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101 things to do when your bored~
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1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If wewe live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some Marafiki along for company, au just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform bila mpangilio acts of kindness.

9. Find out all the great touristy places in your city. Now spend the siku being a tourist!

10. Try geocaching.

11. Check out the local art scene. Attend a gallery opening.

12. Become a babysitter and have fun playing with a child – everyone needs to engage in an epic light saber battle every once in awhile!

13. Try to beat 20Q.

14. Go fly a kite.

15. Give yourself a facial. au a total make-over.

16. Try brewing your own beer. au make your own wine.

17. Google everyone wewe knew in high school.

18. If wewe like building, making, and/or creating things, find something on Instructables to make.

19. Check out a sketchy ethnic restaurant in your area. wewe might find a gem au wewe might get chakula poisoning. Either way, it's the stuff stories are made of. Plus, you’ll be able to say "I know this great little _____ place."

20. Take all the cushions off your kitanda and some blankets from your kitanda and build a fort.

21. Be someone else for a few hours. Put on a hat, fake beard and eyeglasses and walk around town.

22. Go for a walk. Explore your neighborhood. You’re bound to find gardens, shops, restaurants, art, au other bila mpangilio bits of wonderfulness wewe didn’t even know were there.

23. Choose a movie to see based on the roll of the dice. Open a newspaper au web browser to your local movie listings. Roll the dice. If, for example, wewe roll a three, go see the third movie in the listings.

24. Read a book. Try one that someone has recommended but that wewe wouldn’t normally choose for yourself. wewe might be pleasantly surprised.

25. Start a blog.

26. Learn to play a musical instrument. Take up the ukulele.

27. Spend some time browsing in the public library.

28. Have coffee in a bookstore. Sit in one of their super-comfy armchairs. Read one of their books.

29. Window shop. Or, duka for windows. Whichever.

30. Go to a gun range and try out some rental pistols.

31. Interview someone. Local history organizations often need people to conduct interviews and transcribe oral histories that might otherwise be lost.

32. Document your siku in photographs.

33. Treat yourself to a manicure. au a pedicure.

34. Grab a partner and hit the racquetball au tennis court.

35. Facebook-stalk people from your past.

36. Try the assignments at Learning to upendo wewe More.

37. Release a book into the wild.

38. Get yourself a fake buddy.

39. Exchange postcards with a stranger.

40. Order something from The Something Store.

41. Wash your dog. Try washing your cat.

42. Cut out picha and paste them on Popsicle sticks. Have a puppet show.

43. Learn to peel a banana, ndizi with your feet.

44. Have a movie marathon. Watch all the Lord of the Rings movies. au all of the nyota Wars films. au the Indiana ... wewe get the idea.

45. Turn on the T.V., put it on mute and make up dialogue. au mute the TV and play music. It’s funny to see how the muziki “matches up” with what’s happening on-screen.

46. Go dumpster diving and see what wewe can find.

47. Make faces at strangers to make them laugh.

48. Take your TV outside. While you’re at it, take your inayopendelewa comfy chair au kitanda outside too!

49. Watch kids play – and then jiunge in.

50. Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

51. Skip rather than walk.

52. jiunge the summer kusoma program at your local library. Who cares if it’s just for kids?

53. Plant a garden. au some potted plants.

54. Pack a fun lunch and go to the park. Play Frisbee.

55. Decorate blank t-shirts.

56. Set up a Slip 'N Slide in your back yard. Invite the whole neighborhood!

57. Spend a siku at the beach.

58. Make maji ya limau, lemonade from lemons.

59. Set up a hammock in your yard. Use it!

60. Make your own ice cream.

61. Create a masterpiece on your driveway with sidewalk chalk.

62. Have a water balloon fight. au a sponge ball fight.

63. Help produce the 1 sekunde Film.

64. Watch presentations on slideshare.

65. Write a one-sentence story.

66. Learn how to make raspberry, rasiberi jam, how to make fortune cookies, how to fix a bicycle chain, how to start a small business, and more!

67. Visit a museum. au visit an online museum.

68. Go bowling.

69. Blow bubbles.

70. Build a campfire and make s’mores. au banana, ndizi boats.

71. Decorate a pair of flip-flops.

72. Gather some old dry mkate crusts and feed the birds. au go to a lake au pond and feed the ducks.

73. Go on a hike.

74. Research your family tree.

75. Go to a farmer’s market.

76. Start a scrapbook.

77. Learn to crochet. au knit.

78. nyota gaze. au visit a science center au planetarium.

