This is your new language.
1.Watch hours of anime each day, every day.
2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")
3. Always talk about how wewe want to be "Miku-Chan" when wewe get older.
4. On juu of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...
5.If wewe have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".
6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)
7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching, strange coloured pigtails that are a ridiculous length)
8. Get mad and throw a fit whenever someone says they don't like anime in half Japanese and half English.
9.Always speak with a faked high-pitched Japanese accent.
10. Make shabiki characters that have obnoxious outfits as well and are Mary-Sues/Gary-Sues.
11. Carry around a classic anime weapon with wewe everywhere. (i.e. Death Note, Maka's scythe,etc...)
12. Ka-me-ha-me-ha everybody.
13.Draw crappy fanart of "kaittoooo-nii to len-kuun kissing coz its kawaii dessuuu"
14.Don't pronounce your "R's"/Speak "Engrish" constantly.
15. Clog foramu like Gaia Online au 4Chan.
16. Fangirl au Fanboy obsessively. (This means zaidi than most of our users on here.)
17. Make sure wewe have horrible grammar and spelling. (i.e. OMFG WHO CUD U SAY DAT ABOT MA AMERIKAH-SAN!!!!!!)
18.Cosplay at school, au any other inappropriate places.
19.Fight over your favourite characters. (i.e. U aliiba MA GAKUPO DESU!!!!)
20. Live like wewe live in Japan. (This is an important step!)
21. Forget all about your own culture and completely alienate it.
22.Constantly bring up the fact that wewe are "otaku". (Nothing against otakus).
23.Wear fake animal ears/other notable anime features.
24. Actually make yourself believe that wewe are in that anime world/married to that character.
25. Eat nothing but Japanese chakula and refuse to eat anything else.
26. Go to Asian shops on a regular basis.
27.Make anyone who hates anime dead to you.
28.If there is any Japanese exchange students, stalk them.
29.Do Caramelldansen au Caprahina in public.
30.Never, EVER leave the house except if it it to get anime DVD's, pocky, au other Asian stuff.
Kagami Kawaiine, Queen of all Weeaboos.
"Desu" does NOT in fact, make you Japanese
Fuck the intro! Fuck the development discussion! Fuck all the jokes I had written for this article! Fuck all of it! Let’s talk about mother fucking Katana Zero!
Okay, so in all seriousness, before I get way too hyped, let’s actually discuss what Katana Zero is about. wewe play as a katana wielding samurai wannabe named Zero who works for a mysterious organization and does assassinations. Your goal is the ultimate destruction of a fictional drug kwa the name of Chronos, which is highly addictive, so addictive that anyone who uses Chronos will die from withdrawal, but it grants the user...
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Okay, so in all seriousness, before I get way too hyped, let’s actually discuss what Katana Zero is about. wewe play as a katana wielding samurai wannabe named Zero who works for a mysterious organization and does assassinations. Your goal is the ultimate destruction of a fictional drug kwa the name of Chronos, which is highly addictive, so addictive that anyone who uses Chronos will die from withdrawal, but it grants the user...
Hobbies:
My inayopendelewa things to do are write fanfiction, watch anime read and of course Fanpop. Some of my inayopendelewa anime include Naruto, Pokémon, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and Vampire Knight.
Family:
My family is pretty big I have a older sister,a niece, seven stepbrothers and five stepsisters.
School Life:
School was hard for me due to the fact that I suffer from Epilepsy.
Other Information:
Ever since I started watching anime I dreamed of being an anime character.
My inayopendelewa things to do are write fanfiction, watch anime read and of course Fanpop. Some of my inayopendelewa anime include Naruto, Pokémon, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and Vampire Knight.
Family:
My family is pretty big I have a older sister,a niece, seven stepbrothers and five stepsisters.
School Life:
School was hard for me due to the fact that I suffer from Epilepsy.
Other Information:
Ever since I started watching anime I dreamed of being an anime character.
