Ways to Annoy:
1.say a bila mpangilio word for no reason all the time.
2.put spicy stuff in a chakula they like.
3.make a loud farting noise from your mouth and say "uh oh, i sharted."
4.make a farting noise from your mouth and blame it on the guy inayofuata to you.
5.go to a drive thru, get your face right up to the speaker and yell as loud as wewe can.
6.make a REALLY annoying noise all the time.
7.Write using only crayons, markers and paint.
8.When guests are at your house go into the jikoni and come out with ketchup all over wewe and say "THE BOOGIE MAN IS HERE!" a bunch of times.
9.in school if there's a problem wewe can't solve, rock back and forth in your kiti, kiti cha saying in a weird voice "popperclops, popperclops, clops that pop your cloppers."
10.call everyone wewe meet an "American idiot"
11.in class raise your hand and say "the answer is cheesedoodles." in a stupid voice.
12.walk up to a stranger and poke their nose as hard as wewe can without actually harming them and say "i boop wewe nose."
13.poke bila mpangilio people all the time.
14.in class when your teacher asks if wewe go kwa a nick name say "king awesome the third"
15.go in your parents room at 6am, open up the blinds and scream at the juu of your lungs "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!!!!"
16.after everything wewe say, say "a christian kids production." with two thumbs up.
17.make fake guns with your hands and say "I'm locked and loaded!"
18.scribble on paper, go up to a bila mpangilio person and onyesha them your drawing and say "isn't it awesome!?"
19.talk like a robot all the time
20.take a computer mouse, wave it in front of a guys face and say "come and get it kitty!"
21.listen to JB muziki with a JB shabiki and when the muziki is playing make a bunch of barfing noises and near the middle of the song say "oh, my life." and fall over and act dead.
Pranks:
1.prank call someone and say "you've won a contest, come to /real bila mpangilio mashua address/ to get a free cruise to Hawaii!" then hang up.
2.make a stupid contest, have a bunch of people participate with the promise of a cash prize and then give them nothing.
3.make up a bunch of stupid catch phrases and have bila mpangilio people use them.
4.get a huge squirt gun, bring it to a fancy party au something and shoot bila mpangilio people.
5.give people fake jewelery that looks real and tell them it's very valuable and they should sell it.
6.in school, if wewe have to write a report, switch someones ripoti with crap wewe wrote and watch the results.
1.say a bila mpangilio word for no reason all the time.
2.put spicy stuff in a chakula they like.
3.make a loud farting noise from your mouth and say "uh oh, i sharted."
4.make a farting noise from your mouth and blame it on the guy inayofuata to you.
5.go to a drive thru, get your face right up to the speaker and yell as loud as wewe can.
6.make a REALLY annoying noise all the time.
7.Write using only crayons, markers and paint.
8.When guests are at your house go into the jikoni and come out with ketchup all over wewe and say "THE BOOGIE MAN IS HERE!" a bunch of times.
9.in school if there's a problem wewe can't solve, rock back and forth in your kiti, kiti cha saying in a weird voice "popperclops, popperclops, clops that pop your cloppers."
10.call everyone wewe meet an "American idiot"
11.in class raise your hand and say "the answer is cheesedoodles." in a stupid voice.
12.walk up to a stranger and poke their nose as hard as wewe can without actually harming them and say "i boop wewe nose."
13.poke bila mpangilio people all the time.
14.in class when your teacher asks if wewe go kwa a nick name say "king awesome the third"
15.go in your parents room at 6am, open up the blinds and scream at the juu of your lungs "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!!!!"
16.after everything wewe say, say "a christian kids production." with two thumbs up.
17.make fake guns with your hands and say "I'm locked and loaded!"
18.scribble on paper, go up to a bila mpangilio person and onyesha them your drawing and say "isn't it awesome!?"
19.talk like a robot all the time
20.take a computer mouse, wave it in front of a guys face and say "come and get it kitty!"
21.listen to JB muziki with a JB shabiki and when the muziki is playing make a bunch of barfing noises and near the middle of the song say "oh, my life." and fall over and act dead.
Pranks:
1.prank call someone and say "you've won a contest, come to /real bila mpangilio mashua address/ to get a free cruise to Hawaii!" then hang up.
2.make a stupid contest, have a bunch of people participate with the promise of a cash prize and then give them nothing.
3.make up a bunch of stupid catch phrases and have bila mpangilio people use them.
4.get a huge squirt gun, bring it to a fancy party au something and shoot bila mpangilio people.
5.give people fake jewelery that looks real and tell them it's very valuable and they should sell it.
6.in school, if wewe have to write a report, switch someones ripoti with crap wewe wrote and watch the results.
It was the mwaka 2009, a young couple of nobodies arrived on the scene and one of those nobodies was a man kwa the name of Mike "the Situation" Sorrentino. I knew when I first saw him that I WASN'T gonna like him and sure enough I didn't. He had a bad reputation from the moment they showed him and it just kept getting worse. Not only that but he's a selfish, self-centered, ego driven guy that cares to much about his abs then he does people. When he signed up for Dancing with the stars It made me hate him even zaidi because he cared too much about his onyesha to even get in a siku of training done. To add even zaidi fuel to the moto he SHOULD of been sent nyumbani first but u people saved him for basically no reason whatsoever.
