Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the inayofuata on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't wewe take a kiti, kiti cha and I will get wewe something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some chakula with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the orodha and removed his name from the juu of the orodha and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he alisema to the guy, "Because wewe have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the orodha ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much wewe try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the inayofuata on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't wewe take a kiti, kiti cha and I will get wewe something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some chakula with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the orodha and removed his name from the juu of the orodha and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he alisema to the guy, "Because wewe have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the orodha ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much wewe try!!
1. You're beautiful.- girls think when wewe say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.
2. wewe look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and wewe never get tired of being with us.
4. I upendo wewe and only you.-Well, wewe guys get the picture.
5. I will be with wewe forever.
6. wewe have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. wewe shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for wewe to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. wewe look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and wewe never get tired of being with us.
4. I upendo wewe and only you.-Well, wewe guys get the picture.
5. I will be with wewe forever.
6. wewe have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. wewe shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for wewe to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
7 Things to do when wewe want to get kicked out of the DMV. kwa Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy inayofuata to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over kwa a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people inayofuata to wewe look at wewe funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down inayofuata to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your inayopendelewa onyesha the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big onyesha number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy inayofuata to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over kwa a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people inayofuata to wewe look at wewe funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down inayofuata to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your inayopendelewa onyesha the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big onyesha number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Hello everyone and welcome to the inayofuata half of In-Indie. I was able to binge a whole lot of new indie titles to get this out and boy, do we got some greats and some… not so much. But we’re here to talk about not just a great, but one of the best. A game that many online are calling the Dark Souls of the indie scene…. Wait, that’s not rig- Hollow Knight, everybody.
So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
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So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
