1.)When your teacher asks any maswali say "Why does my Cats breath smell like cat food?"
2.) When the teacher is kusoma out facts say "Lies! Lies!" au "Fibs brake baby Jesus' ribs!"
3.) Pretend to cough every time your teacher starts to talk.
4.) Throw your pencil case at the teacher and shout "Go pikachu!"
5.) When your teacher asks why wewe didn't do your homework say " wewe can't tell me off for something I didn't do!"
6.) Jump on juu of the meza, jedwali and shout "Spidey powers activate" while imitating spiderman.
7.) When the teacher asks wewe to answer a swali say "The brain wewe are trying to reach is un available at the moment so please leave a message after the beep!" *Make a loud beeping sound*
8.) When the teacher opens the blinds say "Ah, the light it burns!" and collapse on the floor pretending to be dead.
9.) When a teacher says your name in the register say "no, I'm not here I'm at nyumbani but I used my magic powers to communicate with you" (In sarcastic voice), if it's a supply teacher who asks your name say either "Your worst nightmare mwhahaha!" , "PEDOPHILE!!! STALKER!!! WHY DO wewe WANT TO KNOW MY NAME!" , "Dead because I killed it!" au just say a bila mpangilio number and when they tell wewe to stop being so stupid say "Are wewe being racist just because my name is different!"
10.) Lean back on your chair and fall off. Then shout "Avenge me simba!" then lay on the floor pretending to be dead with your tounge sticking out e.c.t