wewe know what I hate? When wewe hold the door open for some bila mpangilio fucker you've never even met in your life and they just walk on kwa without saying thank wewe au even acknowledging your god damn presence. Why this irks me so much I dunno. But it just does.

It's kinda like, well, this is what I always wanna say to them but don't:

Um, excuse me, who the hell do wewe think wewe are? Do wewe not see me opening this door for you, wasting sekunde of my life for some bila mpangilio dude I've never ever met? It's not gonna kill wewe to say thanks, it's not gonna shorten your life kwa even a jiffy and yes that's an actual unit of time. You won't even have to pause in your walking. wewe know what bitch, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY THANK YOU! All wewe have to do is just do that little nod thing to say "Eh dude, I realize you're there man." But you're too much of a snobby bastard/bastardette to do even that?!?! What the fuck?! Ugh, wewe dumb Canterlot ponies.... /shot
I mean seriously, this is not a damn automatic door, I am a person standing here politely holding the door for wewe so wewe don't have to waste your time pushing it open, yet wewe can't even say thanks when I'm wasting mine?! I want to ngumi, punch wewe in the genitals. ._. Now now now, I would have no problem with this if wewe were perhaps a mute, on the phone with the president, holding 5 babies and are too busy making sure none of them are dropped to say anything, don't speak English, au something among those lines. But 99% of the time, that's not the case. What's your problem with saying thanks? Hell I just could've slammed the door in your face if I wanted to, because who are wewe to me?! I don't know you! Alas I'm standing there on my feet -and I HATE standing- holding this damn door open for wewe because I'm being polite, unlike you, wewe motherfucker.



K so I might add zaidi to this rant later bai.