bila mpangilio Article: Are wewe Afraid Of This?(Chapter 1)

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posted by adaug

There once lived a 10 mwaka old girl named,Scarlett.
Her family lived in a Big,HUGE,Mansion.
S:Mom!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!
M:If I say Fine,will wewe stop?
S:YES!!!
M:Yes.
S:(Hugs mom)THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!WOO HO!!
Scarlett ran up to call her 3 friends,Nancy,Penny,and Chloe.
S:(Calls)SHE alisema YES!!!
Then her brother,Ethan,Came in,holding a bag of chips.
E:SHUT UP,SCARLETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S:SHHHHUUUUTT UUUUPPP!!!
Then he stomped out.
M:Scarlett!I just remembered!I have to work tomorrow!
S:So?We're responsible,Mom!Besides,(mumbles)Ethan...is....(gulp,pretends to barf)Responsible.
M:Um...I don't know
S:Don't make me say it...AGAIN!
M:Fine!!But wewe have to help me with the groceries!
S:(Makes face)Fine!Last deal!
M:Come on!
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TO BE CONTINUED!

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Dreams are the only place where our upendo survives! Pt. 2 :D

posted by AnnaSmiley

So Angela left. Jacob was alone at the beach, thinking about her. They're both in love.

Angela's POV
-Angela! Fast!- Aunt yelled at me
-I'm awake, aunt Lizzy!- I yelled
-Okay! Get ready! School starts in half an hour!
-Damn! It took me so long!?
-So long for what- She asked not knowing about my talent.
-Oh, nothing, aunt.

Wow.. This night was the best! I wanna see him again. Just wait till I tell everything to Jenna and Clarissa- I thought excited. Oh, yea, they wouldn't believe me. That's the bad side of my talent. It's supernatural. Haha, weird. I'm a Supernatural girl.. My talent and I'm a werewolf....

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A story about me and my inayopendelewa thing in the world.. PIE!! :D

posted by Fangirl99

Thanksgiving is my inayopendelewa holiday, well, one of them, wanna know wy? cause for desert, wewe get pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D!
"hello there pie, are wewe ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" alisema the pie. it was pumpkin, boga pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i upendo you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are wewe doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
i was SOOOO BORED, so thtas why i made this. blablablabla

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10 logical ways to win a band-off if youre in band at a football game

posted by Nayeli53

Way 1: when they copy your songs u just played, play something that they cant play, like wipeout

Way 2: when someone from the other band is going to sit down, tell the trombone to play a deep note then tell the a trumpet player to play a high note as the other person sits down then scream, "Somebody farted!!!"

Way 3: When one of them is nearby, throw something sticky au disgusting, like melted chokoleti au a beetle that u just happened to catch in your hand au went inside your uniform

Way 4: Do something stupid thatll make them forget that they hav to play The nyota Spangled Banner.

Way 5: Say...

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP?

posted by sapherequeen

Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of wewe and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my inayopendelewa fictional characters :,(

Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of you and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my favorite fictional characters :,(

*Sigh* Ok, I am having a very big problem with my profaili page; it has expired.

You see, when I was on fanpop like three weeks zamani this organization called GreenAV falsified (lied) to me that I had over 41 viruses on my laptop. My stepfather bought GreenAV because we thought it would protect our computer. Boy, were we dead wrong. GreenAV happens to be this company made in Israel to steal identities of other people around the world and their money. GreenAV also infects your computer with viruses. Unfortunately, I discovered this too late. Now my laptop is at a repair shop, and my mom told me...

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mysterious upendo chapter 5

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love

-chapter five-

As we were walking down the stairs too the lunch room he said"So how was kusoma and math?"
"Boring"I alisema he kinda smiled and alisema "Well..." but trailed off
I was going too ask why when rebecca came up and looked at us she sort of examined us ,I guess is a better word.She said"June do wewe no if the librarian has a nother copy of that geometertry book I need it for something?"I just alisema "Umm I dont think she has one" When mathew alisema "I bet i have a copy at home,you can borrow"
I looked at him wondering why he was kusoma it in the maktaba when i came in too look...

