bila mpangilio Article: ways to start your siku off right.

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posted by nidoqueen

1)read something over and over that wewe thing that think is funny that wewe au someone ilitumwa on fanpop.
2)a nice cup of coffee.
3)a nice cup of hot coco.
4)a nice brakefast(sorry if mis spelled).
5)do something to make yourself laugh.
trust me i works to laugh your head off before wewe go to school, work, cherch au when your at nyumbani i just got dun, waliopelekwa kusoma a 100 times over what i ilitumwa on an rp and it was funny i put the words "BONE HEAD" 10 times then put "YOU ARE HOPELESS!" and i'm still laughing my head off so it helps to at lest laugh to start your siku off right

deathding, I-Luv-L and 2 others like this

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the 9th of April 2003

posted by angeeeeeeel

the objection of the war on iraq

that siku is the anniversary siku of the fall of Baghdad (the beginning of the U.S. occupation of Iraq) a lot of American soldiers and Iraqi soldiers died and some had a partial disability au holistic there is no victory because both sides Lost a lot of lives because of not listening to the opinion of people when President kichaka Declaration War on Iraq hundreds of Americans and people around the world objected and condemned the war on iraq, but he did not listen and make war like it his own war using prohibited weapons (cluster bombs), which many kids died when they were playing in streets and...

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37 rude and crude pick up lines

posted by australia-101

37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish wewe were a door so I could slam wewe all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do wewe work for UPS? I thought I saw wewe checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 Bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy wewe a drink au do wewe just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted kitanda Thrasher: have wewe seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make wewe the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and wewe can...

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A Funny Prank to Pull on Your Marafiki

posted by taytrain97

This prank doesn't need anything but a friend who understands dirty jokes and yourself.

You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...

By this point wewe need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.

You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit wewe in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...

The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!

-Ray

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I Won't Be Left Behind

posted by milorox18

I run my fastest
But still get beat.
I land on my head
When I should be on my feet.
I try to songesha forward‚
But I am stuck in rewind.
Why do I keep at it?
I won't be left behind.

The harder I am thrown‚
The higher I bounce.
I give it my all‚
And that's all that counts.
In first place‚
Myself‚ I seldom find.
So I push to the limit-
I won't be left behind.

Some people tell me wewe can't‚
Some say don't.
Some simply give up.
I reply‚ I won't

The power is here‚
Locked away in my mind.
My perserverance is my excellence‚
I won't be left behind.

Make the best of each moment‚
The future is soon the past.
The zaidi I tell myself this‚
The less I come in last.
Throughout my competitions‚
I've learned what winning is about.
A plain and clear lesson-
Giving up is the wasy way out.

So every night before I go to bed‚
I hope in a small way I have shined.
Tomorrow is a brand-new day‚
And I won't be left behind.

This is not mine‚ it was written kwa Sara Nachtman