79. Lie on the nyasi and look at wingu shapes.

80. Build a sandcastle.

81. Plant a tree.

82. Bake cookies. Put them in pretty containers and deliver them to your friends.

83. Rent a projector, hang a white sheet in your backyard and have a backyard movie night.

84. Have a mto fight.

85. Clean up trash in a local park. au pick up trash on your block.

86. Paint your bedroom a new color.

87. Learn to juggle.

88. Start a collection.

89. Record a funny new greeting for your voice mail.

90. Buy part of the moon.

91. Make deep-fried Twinkies.

92. Glue money to the floor and watch people try to pick it up.

93. Go into a building and set all the clocks ahead one saa (or behind, if you're really bold).

94. Write a novel.

95. Build things out of cans of food. Donate them to a chakula bank afterwards.

96. Watch a familiar DVD dubbed in a foreign language.

97. Learn a new language. au learn sign language!

98. Write a letter to a friend. On paper! Don’t forget to mail it.

99. Clean out your closet.

100. Rearrange your furniture.

101. Make a list. (Maybe a orodha of things to do when you’re bored!)
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posted by penguin7710
User: I'm a unicorn.


Cleverbot: My boyfriend is a dragon.


User: So you're a girl?


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: Cool. So am I.


Cleverbot: And what do wewe play?

User: Unicorn games.

Cleverbot: Like twilight sparkle?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do wewe know israel?

User: Do wewe like singing.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: We should sing.

Cleverbot: Ok, where?

User: F is for Marafiki who do stuff together.

Cleverbot: B is for basket to put stuff in.

User: A is for apes to kill rapist.

Cleverbot: Apples.

User: Bannanas.

Cleverbot: apple not bananas.

User: Carrots.

Cleverbot: Pineaples.

User: For a robot wewe don't know how to spell.

Cleverbot:...
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1.SpongeBob SqaurePants
2.The Legend of Korra
3.Aaahh!!!Real Monsters
4.The Ren and Stimpy Show
5.(Impractical)Jokers
6.Resturant:Impossible
7.Family Guy
8.Pranked!
9.Tanked
10.Max and Ruby(Just to make fun of it)
11.Adventure Time
12.Regular Show
13.MAD
14.Scrubs
15.Everybody Hates Chris
16.That 70s' Show
17.All That
18.Kenan and Kel
19.My Cat From Hell
20.Dogs101
21.Ellen
22.Law and Order
23.Judge Judy
24.Judge Mathis
25.Judge Ross
26.The Wonder Years
27.My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic
28.Rocko's Modern Life
29.Phineis and Ferb
30.Hey,Arnold!

NOTE:Listed in no particular order.
posted by koolamelia
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If wewe have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal kwa conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what wewe think."

7. Claim that wewe must always wear a bicycle kofia, chapeo as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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Edward pulled two tickets out of his kanzu, koti pocket with an unusually questionable grin on his face. I hadn’t seen this expression before. His eyes were bigger than normal, and black. I could see that he needed to hunt. His head tilted slightly downwards, and while one side of his lips curled up, somehow the other side seemed to curl down. Edward looked as though he didn’t know if he wanted to smile, au frown.

“Are those plane tickets?” It sounded zaidi eager out loud than it did in my head.

Edward shifted his dark gaze down at the two tickets he held between his long, porcelain-like fingers,...
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1. Cause it felt like it.

2. mayb it wanted 2. EVR THINK OF THAT!!!!!????

3. It wanted 2 make chiken soup

4. it wanted some chiken soup.

5. it needed 2 get to the other side

6. it saw Justin Bieber (all chickens r mashabiki of him u no)

7. on the other side of the road was a KFC

8. the ppl on his side kept asken Y did the chicken kuvuka, msalaba the road

9. he had reasons 2

10. he was lost

11. he wanted to make this joke

12. he wanted 2 bcome famous with this joke.

P.S. i coodnt member the rest of the original joke!lol
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Once there was a black Yoshi named Bob. He was new to town and didn't have any friends. He was a kind and caring Yoshi who had the power to heal. He went to school and saw a group of Yoshis. Bob asked the other Yoshis if he could play with them. The other Yoshis laughed and scoffed at him. He didn't get angry. He just walked away with his head to the ground. Then suddenly, a human was very very sick. She was taken to the hospital. The doctors couldn't admit her. There was nothing they could do. "Yoshi", he said. It meant let me heal her. Then out of the blue, Bob laid his hand on her chest and there was a light shining. Then the human was cured!!! "Thank you", she said. "Yoshi". (Which means you're welcome). The other Yoshis saw what was going on and they apologized to Bob in Yoshi. He forgave them and then they played tag. Then no one ever teased Bob again. He had new Marafiki and they lived happily ever after.
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Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the juu of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long siku of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill alisema to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task kwa concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped imba and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.

1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.

2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.

3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.

4. The UK population grew in zaidi 2008 than at any time since 1962.

5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.

6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.

7. The smell of cut nyasi makes people happy.

8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.

9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.

10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.

Hopefully there will be zaidi inayofuata week.
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