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posted by OmegaLeader
101 things to do when your bored~
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1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If wewe live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some Marafiki along for company, au just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform bila mpangilio acts of kindness.

9. Find out all the great touristy places in your city. Now spend the siku being a tourist!

10. Try geocaching.

11. Check out the local art scene. Attend a gallery opening.

12. Become a babysitter and have fun playing with a child – everyone needs to engage in an epic light saber battle every once in awhile!

13. Try to beat 20Q.

14. Go fly a kite.

15. Give yourself a facial. au a total make-over.

16. Try brewing your own beer. au make your own wine.

17. Google everyone wewe knew in high school.

18. If wewe like building, making, and/or creating things, find something on Instructables to make.

19. Check out a sketchy ethnic restaurant in your area. wewe might find a gem au wewe might get chakula poisoning. Either way, it's the stuff stories are made of. Plus, you’ll be able to say "I know this great little _____ place."

20. Take all the cushions off your kitanda and some blankets from your kitanda and build a fort.

21. Be someone else for a few hours. Put on a hat, fake beard and eyeglasses and walk around town.

22. Go for a walk. Explore your neighborhood. You’re bound to find gardens, shops, restaurants, art, au other bila mpangilio bits of wonderfulness wewe didn’t even know were there.

23. Choose a movie to see based on the roll of the dice. Open a newspaper au web browser to your local movie listings. Roll the dice. If, for example, wewe roll a three, go see the third movie in the listings.

24. Read a book. Try one that someone has recommended but that wewe wouldn’t normally choose for yourself. wewe might be pleasantly surprised.

25. Start a blog.

26. Learn to play a musical instrument. Take up the ukulele.

27. Spend some time browsing in the public library.

28. Have coffee in a bookstore. Sit in one of their super-comfy armchairs. Read one of their books.

29. Window shop. Or, duka for windows. Whichever.

30. Go to a gun range and try out some rental pistols.

31. Interview someone. Local history organizations often need people to conduct interviews and transcribe oral histories that might otherwise be lost.

32. Document your siku in photographs.

33. Treat yourself to a manicure. au a pedicure.

34. Grab a partner and hit the racquetball au tennis court.

35. Facebook-stalk people from your past.

36. Try the assignments at Learning to upendo wewe More.

37. Release a book into the wild.

38. Get yourself a fake buddy.

39. Exchange postcards with a stranger.

40. Order something from The Something Store.

41. Wash your dog. Try washing your cat.

42. Cut out picha and paste them on Popsicle sticks. Have a puppet show.

43. Learn to peel a banana, ndizi with your feet.

44. Have a movie marathon. Watch all the Lord of the Rings movies. au all of the nyota Wars films. au the Indiana ... wewe get the idea.

45. Turn on the T.V., put it on mute and make up dialogue. au mute the TV and play music. It’s funny to see how the muziki “matches up” with what’s happening on-screen.

46. Go dumpster diving and see what wewe can find.

47. Make faces at strangers to make them laugh.

48. Take your TV outside. While you’re at it, take your inayopendelewa comfy chair au kitanda outside too!

49. Watch kids play – and then jiunge in.

50. Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

51. Skip rather than walk.

52. jiunge the summer kusoma program at your local library. Who cares if it’s just for kids?

53. Plant a garden. au some potted plants.

54. Pack a fun lunch and go to the park. Play Frisbee.

55. Decorate blank t-shirts.

56. Set up a Slip 'N Slide in your back yard. Invite the whole neighborhood!

57. Spend a siku at the beach.

58. Make maji ya limau, lemonade from lemons.

59. Set up a hammock in your yard. Use it!

60. Make your own ice cream.

61. Create a masterpiece on your driveway with sidewalk chalk.

62. Have a water balloon fight. au a sponge ball fight.

63. Help produce the 1 sekunde Film.

64. Watch presentations on slideshare.

65. Write a one-sentence story.

66. Learn how to make raspberry, rasiberi jam, how to make fortune cookies, how to fix a bicycle chain, how to start a small business, and more!

67. Visit a museum. au visit an online museum.

68. Go bowling.

69. Blow bubbles.

70. Build a campfire and make s’mores. au banana, ndizi boats.

71. Decorate a pair of flip-flops.

72. Gather some old dry mkate crusts and feed the birds. au go to a lake au pond and feed the ducks.

73. Go on a hike.

74. Research your family tree.

75. Go to a farmer’s market.

76. Start a scrapbook.

77. Learn to crochet. au knit.

78. nyota gaze. au visit a science center au planetarium.

