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Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And onyesha me your tits

Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And wewe upendo it up the shitter

Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

Roses are shit
Violets are crap
onyesha me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And kumeza it down

Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Got inspired kwa 324anna's makala :)







10. Emily Ratajkowski
I thought she looked odd when I first saw the clip of Blurred Lines. Looked again and completely changed my mind! She does have exotic features but she doesn't look strange to me anymore, just stunning.


9. Olivia Munn
She's very unique looking, she can pull off pretty much anything. I upendo her freckles and her hazel eyes, it meshes well with her mizeituni, mzeituni skin and her dark hair.


8. J-Lo
It's gotta be a sin to look this good in your 40s. She's famous for her assets but damn, there's so much zaidi to her beauty, this woman is mad beautiful....
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Enjoy!
(WARNING: There is quite a bit of profanity in this article, so if that bothers wewe in any way, please contemplate kusoma something else. Thank you.)

Alright before wewe whine like an immature five-year old troll without their maziwa bottle and scream out "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS OVERRATED!", just hear me out. I like the games for their surprisingly deep story, fun game play, memorable animatronics, and dark atmosphere.

Oh but Jared, this is the internet! How DARE wewe have an opinion, you'll get destroyed kwa the hater army!

WELL wewe KNOW WHAT I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, THIS...
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Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny wewe think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."


Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: inayofuata to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: inayofuata to my house


3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started...
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I'm on Youtube everyday, so here's a juu 15 orodha of my favourite Youtube channels! ♥



15. Chonny (Kpopchonny, mychonny etc.)

This is a guy of several accounts but they all count as one to me, the all-funny Chonny! Hilarious skits, always get a laugh with his vids.



14. Lizz

Lizz has an absolutely beautiful voice and I adore her lyrics she creates for some of my favourite songs/soundtracks.



13. Sawyer7mage

This guy is ace! He has always been my go-to guy when it came to rewiews and discussions regarding Naruto. Informative and funny. Win-win.



12. yourmoviesucks

This guy gives awesome...
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1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag wewe down to his level and beat wewe with experience.

2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I aliiba a bike and asked for forgiveness.

4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

5. Going to church doesn't make wewe a Christian any zaidi than standing in a karakana makes wewe a car.
6. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

7. Women might be able to fake orgasms....
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1.Go out for coffee
2.Cut a stencil and put a ubunifu on an old t-shirt
3.Learn a new recipe
4.Properly fold all of your cloths
5.Find a marker with a blue au green lid and run around pretending it’s a sonic screwdriver
6.Walk to McDonalds and get a McFlurry
7.Organize your iTunes maktaba and make sure everything has album art
8.Start a blog
9.Read through old posts on your favourite blog
10.Have a movie marathon
11.Ride the transit all the way around, until you’re back to where wewe started
12.Make a friendship bracelet for yourself
13.Shave off all your body hair
14.Go shopping with only $5
15.Try to...
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I upendo this lol Plus the onyesha has bila mpangilio in the name!Who wouldnt upendo this song?
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