jnrm:
dude!
whats with the icon!
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
John Stamso
Stamos*
8:56pmjnrm:
who?
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Uncle Jesse
8:56pmjnrm:
what?
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*facekeithface*
9:07pmjnrm:
who is that!
9:07pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Google
it
9:07pmjnrm:
fine.... is he a pornstar...
9:08pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Nien
9:08pmjnrm:
are wewe sure?
9:08pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Yesh,
9:08pmjnrm:
..... full house?
9:09pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
yush
9:09pmjnrm:
why do wewe like him
???
9:09pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
he's sexi
9:09pmjnrm:
eh
9:10pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
exact way i'm with phillip phillips
9:10pmjnrm:
wewe wanna know whos sexy...... link
9:10pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*shiveers*
9:11pmjnrm:
i thought wewe liked him now!
9:11pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Eh....
i'm iffy iffy6
9:11pmjnrm:
dood! wewe alisema wewe liked him and he was hot!
9:11pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i alisema he was kinda cute and hot
9:12pmjnrm:
well, acctually wewe alisema he was sexy.. still!
9:12pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i would never say taht
9:14pmjnrm:
okay..
reply on the rp!
9:14pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
I won't if wewe nag me
9:16pmjnrm:
well I havent been nagging and wewe havent been replying
9:16pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i've been busy
9:17pmjnrm:
yah well dont bitch, kahaba at me then
9:17pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i'm sorry
9:18pmjnrm:
if wewe are sorry then please stop doing it
9:21pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Okay
9:23pmjnrm:
okay
9:23pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
otay :3
i have hebert!
9:23pmjnrm:
?
9:23pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
sherbert :3
i call is herbert xD
9:24pmjnrm:
oh!
whats it taste like?
9:24pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
tangerine,
9:25pm
passion fruit,
and rasberry
it has 3 diff flavvours
9:25pmjnrm:
i know but is sherbert good?
9:25pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Oh ysuh
link
9:25pmjnrm:
i wanna try some
9:26pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Its rlly gud
9:26pmjnrm:
god and wewe get mad at people for their bad spelling
9:26pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
It's a joke
9:26pmjnrm:
yah but still
9:27pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i'm making fun of the fakes because they always talk like that XD
sooo im going 2 tlk liek it
9:27pmjnrm:
when they talk like thet and their joking wewe still get on their case about it
9:28pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Aye, because they think it's "cool"
9:31pmjnrm:
no, alot of the people that wewe do that to are mocking the people that actually do that
the same thing yur doin
9:31pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i'm mockign teh people that actually do it
9:32pmjnrm:
i know! thats what theyre doing to
9:32pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
the people that actually do it because it's "cool"
9:33pmjnrm:
ugh... face brick...
wewe dont get it...
nevermind
9:33pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Neitehr do you..
I'm mocking the people THAT ACTUALLY DO IT, NOT THE ONES THAT ARE ALSO MOCKING THEM
9:35pmjnrm:
listen closely... ALOT OF THE PEOPLE THAT wewe BUG ABOUT SPELLING ARE MOCKING THE PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY DO IT
9:36pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*facekiethface*
we're talking about 2 different thing
i ahve ot go to kitanda now
9:38pmjnrm:
Hmmmm..... anything to get the weight off your shoulders.....
9:39pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
wewe don't get what i'm saying so yeah, pretty much
9:39pmjnrm:
your the one who dosent get it!
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dude!
whats with the icon!
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
John Stamso
Stamos*
8:56pmjnrm:
who?
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Uncle Jesse
8:56pmjnrm:
what?
8:56pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*facekeithface*
9:07pmjnrm:
who is that!
9:07pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
it
9:07pmjnrm:
fine.... is he a pornstar...
9:08pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Nien
9:08pmjnrm:
are wewe sure?
9:08pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Yesh,
9:08pmjnrm:
..... full house?
9:09pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
yush
9:09pmjnrm:
why do wewe like him
???
9:09pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
he's sexi
9:09pmjnrm:
eh
9:10pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
exact way i'm with phillip phillips
9:10pmjnrm:
wewe wanna know whos sexy...... link
9:10pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*shiveers*
9:11pmjnrm:
i thought wewe liked him now!
9:11pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Eh....
i'm iffy iffy6
9:11pmjnrm:
dood! wewe alisema wewe liked him and he was hot!
9:11pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i alisema he was kinda cute and hot
9:12pmjnrm:
well, acctually wewe alisema he was sexy.. still!
9:12pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i would never say taht
9:14pmjnrm:
okay..
reply on the rp!
9:14pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
I won't if wewe nag me
9:16pmjnrm:
well I havent been nagging and wewe havent been replying
9:16pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i've been busy
9:17pmjnrm:
yah well dont bitch, kahaba at me then
9:17pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i'm sorry
9:18pmjnrm:
if wewe are sorry then please stop doing it
9:21pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Okay
9:23pmjnrm:
okay
9:23pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
otay :3
i have hebert!
9:23pmjnrm:
?
9:23pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
sherbert :3
i call is herbert xD
9:24pmjnrm:
oh!
whats it taste like?