79. Lie on the nyasi and look at wingu shapes.

80. Build a sandcastle.

81. Plant a tree.

82. Bake cookies. Put them in pretty containers and deliver them to your friends.

83. Rent a projector, hang a white sheet in your backyard and have a backyard movie night.

84. Have a mto fight.

85. Clean up trash in a local park. au pick up trash on your block.

86. Paint your bedroom a new color.

87. Learn to juggle.

88. Start a collection.

89. Record a funny new greeting for your voice mail.

90. Buy part of the moon.

91. Make deep-fried Twinkies.

92. Glue money to the floor and watch people try to pick it up.

93. Go into a building and set all the clocks ahead one saa (or behind, if you're really bold).

94. Write a novel.

95. Build things out of cans of food. Donate them to a chakula bank afterwards.

96. Watch a familiar DVD dubbed in a foreign language.

97. Learn a new language. au learn sign language!

98. Write a letter to a friend. On paper! Don’t forget to mail it.

99. Clean out your closet.

100. Rearrange your furniture.

101. Make a list. (Maybe a orodha of things to do when you’re bored!)
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
 Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Hey, Fanpoppers! CokeTheUmbreon here, and I'm gonna tell wewe my inayopendelewa yo mama jokes! Please note that I don't own most of these. The jokes I do own will have a bila mpangilio emoji kwa dem. I was bored thnx to the inactivity and my friend not being around to RP with me today.

P.S. The bila mpangilio emojis neither the Umbreon pics will fit the theme of the jokes.

Anyways, let's get it on!

Yo mama so fat when she walks her upendo handles hit the quan. 😎

Yo mama so stank they use her bathwater as chemical weapons.

Yo mama so fat when she outweighs Groudon. 😈

Yo mama so ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares.

Yo mama...
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posted by pinkydoll
1-Dolphin sleeps with one eye open.

2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.

3-An octopus has two hearts

4-Bull frogs do not sleep.

5-There are zaidi chickens than human in the world.

6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the chakula they eat.

7-The hair of polar kubeba is not white it's transparent.

8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends

9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.

10-Butterflies taste with their feet.

11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.

13-A konokono can sleep for 3 years.

14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.

15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
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posted by alice1919119
This 15 mwaka old girl used to maintain a common diary with her 13 mwaka old best friend in which they wrote how they felt about each other and their friendship. When she discovered that her friend who had been a patient of clinical depression had tried to kill herself, she wrote this in the diary and it brought her best friend to tears...
The names have been changed as per author's request...


November 13

Dear Amira,

K so... without going on about any trivial stuff this time, wewe should know that I've zaidi than you'd expect to say about stuff I usually don't go on about on phone au in person......
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posted by slenderman777
About five years zamani I lived downtown in a major city in the US. I've always been a night person, so I would often find myself bored after my roommate, who was decidedly not a night person, went to sleep. To pass the time, I used to go for long walks and spend the time thinking.

I spent four years like that, walking alone at night, and never once had a reason to feel afraid. I always used to joke with my roommate that even the drug dealers in the city were polite. But all of that changed in just a few dakika of one evening.

It was a Wednesday, somewhere between one and two in the morning, and...
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(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing zaidi than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 mwaka old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring wewe to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm...
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1. Play hide and seek!

2. Tell your boy/girlfriend how much wewe upendo them.

3. STREAKING! ^__^

4. Give everyone hugs!

5. Give the homeless all your money.

6. Take a shower! Don't want to be dirty before wewe die.

7. Play the scariest horror game wewe know.

8. Tell your Marafiki all your deepest secrets.

9. Grab everything at Target. :D

10. Do the cinnamon challenge. With cocaine. (You're going to die anyways.)

11. zaidi STREAKING! ^___^

12. Take a look back at your life's greatest moments.

13. Do that one thing you've always wanted to do. (In my case, skydiving.)

14. Play some Pac-Man. :P Just because.

15. Go...
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CELEBS WHO HAVE BEEN TURNED DOWN kwa THEIR CRUSHES

Not even the One Direction lads get dates with all the people they like! Here's a orodha of celebs who have been turned down kwa their crushes.

Emma Watson: “Between the ages of ten and twelve I had a really terrible crush on Tom Felton, to the extent that I would go into work in the morning and look down the numbers on the call sheet to see if he was going to be in. We upendo a bad guy, he was a few years older and he had a skateboard — and that just did it really." She confessed her feelings, but Tom saw Emma in a “younger, sisterly way.”...
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posted by KissKissHannah
There is someone on deviantART. Not enclosing names because they may also have a fanpop account. *shivers* My friend alisema he was a troll, but he's zaidi than a troll. He's a big BULLY. (The person I mean. Not my friend) He alisema I bragged about being straight (How insulting) and alisema my drawings were *insert a word that rhymes with hit here*. ;n; That was only because I occasionally drew on bases. He also alisema I was zaidi annoying than the annoying fangirls. Just because we have different opinions does NOT mean he has the right to bully me! I don't bully anyone who has different opinions! HE is the one that's zaidi annoying than the annoying fangirls! >:U
posted by ZacharyWhite
When some bila mpangilio girl added me on facebook... She was all like "Oh gosh you're so cute" and I was like "Yeah, sure whatever..." The again she was all like "Oh God I upendo your style!!!" Then again I was like "Yeah.. sure.." Then she alisema "Oh gosshhh!!! It's like I can hear your voice talking in your message!!! You're an emo right? I'm an emo tooooo!! :-D Oh it's like we're SO MEAN'T TO BE!!!" Then I finally realize and alisema to myself "Shit I have a fangirl... okay, I'm doomed."

Girl: Hello? wewe still there?
Me: No...
Girl: Oh you're soooo funnyy :3 We are so the same!!! Ugh! I wish I could just...
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