wewe may be stupid if...
...you can't remember how to spell "IQ."
...you can't remember the number for 911.
...you just discovered your AM radio also works in the afternoon.
...you use correction fluid on your PC monitor.
...you fail Physical Education.
...you can not spell it.
...you try to turn the light on to find flashlight in a power outage!
...you put braille on a drive up teller machine.
...you think taco kengele is a Mexican phone company.
...you think a pigpen is something to write with!!!
...you think a cartoon is a song about automobiles.
...you use your CD-ROM unit as a drink holder.
...you frequently misspell your own name.
...you've ever been stuck in a toilet seat.
...you walk your kid to school because you're in the same grade.
...it takes wewe two hours to watch 60 minutes.
...you often wonder who Ronald McDonald's parents are.
...you sell your car for gas money.
...you think Hamburger Helper comes with a man.
...you try thinking and nothing happens.
...you think a quarterback is a refund
...you think hot mbwa are real meat.
...people nick-name wewe Homer.
...you cook dakika mchele for an hour!
...upon approaching a traffic sign that says STOP AHEAD, wewe reach over and grab your passenger kwa the juu of the head.
...you lose $25 on a horse race and then lose $25 on the instant replay
...you were the one testing out the papa bite suit.
...you get Tangled up in a cordless phone.
...you need to be reminded to breath.
...someone tells wewe to call 911, and wewe can't find the 11!
...you take a donut back cause it has a hole in it!
...you stare at an machungwa, chungwa juisi can because it says concentrate.
...you have to look "stupid" up in the dictionary.
...you sit on the TV and watch the couch.
...you tell your wife not to laugh as wewe point a gun to your head, because she is next!
...you think Yogi kubeba played for the Yankees.
...you bronze a dhahabu medal as a keep sake.
...you get Lost in your closet.
... wewe take an I.Q. test and forget to write your name.
...you go around a revolving door looking for the door knob.
...you orodha the police department as a reference on your resume.
...you get fired from volunteer work.
...a hamburger is a cheeseburger, hold the cheese, to you.
...you run around looking for a quarter to call 911.
...you can't find the "ANY" key on the keyboard.
...you feel for one millisecond that wewe may have won the sweepstakes this time despite the fact that it is stamped in clear view "bulk rate."
...you try to look up a word in the dictionary without knowing how to spell it correctly, and wewe can't find it. Feeling like a ''genius'', that wewe realize that WEBSTER'S DICTIONARY made an error.
...you have to look on both ends to open a bottle.
...someone offers wewe a bagel and wewe reply, "No thanks, I already have a dog!"
...you turn the light on to see if it's dark.
...you take your chia pet for a walk.
...you wear your glasses while looking for them.
...you think it's funny when someone makes fun of you.
...you laugh at yourself when wewe step in dog crap.
...you come out of the kuoga and burp a soap bubble.
...you can't find your ringing phone.
...you ask someone "Can I ask wewe one question?".
...you're saying "I don't get it!" right now.
...you put the maziwa in the dishwasher and the glass in the fridge.
...you can't find this website.
...you see a sign with a cigarette with a \ through it and just think that the owner of that sign hates drugs, and then light a cigarette.
...you can't get online right now.
...you went to the maktaba to read.
...you figured wewe were stupid from the last line wewe just read.
...you just threw your monitor out the window.
...you just walked outside to see if wewe had mail because your computer alisema wewe did.
...you went to a movie to catch up on some reading.
...you tried to get off drugs kwa pushing the "Caps Lock" key.
...you used your Marafiki computer to get nyumbani kwa pressing "Home".
...you typed your soc. security number in just for fun
...you just played 53 pickup
...you put doritos in a tennis ball launcher and had one smack wewe in the head.
...you pushed the "emergency stop" button on an elevator to see what it did.
...you can't remember how to spell "IQ."
...you can't remember the number for 911.
...you just discovered your AM radio also works in the afternoon.
...you use correction fluid on your PC monitor.
...you fail Physical Education.
...you can not spell it.
...you try to turn the light on to find flashlight in a power outage!
...you put braille on a drive up teller machine.
...you think taco kengele is a Mexican phone company.
...you think a pigpen is something to write with!!!
...you think a cartoon is a song about automobiles.
...you use your CD-ROM unit as a drink holder.
...you frequently misspell your own name.
...you've ever been stuck in a toilet seat.
...you walk your kid to school because you're in the same grade.
...it takes wewe two hours to watch 60 minutes.
...you often wonder who Ronald McDonald's parents are.
...you sell your car for gas money.
...you think Hamburger Helper comes with a man.
...you try thinking and nothing happens.
...you think a quarterback is a refund
...you think hot mbwa are real meat.
...people nick-name wewe Homer.
...you cook dakika mchele for an hour!
...upon approaching a traffic sign that says STOP AHEAD, wewe reach over and grab your passenger kwa the juu of the head.
...you lose $25 on a horse race and then lose $25 on the instant replay
...you were the one testing out the papa bite suit.
...you get Tangled up in a cordless phone.
...you need to be reminded to breath.
...someone tells wewe to call 911, and wewe can't find the 11!
...you take a donut back cause it has a hole in it!
...you stare at an machungwa, chungwa juisi can because it says concentrate.
...you have to look "stupid" up in the dictionary.
...you sit on the TV and watch the couch.
...you tell your wife not to laugh as wewe point a gun to your head, because she is next!
...you think Yogi kubeba played for the Yankees.
...you bronze a dhahabu medal as a keep sake.
...you get Lost in your closet.
... wewe take an I.Q. test and forget to write your name.
...you go around a revolving door looking for the door knob.
...you orodha the police department as a reference on your resume.
...you get fired from volunteer work.
...a hamburger is a cheeseburger, hold the cheese, to you.
...you run around looking for a quarter to call 911.
...you can't find the "ANY" key on the keyboard.
...you feel for one millisecond that wewe may have won the sweepstakes this time despite the fact that it is stamped in clear view "bulk rate."
...you try to look up a word in the dictionary without knowing how to spell it correctly, and wewe can't find it. Feeling like a ''genius'', that wewe realize that WEBSTER'S DICTIONARY made an error.
...you have to look on both ends to open a bottle.
...someone offers wewe a bagel and wewe reply, "No thanks, I already have a dog!"
...you turn the light on to see if it's dark.
...you take your chia pet for a walk.
...you wear your glasses while looking for them.
...you think it's funny when someone makes fun of you.
...you laugh at yourself when wewe step in dog crap.
...you come out of the kuoga and burp a soap bubble.
...you can't find your ringing phone.
...you ask someone "Can I ask wewe one question?".
...you're saying "I don't get it!" right now.
...you put the maziwa in the dishwasher and the glass in the fridge.
...you can't find this website.
...you see a sign with a cigarette with a \ through it and just think that the owner of that sign hates drugs, and then light a cigarette.
...you can't get online right now.
...you went to the maktaba to read.
...you figured wewe were stupid from the last line wewe just read.
...you just threw your monitor out the window.
...you just walked outside to see if wewe had mail because your computer alisema wewe did.
...you went to a movie to catch up on some reading.
...you tried to get off drugs kwa pushing the "Caps Lock" key.
...you used your Marafiki computer to get nyumbani kwa pressing "Home".
...you typed your soc. security number in just for fun
...you just played 53 pickup
...you put doritos in a tennis ball launcher and had one smack wewe in the head.
...you pushed the "emergency stop" button on an elevator to see what it did.