9:24pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
tangerine,
9:25pm
passion fruit,
and rasberry
it has 3 diff flavvours
9:25pmjnrm:
i know but is sherbert good?
9:25pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Oh ysuh
link
9:25pmjnrm:
i wanna try some
9:26pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Its rlly gud
9:26pmjnrm:
god and wewe get mad at people for their bad spelling
9:26pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
It's a joke
9:26pmjnrm:
yah but still
9:27pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i'm making fun of the fakes because they always talk like that XD
sooo im going 2 tlk liek it
9:27pmjnrm:
when they talk like thet and their joking wewe still get on their case about it
9:28pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Aye, because they think it's "cool"
9:31pmjnrm:
no, alot of the people that wewe do that to are mocking the people that actually do that
the same thing yur doin
9:31pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i'm mockign teh people that actually do it
9:32pmjnrm:
i know! thats what theyre doing to
9:32pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
the people that actually do it because it's "cool"
9:33pmjnrm:
ugh... face brick...
wewe dont get it...
nevermind
9:33pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Neitehr do you..
I'm mocking the people THAT ACTUALLY DO IT, NOT THE ONES THAT ARE ALSO MOCKING THEM
9:35pmjnrm:
listen closely... ALOT OF THE PEOPLE THAT wewe BUG ABOUT SPELLING ARE MOCKING THE PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY DO IT
9:36pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
*facekiethface*
we're talking about 2 different thing
i ahve ot go to kitanda now
9:38pmjnrm:
Hmmmm..... anything to get the weight off your shoulders.....
9:39pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
wewe don't get what i'm saying so yeah, pretty much
9:39pmjnrm:
your the one who dosent get it!
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After that...
S:Lets watch a scary movie!!!
Everyone:YEAH!
S:(Flips channels)Here...
95 dakika later
C:My...God.(Pants)
P:(Falls over)
N:HELP ME JESUS!!
S:You guys never seen this one?I've seen it a hundred times!
C:My FLIPPING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a sound came
???:(Foot steps)
S:ETHAN!!!SHUT UP!
E:What?
C:That wasn't you?
E:That wasn't me what?
Everyone:HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
E:WHAT!!!????
S:That sound!
E:I didn't hear anything.
N:Maybe it was just our imagination
Everyone:Yeah...
Then that sound came again,No body did anything.
The sound came again...Louder.
P:NOT OUR IMAGINATION!!!
Screams rose from that room
E:SHUT UP!!!
They we're all frightened.They called the police...the line died after they alisema ten words.
S:Lets watch a scary movie!!!
Everyone:YEAH!
S:(Flips channels)Here...
95 dakika later
C:My...God.(Pants)
P:(Falls over)
N:HELP ME JESUS!!
S:You guys never seen this one?I've seen it a hundred times!
C:My FLIPPING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a sound came
???:(Foot steps)
S:ETHAN!!!SHUT UP!
E:What?
C:That wasn't you?
E:That wasn't me what?
Everyone:HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
E:WHAT!!!????
S:That sound!
E:I didn't hear anything.
N:Maybe it was just our imagination
Everyone:Yeah...
Then that sound came again,No body did anything.
The sound came again...Louder.
P:NOT OUR IMAGINATION!!!
Screams rose from that room
E:SHUT UP!!!
They we're all frightened.They called the police...the line died after they alisema ten words.
Holy Pooping Skeletons! Guys, I don't know how I survived, but I did, and now I am here to tell wewe guys about my encounter with the Slander Mawn.
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick au Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" alisema myself. I was dressed as a tembo and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains mtu-bweha and Sparkly Wanyonya damu with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- wewe just dared yourself!" alisema myself. "I accept!" alisema yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.
"Maybe I should head back.." alisema myself.
"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" alisema yourself.
"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.
Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.
SPREAD THE WURD! :D
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick au Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" alisema myself. I was dressed as a tembo and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains mtu-bweha and Sparkly Wanyonya damu with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- wewe just dared yourself!" alisema myself. "I accept!" alisema yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.
"Maybe I should head back.." alisema myself.
"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" alisema yourself.
"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.
Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.
SPREAD THE WURD! :D
If wewe want to know how to get stronger nails, then pay attention to these useful tips. They work!
File your nails: Every week wewe need to file wewe nails. Why? Because when wewe file your nails your body receives the message that it is time to regenerate your nails again. When this happens, the nail comes through stronger and in this way, will last longer.
Don't use too much polish: At least a couple of days a week go without polish and give your nails time to breathe.
Don't paint straight on the nail: Before painting your nails, use one kanzu, koti of clear nail protecter first. This will help strengthen your nails and give them needed nutrients.
Oil: Use almond, baby au mizeituni, mzeituni oil on your nails after wewe have removed polish. You'll see how healthy this makes your nails!
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The sekunde nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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weirdness from inside my mind
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody alisema it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
panda are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody alisema it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
panda are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could wewe pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? alisema the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made wewe laugh.
Here are 2 bila mpangilio facts:
They don't sell Smarties au Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made wewe laugh.
Here are 2 bila mpangilio facts:
They don't sell Smarties au Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.