Ways to Annoy:
1.say a bila mpangilio word for no reason all the time.
2.put spicy stuff in a chakula they like.
3.make a loud farting noise from your mouth and say "uh oh, i sharted."
4.make a farting noise from your mouth and blame it on the guy inayofuata to you.
5.go to a drive thru, get your face right up to the speaker and yell as loud as wewe can.
6.make a REALLY annoying noise all the time.
7.Write using only crayons, markers and paint.
8.When guests are at your house go into the jikoni and come out with ketchup all over wewe and say "THE BOOGIE MAN IS HERE!" a bunch of times.
9.in school if there's a problem wewe can't solve, rock back and forth in your kiti, kiti cha saying in a weird voice "popperclops, popperclops, clops that pop your cloppers."
10.call everyone wewe meet an "American idiot"
11.in class raise your hand and say "the answer is cheesedoodles." in a stupid voice.
12.walk up to a stranger and poke their nose as hard as wewe can without actually harming them and say "i boop wewe nose."
13.poke bila mpangilio people all the time.
14.in class when your teacher asks if wewe go kwa a nick name say "king awesome the third"
15.go in your parents room at 6am, open up the blinds and scream at the juu of your lungs "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!!!!"
16.after everything wewe say, say "a christian kids production." with two thumbs up.
17.make fake guns with your hands and say "I'm locked and loaded!"
18.scribble on paper, go up to a bila mpangilio person and onyesha them your drawing and say "isn't it awesome!?"
19.talk like a robot all the time
20.take a computer mouse, wave it in front of a guys face and say "come and get it kitty!"
21.listen to JB muziki with a JB shabiki and when the muziki is playing make a bunch of barfing noises and near the middle of the song say "oh, my life." and fall over and act dead.
Pranks:
1.prank call someone and say "you've won a contest, come to /real bila mpangilio mashua address/ to get a free cruise to Hawaii!" then hang up.
2.make a stupid contest, have a bunch of people participate with the promise of a cash prize and then give them nothing.
3.make up a bunch of stupid catch phrases and have bila mpangilio people use them.
4.get a huge squirt gun, bring it to a fancy party au something and shoot bila mpangilio people.
5.give people fake jewelery that looks real and tell them it's very valuable and they should sell it.
6.in school, if wewe have to write a report, switch someones ripoti with crap wewe wrote and watch the results.
1.say a bila mpangilio word for no reason all the time.
2.put spicy stuff in a chakula they like.
3.make a loud farting noise from your mouth and say "uh oh, i sharted."
4.make a farting noise from your mouth and blame it on the guy inayofuata to you.
5.go to a drive thru, get your face right up to the speaker and yell as loud as wewe can.
6.make a REALLY annoying noise all the time.
7.Write using only crayons, markers and paint.
8.When guests are at your house go into the jikoni and come out with ketchup all over wewe and say "THE BOOGIE MAN IS HERE!" a bunch of times.
9.in school if there's a problem wewe can't solve, rock back and forth in your kiti, kiti cha saying in a weird voice "popperclops, popperclops, clops that pop your cloppers."
10.call everyone wewe meet an "American idiot"
11.in class raise your hand and say "the answer is cheesedoodles." in a stupid voice.
12.walk up to a stranger and poke their nose as hard as wewe can without actually harming them and say "i boop wewe nose."
13.poke bila mpangilio people all the time.
14.in class when your teacher asks if wewe go kwa a nick name say "king awesome the third"
15.go in your parents room at 6am, open up the blinds and scream at the juu of your lungs "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!!!!"
16.after everything wewe say, say "a christian kids production." with two thumbs up.
17.make fake guns with your hands and say "I'm locked and loaded!"
18.scribble on paper, go up to a bila mpangilio person and onyesha them your drawing and say "isn't it awesome!?"
19.talk like a robot all the time
20.take a computer mouse, wave it in front of a guys face and say "come and get it kitty!"
21.listen to JB muziki with a JB shabiki and when the muziki is playing make a bunch of barfing noises and near the middle of the song say "oh, my life." and fall over and act dead.
Pranks:
1.prank call someone and say "you've won a contest, come to /real bila mpangilio mashua address/ to get a free cruise to Hawaii!" then hang up.
2.make a stupid contest, have a bunch of people participate with the promise of a cash prize and then give them nothing.
3.make up a bunch of stupid catch phrases and have bila mpangilio people use them.
4.get a huge squirt gun, bring it to a fancy party au something and shoot bila mpangilio people.
5.give people fake jewelery that looks real and tell them it's very valuable and they should sell it.
6.in school, if wewe have to write a report, switch someones ripoti with crap wewe wrote and watch the results.
1. mostly the people on here are jerks. I ilitumwa a perfectly nice post and everyone just blew up at me. I mean, like, seriously guys? Probably at least 3 people with get mad about this article.
2. People think wewe can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the bila mpangilio shabiki club doesn't mean wewe won't get reported.
3. The maswali aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then wewe click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!
4. If wewe post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.
2. People think wewe can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the bila mpangilio shabiki club doesn't mean wewe won't get reported.
3. The maswali aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then wewe click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!
4. If wewe post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.
1. Run up a down escalator naked
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man au YMCA
5. ngumi, punch someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on juu of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and ngumi, punch all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as Jesus au Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man au YMCA
5. ngumi, punch someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on juu of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and ngumi, punch all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as Jesus au Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"
1. Walk up to a bila mpangilio person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a bila mpangilio person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person wewe are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a bila mpangilio person the same gender as wewe and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" au "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a bila mpangilio man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
2. Walk up to a bila mpangilio person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person wewe are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a bila mpangilio person the same gender as wewe and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" au "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a bila mpangilio man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
1. Everytime wewe read Twilight, a kitten is born :D
2. If wewe are obbsessed with mythical creatures, read Twilight!
3. If your life is all sad and gloomy, read Twilight!
4. If your completely bored, why not read Twilight!
5. ITS JUST AWESOME!!!!!! well to me and all the other Twilighters out there :D
PLEASE NO BAD COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. If wewe are obbsessed with mythical creatures, read Twilight!
3. If your life is all sad and gloomy, read Twilight!
4. If your completely bored, why not read Twilight!
5. ITS JUST AWESOME!!!!!! well to me and all the other Twilighters out there :D
PLEASE NO BAD COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
