see their reaction... Then keep bothering to them to get wewe the order, once wewe get it, Ruhr in front of them say "this is crap" and throw the chakula away

24. Buz around peoples heads and pretend your a bee kwa backing up into the and pretending to sting them

25. Break displays and look innocent and act innocent and say "oops, I fell" then skip out the door
posted by karpach_14
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor kwa floor, and once wewe find what wewe are looking for, wewe can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling wewe what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The Marafiki laugh and without hesitation songesha on to...
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1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain wewe understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help wewe concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, wewe can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help wewe concentrate. If your friend shows wewe his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...
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posted by ciaraluvsjustin
1.Stand kwa one of the doors au elevators and recite Shakespeare.
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on juu of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks kwa say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a sandwich, sandwichi sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair inayofuata to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."
posted by invadercalliope
They say, don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause wewe know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause wewe know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In wewe I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIII
IIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OMG ITS THE FIRSTT EPISOE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
IF YOUR WONDERING I ATE TONS AN TONS OF SUGER TODAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Now todays topic is....MUSIC!
Today i will be talking about MUSIC!
Well GIR and the doom song is a big hit its on the juu 100's isn't that amazing!
Another person i like is Marilyn Manson!
I like is Skillet!
Now lets talk about a thing i wrote!
Pokemon Pick Peaches!
Well thats it with todays episode of the calliope channel and enjoy the bila mpangilio picture i posted!
SEEEE YA
The End
posted by invadercalliope
Ok time to start!
6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives wewe something to look mbele to."
The End
(1)We don't like to be used as a show-off fur, manyoya ur friends:we know we r cute but we r meant to be only shown of fur, manyoya our man. (2)We hate names like babes,hot thang,or chick. (3)We r sensible and some boys r ignorant to our FEELINGS-CARE MORE!!!!! (4)Love us;don't toy with Us! (5)Don't rush into serious actions,it makes us Uncomfortable! (6)Don't ask ur Marafiki to do it,do it yourself. (7)When u ask us we'll believe;if y'all text it,we'll futa it. (8)Don't be suctiony,we luv Space! (9)Don't pretend ya somethin ya not,we can smell fakeness. (10)Last,if ur older say 15 au OLDER———DONT GET...
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posted by 7things
Shimmy - System Of A Down link

Education, fornication, in wewe are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in wewe are go
Don't be late for school again boy
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
Education, fornication, in wewe are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in wewe are go
Don't be late for school again girl
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
I think me, I...
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Perfect life?? Think again
Ok so lets start off like this. I’m evelina McCartney, and I’m 17. My brother Jesse is 23 and he’s famous. But people rarely know who I am. And sometimes I like it. Because I get to be treated like a normal person, not a celebrity……….. I came downstairs because my parents told me that Jesse is coming from his tour and im so happy because I haven’t seen him for so long which seems like a life time.
“mom can I go and get Jesse with Erin” I asked my mom. Erin was our limo driver. But of course she alisema no. they never let me. My brother wasn’t dating...
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Girls!
-if wewe upendo anime and Twilight,
then wewe are going to upendo this!

-They are making an anime series of the saga!

zaidi and zaidi the rumor of an anime Twilight onyesha is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!

So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight anime until 2013!

Sent in kwa (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.

source: europapress
1 Round & Round Selena Gomez
2 Lady GAGA Bad Romance
3 Jonas Brothers BB Good
4 Taylor mwepesi, teleka Mine
5 Ashley Tisdale Be Good To Me
6 Miley Cyrus 7 Things
7 Jonas Brothers L.A Baby
8 drake kengele Our upendo
9 Selena Gomez A mwaka Without Rain
10 Demi Lovato Remember December
11 Miranda Cosgrove Party
12 Demi Lovato Here We Go AGAIN
13 justin BIEBER BABY
14 drake kengele Shades Of Gray
15 Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
16 drake kengele I Know
17 Selly Gomez Naturally
18 Taylor mwepesi, teleka upendo Story
19 Justin Bieber U Smile
20 My Friend Antis Song Called Just Me
21 Camp Rock We Rock
22 drake kengele I Found A Way
23 Demi Lovato Catch Me
24 Demi Lovato Got Dynamite
25 Jonas Brothers Lovebug
posted by darkkhorn19
Grandpa: GET OFF MAH LAWN!

