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posted by DramaQueen1020
orodha of things I love, and orodha of things I hate.
If anyone agrees wewe can post below. These are all random. ish.

Love
1) Pictures with funny captions.
2) Ice cream.
3) Moustaches.
4) Poison dart frogs :P
5) Cats
6) Cute cats
7) Cute Cats in silly poses.
8) Daffodils
9) Laughing.
10) Kitkats. The candy, yum!
11) Harry Potter
12) Sirius Black
13) Sirius the star.
14) Plaid
15) Queen!!! :)
16) Lemonade
17) Funny rants for no reason
18) Rants that have a reason
19) Unicorns
20) My boyfriend. (jk, don't have one at the moment)
21) Jewelry
22) Peace symbols
22) Theatre games
23) Stupid theatre games
24) Freaky things
25) Ellen DeGeneres (she rocks!)
26) The planet Venus
27) Apollo and Artemis
28) Lupa, the Roman goddess of wolves
29) Severus Snape
30) Stickers
31) The lollipop song from the dell commercial
32) Hugs
33) Kisses
34) Hugs and kisses
35) Hershey kisses
36) Skittles
37) Sleep
38) Musicians
39) Scratch that, good musicians.
40) Ice
41) Sarcasm
42) Awkward moments
43) Music
44) The Beatles
45) Cute faces
46) Elton John
47) David Bowie
48) zaidi music
49) Being weird
50) Queen and The Beatles members
51) Rainbows
52) 101 Dalmatians
53) Ellen DeGeneres again! (she rocks again!)
54) Chocolate
55) Tragedy plays
56) Abstract
57) Baby goats
58) Potter Puppet Pals
59) Long hair on guys (as long as they make it work)
60) Screaming for no reason
61) Men in drag! Awesome!
62) spaghetti, tambi and meatballs
63) Ducks
64) Funny idiots
65) The yourecards things.
66) Saying "peace out"
67) William Shakespeare
68) Pizza
69) Fighting against AIDS
70) Sledding

Hate
1) Ice. Wait, what?
2) Homophobes
3) saladi with onions
4) Spoiled brats
5) justin bieber
6) Wannabe's
7) Idiots
8) My boyfriend (jk, still don't have one)
9) Mosquitos
10) Bug bites
11) Rats
12) Peter Pettigrew
13) zaidi mosquitos
14) Most homework
15) Poison that comes with poison dart frogs
16) When nail polish chips
17) Animal abuse
18) Sarah Palin
19) Dolores Umbridge
20) The holocaust
21) hitler
22) zaidi bug bites
23) Having the flu
24) Salesmen
25) When you're threading the last bead on a mkufu then your hand slips causing all the bead to fall to the floor.
26) When that happens twice
27) When it happens zaidi than twice
28) Perverts
29) Discrimination
30) Discriminative perverts
31) Discriminative words au jokes
32) Most mornings
33) Car crashes
34) AIDS
35) The Mafia


So, yeah!

You'll notice I have twice as many positive things than negative things. That's just because I'm awesome like that. Lol!
Skittles slogan isn't "Taste the rainbow". According to my friends, it's "Taste the f***ing rainbow, b*tches!"
posted by invadercalliope
Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do upendo Misa though!
I upendo mchele balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I upendo my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I upendo the colors: chokaa Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I upendo the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own swan costume. Look at my machungwa, chungwa beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here wewe are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look zaidi ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
posted by ShiningsTar542
It can be hard at times, but for some girls it is no problem to be Marafiki with an ex.

The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for wewe then it is zaidi than possible that with a little time wewe two can go back to being friends.

Marafiki and just friends. wewe must be clear about what wewe want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be Marafiki with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what wewe want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.

Give him space. If after some time apart wewe still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then wewe are ready to be Marafiki again!

-source: justjared T.V show<>
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some Marafiki and the moto alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!


So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the moto alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been zaidi funny to wewe if wewe *had've been there.


*I don't even think this is a word!

The End.

Nevermind.Fanpop alisema this makala is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
"As I was sleeping on the tree, something suddenly tickled me. It wasn't like a mto feather au a back scratcher, but was zaidi like a scaley tickle. As I giggled in my sleep, a tight squeeze suddenly brought my attention. As I woke up and looked around, I realized I was being trapped kwa a large python- a 20 ft long sucker at that!

I had no idea how this snake found me nor did I wanted to know why he caught me. The large seprent suddenly squeezed me tighter and tighter until my face turned dark purple. I was suffocating to my death. It would've been the end of the world for me. Luckly, the...
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This is a funny story I came up with just now, so I hope wewe all enjoy it. ^_^

"My most bila mpangilio adventure ever began on a distant island far, far away from anywhere. The island was silent, no one appeared to live on the island. It was all quite until a loud stomp was heard from a distance. As I pulled my face up from the beachy sand, I began shaking with fear, not even wanting to know who au what made that noise.