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mysterious upendo chapter three

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love
-chapter three-

Went he sat down I got a little scared.My stomach felt weried like it was trying too jump out.He was there I wanted too say hi but I just could'nt get it out.so I was just sitting there a nervous wreck chewing on the juu of my eraser I kept wanting too look at him becuse I could feel him looking at me.finaly I snuke a peek he was staring at me but when he seen me looking he quickly looked down at his notebook.Then I looked down at my blank paper when the teacher alisema "Ok class dont forget too read chapter 8 in your book" I took my text book out of my new desk...

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zaidi facts!! Part 4

posted by patrisha727

celery has negative calories. It takes zaidi calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to kumeza the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes uchungu, chungu things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...

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GETTING VERY RANDOM!

posted by Dan_07

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I don't know what anything means...

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Ways To Annoy People At The sinema

posted by BellaCullen96

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can wewe fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit inayofuata to wewe because wewe invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror...

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Leaving {CHAPTER 2}

posted by Yama

Emily had the kofia down today and it was quite warm. The car rushed as if it was too eager to get to the harbour. au maybe it was just me not wanting to leave home, whichever it was I didn't like it. Emily was blabbering on about what her fiance had got her for going away, she was so excited. As far as I could make out through my thoughts is that it was a big broach with a extremly rare stone in it.
I just smiled occasionly at her and tried (failing miserably) to look excited. Emily turned around after five dakika of silence,"Hon whats wrong I noticed this as soon as wewe got into the car but...

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bila mpangilio Moment

posted by vamp_grl_123

Ok so here is a bunch of bila mpangilio Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: LOL ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG wewe needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope wewe liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!

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Couple zaidi things guysshould know about girls

posted by chillyneon

1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.

2 = tomboys will onyesha zaidi affection than girlie girls.

3. Some girls get frustrated when wewe interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl

4. Girls don't like it when wewe interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E

5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.

6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if wewe still have a girlfriend do wewe know how much that annoys us???

7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep wewe up for a hour.

8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.

9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore chokoleti cake.

10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.

Rent me for v siku

added by australia-101

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wrote a song * LOOK AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!*

posted by dreamcatcher321

there's a girl. about 15. she hides her scars, with her mother's makeup. She wakes up. and she realizes, that today will never get better.

You are zaidi than this. wewe are bliss. wewe are zaidi than this. there's happiness at the end of a rainbow.
open your eyes. keep holding on. don't give up, beautiful girl. your still needed on this world.

there's this girl. she hides her food. behind her bed.
when she looks, in the mirror, she sees nothing but ugliness. her mom asks her, if she's okay. she puts on a fake smile and tries to hide the pain.

You are zaidi than this. wewe are bliss. wewe are zaidi than...

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Bolder Than Pride

posted by Hellowittykitty

Completely bila mpangilio poetry! But that's what this site is for, right

Bold like new
Bold like old
Bold like me and my bro
Bold like the Sun
Way faster when I run

Bolder than her
Don't know who she is
She has little tiny eyes
That decorate her sin

Bolder than my mother will ever be
Bolder than my future son, who will never see me
Bolder and stronger, than Katy Perry
Bolder than that little doggy
Who has mad it through pet-adoptery

Bolder than that brave hero
Bolder than that black heart
Boldest of all
Even though I've never thrown a dart

Bolder than thus
Bolder than this
Bolder than what I'm uandishi now
Dis, dat, and...

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Guide To Getting The Guy wewe Want (10 #)

posted by maddiebaby10

1.always let him talk to wewe about stuff he likes
2.always see what wewe have in common (if wewe do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW wewe FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS wewe OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask maswali about him like his inayopendelewa color, his inayopendelewa movie au his inayopendelewa t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your inayopendelewa clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your inayopendelewa sinema and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank wewe for kusoma i hope this helps :)

On The Block Episode 25

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, wewe already alisema that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three dakika later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...

On The Block Episode 24

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The title of this makala clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad sinema for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...

On The Block Episode 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The mwezi award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If wewe were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...

On The Block Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, wewe finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's krisimasi List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got zaidi important news.
Tom: Yes. In the awali episode, we...