bila mpangilio Article: 26 things girls want guys to know!!!

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posted by MsMindlessAztec

1. We dont ALWAYS want sex...only sometimes
2. we dont like it when wewe tell us wat to do
3. never, ever look at other girls with us...otherwise your kicked out
4. futa any pictures of ANY other girls on your phones/computers
5. wewe need to listen to us
6. if wewe going to ignore us at least do a good job at it.
7. dont always say "i upendo you" like 5 times a day, then we think somethings up
8. bringging us to a club and getting us drunk for sex is a bad idea
9. if wewe get in a fight, admit that your wrong...we like that
10. never say that your the "king of MY casle"
11. always tell us if your borrowing money
12. before sex, let us change into something sexy au nothing at all
13. its a bad idea to tell us to hurry up when getting dressed to go somewhere
14. dont tell us what to wear au when to wear it
15. we hate it when wewe bring to your Marafiki house jus to onyesha us off
16. when taking us to dinner, take some where nice
17. again, when taking us to dinner, make sure wewe dress nice. not jus a t-shirt and jeans!!
18. we upendo it when wewe look us in our eyes and tell us we're beautiful 24/7
19. ALWAYS stand kwa us during a carrier no matter how stupid
20. fellas, keep this in mind: ALWAYS REMEMBER YOUR ANIVERSIORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21. after marriage dont ask us what happened while in Vegas...then WE wonder what happened with YOU
22. tell us why wewe upendo us
23. we cant always read your gosh damned minds!!
24. if wewe want to take us to a movie, dont chose a scary one......unless we want to
25. ALWAYS let us pick out the movie your watching
and 26. be careful on what wewe by...we watch EVERYTHING.

deathding, I-Luv-L and 3 others like this

hetaliaitaly thats good to no because a girl at my school is stalking me

BlindBandit92 ALOT of this stuff is absolute bullshit. If I meet a girl who does even half of those things you'd mentioned I would never date them. I'm a guy yet I know every girl is different. Don't group them together.

MsMindlessAztec BlindBandit92, this jus a joke...plus some of dis explains some girls, im not trying to group them together. I was jus naming off da different things different girls think and/or feel.

BlindBandit92 ^I understand now. Alright then. I thought you was doing that because I've seen several other so-called relationship plan and they wasn't jokes. I appreciate you helping me to understand.

MsMindlessAztec No problem...always here to help wit any questions

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Driver: *Stops the Suburban*...

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20 normal facts about everything

posted by miisous92

1-It's considered rude to write in red ink in Portugal.
2-Although the bobcat is rarely seen, it is the most common wildcat in North America.
3-The Chinese giant salamander can grow to be 6 feet (1.8 m) long, making it the largest salamander in the world.

4-Because the speed of Earth's rotation changes over time, a siku in the age of dinosaurs was just 23 hours long.

5-There are zaidi than 1,200 water parks in North America.

6-It would take 100 Earths, lined up end-to-end, to stretch across the face of the sun.

7-The highest wave ever surfed was as tall as a 10-story building.

8-Some apples can weigh...

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When There's Nothing left

posted by nmdis

"When There's Nothing Left"

When there's nothing left to give
I will give wewe zaidi than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...

And I'll give wewe my heart, say I upendo you
Say I upendo you
And I'll give wewe my heart, say I upendo you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus

No muziki to play so I sing wewe my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
wewe still stay the same
You're looking so strong

And I'll give wewe my heart, say I upendo you
Say I upendo you
And I'll give wewe my heart, say I upendo you
Oh, cause I do

And I'll give wewe my heart, say I upendo you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I upendo you
And I'll give wewe my heart, say I upendo you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus

When there's nothing left to give
I will give wewe zaidi than I ever gave before

I'm gonna give wewe my heart
I'm gonna give wewe my moyo

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20 ways to know if a guy loves wewe ( for girls )

posted by aya3

1- eye contact , if wewe notice him staring a lot at wewe ..like zaidi than 5 times in the same siku .(unless wewe got a stain on your shirt)
2- if wewe and him were in the same area , he would be with wewe in every where wewe walk to ( like a party au a tamasha ..etc)
3- he would sit inayofuata to wewe in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream au laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to wewe hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if wewe drop something , he would be the first to get it for...

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100 Interesting Facts

posted by Gretute2772

1.Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.
2.The only 2 wanyama that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
3.Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
4.It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
5.When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
6.Every time wewe sneeze some of your brain cells die.
7.Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
8.Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an...