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They ran to the mti house.Maybelle was confused,this place was so much bigger.Did it ever end?What?Her land was small."Here!Go in here!I'll go get food!"Sarah said,and ran."Maybelle.How old are you?"Alicia asked."16"She said."DANG IT!GOTTA WAIT 6 YEARS."Henry yelled."Now I ask wewe a question.Does your land...end?"Maybelle asked."Course it does!Yours doesn't?"Alicia asked."Nope!We live forever!Along as Ariana doesn't kill us."Maybelle said."Here!"Sarah said.Running with a bag of Chips,three cans of pop,And a cereal box."This should last wewe the night."Sarah said."You got the Stone?"Sarah asked.
"Yeah!In my pocket!"Maybelle said.
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The inayofuata day,they all ran to the door."Get the key."Sarah told Henry."Uh.I can't find it."Henry said,reaching in his pocket."Oh man!I remember!I was in my coat!Ariana aliiba it!"Sarah said."I know how to open it."Alicia said,grabbing a toothpick from her pocket.And she picked the lock."Okay."They hopped in Freestone.
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E-mails, text messages, voicemails- wewe name it, we’ve got it. Technology has created many creative and wonderful ways for us to keep in touch with each other, as well as make our lives easier at the same time. With our busy schedules, it is not always easy to keep in touch with Marafiki and family the way we would always like to. The days of sitting down and having a nice, long phone conversation seems like a memory of the past and is a rare thing to happen on a frequent basis these days. Not to worry though, because with E-mails and text messaging available, we are sure to keep in touch...
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1. Ruin there inayopendelewa dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with supu and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)


All made up kwa me. ^ ^
I decided to create a orodha of twenty of my personal favourite hard rock songs.

No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.

1. "Highway Star", kwa Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", kwa Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", kwa Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", kwa ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", kwa Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", kwa Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", kwa Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", kwa Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", kwa Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", kwa Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", kwa The Runaways
12. "Mother, kwa Danzig
13. "Voodoo", kwa Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", kwa Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", kwa Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", kwa Autograph
17. "I upendo wewe Period", kwa Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", kwa Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", kwa Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", kwa Kansas
These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, wewe need it down. wewe don't hear us
complaining about wewe leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what wewe want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable majibu to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you...
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The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked kwa a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on krisimasi siku 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are zaidi bacteria in the ice machines at fast chakula restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are zaidi than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two...
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1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a tarehe au something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up kwa dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If wewe have a dog au cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When wewe spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....
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