1. Dial a bila mpangilio number and confuse the person who majibu kwa saying things like;
"Why did wewe call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up bila mpangilio statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a bila mpangilio makala like this.

4. At walmart au somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, au a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...

Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off wewe aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so wewe aren't the one stressed on birth control , wewe do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 dakika tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell wewe at what saa to be nyumbani when wewe in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than nyumbani as a teenager cause your parents...

Hi! :)
Here are the juu ten to impress the guy wewe like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what wewe want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its zaidi important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my Marafiki heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she alisema thanks...

When you're happy and wewe know it bomb Iraq
If wewe cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If wewe never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If wewe think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...