With a light of speed, I raced my way out from the beach, pwani and into the dense jungle. I was hoping to find help, but couldn't find anyone. Just then however, someone grabbed me very quickly...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Katy Perry is a bit spaced out! Why? Because she keeps forgetting important facts, like that Russell Brand is her husband!

She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.

“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.

This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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 One of my inayopendelewa book series'.
One of my favorite book series'.
At least, I think that it’s the fifth. Okay, I haven't written in a while, but still. Miss me? The correct answer to that swali is: "Yes Rosie, we ALLLLLL missed you! Where were you!?" Well I'm glad wewe asked! I've been around. Mostly on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight club though. Either way, I'm back with all new topics and stuff. Sooooooo....
Alright Ladies and Gentleman, today I’m going to talk about something that I feel strongly about, even thought I know that many (weird) people will go psycho on me. And for all wewe haters of haterz, I just want to tell wewe that THIS IS AN OPINION!...
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Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American muziki Awards coming up on the 21st of November.

It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!

In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend Usher and Eminem. Who will win?

And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.

wewe can vote for your vipendwa on the event webpage here: American muziki Awards.
posted by outsidersfan_14
i hope wewe like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first makala i put on here so plz maoni , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format


YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know wewe amy not understand
but if wewe can
please understand
I see wewe underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would wewe say? take this away
If i told wewe how i feel, would it be real au is this all fake??

Chourus: your upendo is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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 This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
Hello, I’m back! I’ll write zaidi now.
So this bila mpangilio kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone wewe want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I alisema “What?” and she alisema “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
    One thought that occurred to me today was (those...
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Okay, I wanted to create a website and start a blog, but I’ve never really had the time, au the ability. So what I plan to do is post some sort of bila mpangilio blog on the bila mpangilio shabiki page. Just things that I’ve been thinking lately.
So, to start off I’m going to tell a story about my life.
One siku this summer, my friend (Let’s call him ‘Joe’) and I were playing capture the flag. (One of my inayopendelewa games.) With his little sister and my little brother. We’re inayofuata door neighbors, so we had his house be our base, and our siblings got my house. My brother immediately ran inside the house...
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5 zaidi incredibly bila mpangilio stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and bila mpangilio in it's own way....

5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Jesus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide kwa zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."

Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates wewe , like constantly talking au doing everything wewe do , well im gonna help wewe deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)

1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , wewe can always throw it at him/her

2) Carry a mto in wewe purse/bag , so if wewe need to scream , scream in the mto , this pervents people from thinking your crazy

3) Earphones , wewe COULD use them to block that person out , but studies onyesha that if that person happens to kumeza one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,

4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,

5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work

6) if its your sibbling ,

Girl:flush her fav barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:

Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
posted by energizerbunny
Anyway I'm back and I had a great time, except when we were on a bus and it was over 100 degrees, it was soooo hot, and after a while people were starting to get ill...but not me, I was laughing at everyone and they were getting mad at me lol


So we finally got at the cabins, the boys got the bigger one but they had zaidi people, besides the girls had a much better game room, me and 4 other girls wanted to stay up all night...you could tell that we were sleepy because we were giggling at nothing and jumping at everything lol


I was soo sleepy, I fell asleep on the Pooltable which was surprisingly...
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posted by MovieManiac95
 Are wewe MAD!?
Are You MAD!?
-Jumped And Hit Nothing
-Fell UP The Stairs
-Eaten your hand
-Swallowed nothing but choked anyways
-Gone Without Blinking
-Scratched An Itch That Was Never There
-Craved Cake but ate cereal
-Wished to fly, but had wings all along
-Skipped Without Moving
-Talked without talking
-Looked at nothing
-Done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
-Wished for school to be over, but miss it in the end
-eaten a cookie in your dream and tasted it

???????????????????????????


IF SO, LEMME KNOW :)
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If you're wondering what that was all about,
it was merely an introduction to my strange-ness,
and it's a...
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bila mpangilio Facts but are They True?



The first couple to be shown in kitanda together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every siku zaidi money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury




Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.




It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The average number...
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posted by simpleplan
Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed kwa public hanging for the murder of a child

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

12 newborns will be aliyopewa to the wrong parents daily, on average!

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year

The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terrabytes

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored siku for self-destruction.

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

The most money ever paid for a...
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posted by MissKnowItAll
I am the girl kicked out of her nyumbani because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could...
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I dont undestand
i never did
and i guess i never will

i took a shot
i tried my best
to fiure wewe out
i gues its the end

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in wewe and wewe let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive wewe , its the end
so wewe can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye

you broke my heart
all i wanted was a faher to love
when my mother died
you never cried
you just used the oppertuniy
to push me down

never wil wewe burn me
or beat me
and call me wortless as wewe push me down

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my...
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