Darkhorn: Grandpa, we're at the movies... -_-"

Grandpa: Oh...well, wewe kids these days with your movies, and your 3-D, and your sodie-pop, and your rap music, and your Ipods, and your Playstaions, and your Nintendo, and your Gothic clothing, and your Xbox, and your Gamecubes, and your Internet, and your air conditioning, and your Starbucks, and your emo hair, and your leather pants, and your pony's, and your Bible's, and your modern art, and your penis's, and your tools, and your jaguar skin leopards, and your endarngered species and your spears and your evolution,...
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posted by dramaqueen00
 eat it now!
eat it now!
How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no zabibu, zabibu kavu Bran
Well, don't wewe know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of chakula wewe hate ooh
You won't get no kitindamlo 'till wewe clean off your plate
So eat it, don't wewe tell me you're full


Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some zaidi chicken, have some zaidi pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled au fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table...
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posted by Mephadowfangirl
Let's imagine. You, a regular fanpopper, decides to go and hang out at your inayopendelewa spot, hoping to post some video and pictures, answer maswali and discuss in the forums, maybe even write an makala au two. wewe get to the spot, and found that some idiot has completely bombarded everything on the spot with insults, flames, bashes, and content that goes against the topic of the spot.

You are outraged and frustrated, desperately trying to hurl every thing you've got at this person, but only getting majibu such as "you suck for liking this" au "I can say whatever I like because I'm entitled...
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posted by Fangirl99
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when wewe hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
posted by Dethklokrox90
Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry au upendo wewe more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave wewe with my ring and this last letter.
I have Lost myself and don't try to call me au come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to wewe and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if wewe let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and wewe too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
wewe will have your own life, everything wewe wanted with you.
wewe will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm kitanda when your old, knowing that wewe did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I upendo you, I upendo wewe so much...


~Reah
My friend, Pie-102, and I wrote this last year. It it definatly random.



On the first siku of krisimasi my true upendo gave to me, a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the sekunde siku of krisimasi my true upendo gave to me, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the third siku of krisimasi my true upendo gave to me, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the fourth siku of krisimasi my true upendo gave to me, four suburban trucks, mti moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush
On the fifth siku of Cristmas my true love...
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Me: okay i actually found this story in my local newspaer from 20 years back. And i'll put a symbol for town names. I don't want rapists au pheaodifiles coming to my town... okay lets begin. And i shall have to give some background history. Well at there was a renovation going on at $ which was between # and &, for an old mental asylum to be converted into a power house musuem. Anyway so this story takes place then. I think i'm not sure of dates.
$ was a small town, very small as in like only three -5 thousande people
ps. kwa the way i really wanted a long title


okay so in Australia out in...
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posted by Yama
I went into my room after being Lost in thought. It was only then I felt the sea sickness. Well I was out on the deck for a little too long. Okay now I certainly knew that was a really bad idea. I went for a kuoga to see if the heat would shrug off the sickness. I got out of the kuoga feeling fresh, but also funny. I heard Emily in my room. I shouted," Emily I'll be right there!"
I heard her calling back,"Okay!". I got into my new dress for I knew chajio, chakula cha jioni was soon. I may as well put it on now rather than having to do it later, i thought. I seen Emily she was dressed for chajio, chakula cha jioni too. She was...
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Tuvalu- Tuvalu is a Mean Woman, she can be pretty boring, she likes to eat a lot of Candy, she has long curly hair just like Samoa, and she has a little skirt, and some tights, and some long boots that is all the way to her knees, and a long sleeve shirt, she also has a little diary, she never lets anyone in her house, she loves to be in conversations, plus, she might be a little nice

Samoa- Samoa is a foolish woman, she never speaks to anyone but Marshall Islands, everyone calls her stupid, otherwise that Canada and her are cousins, she be foolish to him,

*little mini story*
Samoa- where its...
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