bila mpangilio Article: 5 Things wewe can do to annoy your dog au cat

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5 Things wewe can do to annoy your dog au cat

posted by teamalice_0

1. Get one of those receipts and rub it on your cat until the receipt sticks, and watch them try to get it off. (Works with all cats, and most dogs. And sme receipts are better than others.)

2. Get a cup of water, when your dog au cat turns away, dip your finger in the water and have one drop of water hit them, but make sure they aren't looking at you.When they took at wewe look away until they look awy then repeat.

3. Get another cat au dog to bug the other!
(Only if wewe want two animals!)

4. When your dog au cat is looking away, clap once and loud. But make sure they aren't looking at you, and wewe are facing away.

5.( works better with cats.)
Get a piece of string. tie it so it makes a 'O' big enough so wewe can put it on your cat's tail and make him spin trying to get it off.

Tdinoahiscute4, Twilight597 and 4 others like this

laspanglish lol thats sooooo funny but that would be so mean!!i love my cats and my dog

teamalice_0 i do it to mine and they absoutly love it! It helps you bond with them

SMackedLove lol thats good!

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MSPS16 & Julianna Guill

added by Helen-Lover

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Weight Loss Program

posted by Bluekait

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The inayofuata day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 mwaka old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If wewe can catch me, wewe can have me."

Without a sekunde thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the inayofuata four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs...

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Go after your dreams and don't give up (inspiring quote i wrote)

posted by koolkat-1104

i wanna tell wewe something and wewe better listen good here.If there's something wewe really enjoy and wewe have a huge dream that your really passionate about then go after it.Don't be afraid to follow your moyo because your moyo will lead wewe to the right direction.Don't let anyone discourage wewe and idc who the heck they are.You are always going to meet 2 people in your life.One person will discourage wewe and tell wewe that wewe are never gonna make it and the other person will encourage wewe to follow wewe dreams and will believe in you.They will want wewe to follow your dreams.So listen to that...

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Facts About Red Heads

posted by E-Scope90

I'm not trying to be abusive in any way, I just found this. I didn't write this.

Approximately 1-2% of humans, au about two in 100 people in the world, have red hair.j
The ancient Greeks believed that redheads would turn into Wanyonya damu after they died.i
Otherwise dark hair may turn red au blond in cases of severe protein deficiency due to starvation.c
Red is the rarest hair color in humans
The most rare hair color in humans is red.b
During the Middle Ages, a child with red hair was thought to be conceived during “unclean sex” au during menstruation.b
Red hair doesn’t gray as much as other hair...

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bila mpangilio jokes....(actually they r PJs)

posted by pollydbookworm

This bata walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do wewe have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the bata leaves.

The inayofuata day, the bata returns and asks, "Do wewe have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the bata leaves.

The siku after that, the bata walks in the store again and asks "Do wewe have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told wewe no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if wewe come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...

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WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM wewe KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:

posted by milorox18

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read maswali aloud, debate your majibu with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that wewe can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this swali on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into...

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How To Annoy People At A Funeral (not that wewe would want to XD)

posted by slytherin360

Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make upendo with wewe
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until wewe find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit wewe first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of wewe shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give wewe a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...